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>tfw /r9k/ redefined western literature
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/r9k/ {{{is}}} western literature now
some "book" about it (((is))) tangential shit
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>>37693945
What did xom mean by xis?
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>>37693828
she was on an episode of chapo

she's spot on when it comes to the pathology of /pol/

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How many girls have you cum inside of?

I've cum in one girl's ass a total of four times and I've cum in my fiance's pussy hundreds of times now.
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What's it like creampieing a girl?
Does cumming in an ass feel different to a pussy? If so please describe it
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>>37694000
No difference physically in feeling for me. The best part about cumming in either hole is the mental satisfaction and convenience. With other girls I had to get close then pull out and wait for them to get down so I could cum on their tits or whatever and the whole time I'm just thinking god I wish I just finished a few seconds ago while it was feeling really good.
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>>37693728
tfw to beta to fuck my gf
I jack off and cum in my hand while she rubs my leg

>tfw no immobile gf
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If you want a living thing to be completely dependent on you just get a dog sheesh
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>>37693625
too bad that's not what they actually look like
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>>37693625
i've said this before and i'll say it again, BUT DON'T YOU DARE FUCK WITH MUH FEELINGS OP

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How do you guys deal with knowing that the nsa is watching you 100% of the time. They already had the technology to see through your roof, and that was years ago. Now they might as well be reading your mind like children playing with hanguns. How do you cope with knowing that literally everyone is being watched 100% of the time, with methods that were good enough to see you anywhere 10 years ago, and have only improved since? It's not like they can hear what you're thinking, you'd think that people would being to trying to stop that, if it were true, or at least tell everyone so they aren't unaware of the fucking headnumbing situation that theyre currently in.
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it's not like i have anything to hide
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I don't give a damn. Ive already been arrested for heroin twice and cp once it's not like they're gonna discover anything new
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>too unimportant for them to care

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Why do you guys hate normies so much? Summer isn't even that bad and normies are nice people
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>>37693598

You don't have original opinions. You all have the exact same opinion on everything you're sheeple. I know what your opinions are on every controversial or philosophical issue, and I even know what dumb arguments you rely on.

Also, you get offended by the truth. You cannot think objectively.
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>>37693651
>You don't have original opinions. You all have the exact same opinion on everything you're sheeple. I know what your opinions are on every controversial or philosophical issue, and I even know what dumb arguments you rely on.
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>>37693598
it's just that normies have no conception of post-ironic memes, much less meta-ironic, so it's like why would i even bother trying to communicate with such lowly beasts of burden? it just gets boring when they can't keep up with muh memetic exploration. i'm trying to revolutionize /r9k/ subversively, but they'll just forever hold us back in the great meme race

>>37693651
epic post friend. quite the top tier zozzle

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If it was 100 percent legal for anyone to be raped would you do it?
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see now this is just a shit thread, if you posted "how many times do you think you would get raped if it was legal" then we would get somewhere. try to apply yourself next time
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Hell yeah I would, I'd go to my local library and rape as many little girls as I could.
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>>37693584
Well I'd certainly feel more comfortable playing grabass, WHICH APPARENTLY IS PRETTY COMMON

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Does anyone else have this problem? I'm a straight guy and yet whenever I jack off, I imagine being feminized and getting fucked by hung, muscular black dudes. What the fuck is wrong with me?
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I'm straight and white but I can't orgasm without superior hung bbc anymore. I don't think there is anything weird or wrong about it.
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>>37693707

Just can't deny it any longer. Black men, black culture, black cock. It's just better. I can never be a "wigger" so the only way I can be with the black community is to get feminized and have them make me their bitch
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Congrats guys. You got so addicted to porn you'll never be able to have a normal sex life now.

