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>>37499629
frank is gay as heavily implied when he meets his college 'buddy'
frank is generally a degenerate psychopath who doesn't have normal human emotions

>>37499888
this. nothing wrong with that though

he's been a cuck since season 3

>>37499614
Me.

I'm too long gone that I don't know how to have an interesting conversation, just pointless small talk
"how are you"
"good"
"ok see ya"

>>37499614
Yeah but I'm really confused about a lot of things and I'm not sure I'm ready for dating.
I feel lonely but I don't know what I really want and people just don't interest me.

>lonely
>being around others is exhausting and boring
what a shit feeling

>>37499606
definitely not that fucking group

>>37499606
>Top groups in South Park
1. Cartman's group
2. Gothic group
3. ???

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>>37499606
Is that a cosplay or a genuine random coincidence?

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who cares about some dumb pixel painting site?

>>37499556
i mean, it's for the glory of the chan empire, obviously.

>>37499556
it cares cause some fb faggots are laughting of all 4chan

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stacked

curvaceous

exoskeletal

>>37499424
what're your interests? can't recc anything unless we know what you like.

>>37499455
I don't have any I guess

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Get a FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system.

Bruh get a job in a hospital or nursing home doing housekeeping or food service. If you're in the US, most of these places give you training at their expense for nursing assistant jobs and also pay for college tuition (if you pass of course). Which means free nursing school. Healthcare field is fucking aces

>>37499306
The whole "existential crisis" meme is just a lack a direction. You don't have much time to think about your cosmic insignificance when you're working 40+ hours a week, making bank and improving yourself. It's the myth of Sisyphus...It's ultimately pointless, but it doesn't mean you can't enjoy or make the most out of it

>>37499353

I'm too much autistic and antisocial asshole to be a nurse, that requires at least some subtlety and a modicum humanity, quod non habeo

>>37499258
Because as much as life sucks, occasionally something good happens which makes it suck a little less. Plus, as a species, we're hardwired not to want to off ourselves, for obvious evolutionary reasons

>>37499258

Evolutionary biology. That's about it; in many cases offing ones self is objectively the most pragmatic course of action, but we're hardwired to avoid it.

>>37499258
Suicide is a permanent solution for temporary problems.

Even subconsciously, most people realize that and push past it. They just complain a lot while doing so, which hinders the speed of progression.

social skills/social engineering

>>37499378
I have half of it down, I mostly scam by pretending to be girl on sex chatrooms selling nudes but some of them ask me to get on cam and I have no clue how to get around it.

>>37499415
i've never tried this, but try scamming on steam. There are game items that are worth much that are possesed by kids that you can easily scam. Try items in dota, cs go etc..

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>>37499235
Wash it with bar soap. Dab a paper towel with apple cider vinegar and press it on your face. Run an ice cube over acne to close up the pores. These are all things I've done separately, and they all work pretty well.

How strong are the products you use to wash your face? If you use any products, I just presume you do.

Because if you wash your face too much, your skin will overcompensate for the loss of oil in your skin.

I've never washed my face in my life and don't have acne

will cwc die?

>>37499195
Will this week be ok between me and K?

>>37499195
Will I ever be able to speak my mind to him so that he actually understands my feelings? He isn't an ex, btw. Someone else.

I'm unemployed and am dating a girl who isn't, so yes. She always pays for her own shit on dates. Its very comfy.

>>37499134
Yeah why not. It's the way things are shaping up with higher education stats.

>>37499134
sure, but statistically women dont date men who earn less than them

>"hello the-"
>"MY IQ IS 143"

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>>37499125
I was a C/B student all my life, can't tell you how many times I heard the 'anon is very smart but he doesn't apply himself enough!'

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>tfw so smart I can't tolerate peoples stupidity and can't talk to them

I matched with someone on tinder

>>37499117
She thicc my nigga?

>hope
No such thing my dear lad

>>37499052
Tell them you're buying enemas

Find one site that has all the cards, it'll be a little more expensive, but not much
or
Come out to your family as gay

>>37499115

I'm buying from tcgplayer, but the cards will all come at different times and from different store/sellers