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>pour my heart out into a post
>get called edgy
Sure is summer in here
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>>37693519
this post is edgy af
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sorry to hear that op

try to be less edgy next time
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Link the post my man

I had one chance at life and was born an autist of the race everyone dislikes
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>>37693491
Indian? Cheer up, there's lots of jobs in tech support for you
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>>37693572
No... Black. People respect Indians, they just happen to be socially inept
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>>37693594
im serbian, i can relate to this. pretty sure non gypsy romanians and arabs can aswell.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EVERYONE JOIN WE'RE COMFY PEOPLE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWE WANT FEMBOTS TOO REEEEEEEEEEE JOIN FEMBOTS JOIN ALSO ROBOTS WELCOME TOO AND TRAPS EVERYONE IS EVERYONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WE NEED FEMALES TOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAFGGHHJDGJGDJG WE HAVE A COMFY CHAT JOIIIN REEEE WE'RE SO LONELY SO WE NEED MORE PEOPLE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


THIS IS THE FUCKING CODEEEEEEEE:

htRE7a
REEE JOIN NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW EVERYONE
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OKAAAAAAAAAAAAY I'M GOOONAAAAAAAAAAAAA BUUUUUMPPPPPPPPP IIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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>>37693471
no oririririrginalioxxx
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REEEE GIVE ME A FUCKING REEEEEE GF NOWWWW


FUCKING FAGGOTS htRE7a htRE7a htRE7a htRE7a htRE7a htRE7a htRE7a REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

JOIN htRE7a


htRE7a


WHERE IS MY GFFF

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Can a woman really be called a woman if she doesn't have a body at the very least at this level?
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>>37693417
>must have at least 2 dimensions
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I want to cuddle and spoil a high test anime girl!
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I hear you OP.
If you don't agree that picture related isn't the pinnacle of femininity you are most certainly a faggot.

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tell all the english boys you meet
about the american boy back in the states
the american boy you used to date
who would do anything you says
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you're never going to get it right
you're never going to get it
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>22 year old man
>army meathead
still secretly love whiny pop punk and emuuu music

I wanna stay 18 forever :/
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>>37693470
i really hate myself so much i don't want to live like this anymore

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>mom storms into my room with an ultimatum
>get a job or im kicking you out of the house
>reply with ''so the day has come, so be it''
>she screams saying ''i want you out the house by today and dont ever want to see your face again''
>she called the internet company earlier and internet is being cut off forever in 20 minutes
>i put some stuff in a backpack and prepare to head out


It's been an HONOUR sharing this board with you these past years my dearest friends, everything has to end eventually eh? You take good care of yourselves. Don't make the same mistakes that I did. Take care.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqsC5jtViGw
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>>37693318
Is it really that much of a chore to get a job?
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>>37693318

Good luck anon. We'll miss you.

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What are you going to do OP? Atleast take up a trip and update us. Surely you own a smartphone, right?

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How can betas ever compete?
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That's not a Chad. His body is not cute and his face is a jawlet.
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Mexicans are not Chads ever. Not even their celebs.
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>>37693252
Chad is 45% looks, 55% personality

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Let's get a /thatkid/ thread going robots. I'll begin

>that kid who was afraid to have sex with his girlfriend because he knew she had an STD, but couldnt break up with her because she'd kill herself
>that kid who wrote EWITZ on the walls during graduation
>that kid who played with a yo-yo and went into competitions for it
>that horribly obese girl that wore her jacket half open so you could see her horrible tits and rolls
>that kid who was obsessed with ants and captured then when there was an infestation
>that weeaboo who only did anything if it was related to anime or manga.
>that stereotypical redneck kid who got into a heated argument with a liberal teacher over his confederate flag vest
>that kid who drew a penis on the hood of a teachers car
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>that kid who fucking killed himself
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>>37693220
>that kid who made fap-hands and put them on his forehead like he was holding invisible horns, then proceeded to unironically tell everyone he was the devil in (((devil voice)))
>that kid who had her first period in health class and left a menstrul stain on the desk during a group project
>that down syndrome janitor everyone called the oompaloompa that had to waddle in and clean it up with the mop bucket rag
>that redneck that tried to jump the bonfire while shitty drunk and ended up falling into it, unable to roll out because stuck in between burning pallets, causing the whole school to be forced into listening to a classic "alcohol is bad mmkay" assembly
my schools were fucked.
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>>37693220
>That kid who acted like a big shot just because he went to /b/ in 2007
>That kid who shot the school up
>That kid who started blaring anime music from his headphones, almost always when they cried
>That kid who still watched cartoons
>That kid who shat her pants during an assembly
>That kid who went missing and was never found
>That Chad who was gay and lost all his friends when he came out
>Tfw you tripped the faggot who for years tripped you and he just started crying a damn storm

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