>mom storms into my room with an ultimatum >get a job

>>37693318
Is it really that much of a chore to get a job?

>>37693318

Good luck anon. We'll miss you.

Originally.

What are you going to do OP? Atleast take up a trip and update us. Surely you own a smartphone, right?

>>37693393
I don't own a phone at all, I plan to just keep walking or hitch hiking until I feel tired.

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>>37693449
I guess I'll just have to wish you the best of luck. I hope that one day you can return and post with us again.

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>>37693348
Yes, normalfag. Some of us are so unmotivated and stubborn and uncomfortable around people that working is fucking hell

don't forget to swing through the kitchen and grab some snacks on your way out my man

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>>37693485
Thank you my friend, this will be my last post before I head out. Maybe I'll find a way.back to this place

>>37693531

Will do!

I hope you're roleplaying anon, how could a mom be so heartless?

>>37693449
no kidding but that's my fucking future plan if i get kicked out
best of luck
your mom probably will get worried in a week and call the police but i guess that you will be already dead by then ? or you're not gonna kill yourself?

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>>37693318

I salute you comrade.
NEETs will never forget the sacrifices you have made.

>kick child out so they'll be homeless and severely reduce their chances of employment

Great idea stupid whore. You should kill yourself out of spite. You get off this ride and she is tormented by crippling guilt and sorrow for the rest of her life feeling she was responsible for her child's suicide. Oh, as a bonus she'll have to pay for the funeral or cremation.

If you have ~$300 and you live near a major airport, you could buy a ticket to any major city in the country. This could be a much needed vacation, anon.

>>37693677
>supporting a lazy ass child indefinitely
Sometimes you need to know when to give up

>>37693677
If I had an adult child that didn't want to do anything but leech I'd kick his ass out too

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*YAAAAWWWWN*

MMmm, good morning fellow NEET... my my my, what a predicament you find yourself in today?

I'd love to give you some advice on how to hack it out in the real world, but I don't think 20 minutes is enough time to finish my first cup.

*sssssllluuurrp*

You understand.

>>37693318
Good luck, you'll need it. I hope you do well and die happy

>>37693318
good riddance
originalanig

rape her and kill yourself

>>37693318
Can't you go sleep in libraries? They prolly have internet too

>>37693804
glad you're not my parent
plus if you raised them right they wouldn't be in that position in the first place
>whoops I fucked up as a parent time to send my kid out to starve to death

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>>37693529
>normalfag
Try again.

No one wants to work but you get over it and do it. Plus it's nice to have money to buy things I want like computer parts or drum equipment. I don't think it's worth it to get kicked out of my house where my parents pay for basic amenities just because I don't want to work.

>>37693894
can't instill will into a kid. If you don't want to be a beggar, get a job or at least try to improve yourself

>>37693348
>>37693449
how do you fix this? almost same situation here. have no motivation to live and think about how I can kill myself all day but I don't really want to do it. i should have never been born.. waste of energy

>>37693917
I just stopped caring about what people think of me. I do my thing and act the way I want to and that's about it. If you listen to the idiots on here and get so sunk into meaningless garbage then it's hard to be motivated, I was in the same boat. The biggest step in growing up is realizing that other people's perceived opinions of you mean nothing.

>>37693449
lol dude you are going to die.

At least go to the local human services office and tell them you are homeless. They will immediately give you a food stamp card with $200+ on it. Ask about shelters, programs and outreach professionals to help you.

Just walking around aimlessly is suicide

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>TFW mommy told me that no mater what happens in my life she'll always love me and I'll always be able to live in under her roof

Feels good to be a spic

>>37693318
Where is that picture taken?

>>37693348

If you are NEET for so long you seriously forget how to interact with people

like most robots the this also extended from exclusion at school

starting a cv from blank will be hard if you never got a job and an interview will just leave you at a blank when they ask about you

op is socially disabled and his mother is an actual cunt and why you see so many mental homeless people

>>37693979
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loch_Leven_(Highlands)

Comment oregano

>>37693318
You actually can't be kicked out on such short notice, she needs to give you a months notice.

>>37693969

I bet you have had some strange dreams about your mommy

>>37693318
Goodluck anon, survive mate survive

>>37693996
I do not condone the mother for kicking him out, but it's no ones fault but the NEET himself for secluding himself. He chose a lazy hedonistic lifestyle and now he suffers because of it. Unless he is legitimately mentally disabled or something of the sort I will not sympathize with him.

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>>37693832
> i havent yet finished my-
> BAAM BAM BAM BAM

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>>37694011

nah its the early 80s to your parents

I live in a shit-hole, my dad owns two houses and my mom now owns three

I get told why don't I just "move" like I can just pack up and go find another place

would be nice to live like that, just forget about your deposit have and enough money for a fresh deposit and moving costs

most of the area is so shitty that you could end up in a worse place,

wish I could drive, I would just get a camper van 4g internet is everywhere now and I can live off 60watts so all I would need is a few solar panels

I'll take your advice, goodluck friend.

Both you and her are bluffing. You'll be back in a few hours and she'll let you in.

She's just trying to put the fear of god in you to get a job. You'll have to get one eventually, mommy and daddy aren't going to live forever :(

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Glue razor blades under your mom's car door handle on your way out : - )

>''so the day has come, so be it''
a beautiful response even if foolish

>>37693969
Don't worry anon, its only retarded robot soulless americans who think of shit like that.

>>37693318
Why would you allow that bitch to command you? If you don't want to look for a job, then just say it to her face and say "fuck you". You're a man, not a fucking kid, so grow a pair and resolve a conflict instead of running away from it.

>>37694541
>living like a leeching faggot instead of collecting your dignity and walking away

I would do the same as him.

>>37694541
Dominance is life.

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>>37694541
But op is going on an adventure, I hope op follows the path.

>>37694570
If he decides to do it himself someday it will be great, but throwing yourself into unknown on a whim of an old broad is not a way to live your life.

>anon you're 28 years old and haven't worked a day in your life
>you contribute nothing to this house or this family
>you spend your whole life bottled up in your room playing video games and watching cartoon porn
>if you don't get a job in a week, you're out on your ass

And that's how my days of running a used panties shop began!

>Go to the bank and get a loan

>Use loan to get a sex change

>Become prostitute

>Use whore money to pay off bank loan

>Live life as a whore. Might even be better than being a neet.

>>37693529
HOLY SHIT IM A NEET WITH A PART TIME JOB. I CAN ACTUALLY AFFORD SHIT I WANT.

>>37693908
>No one wants to work but you get over it and do it
No I don't.

>>37693318
Try living in the airport like tom hanks

>>37693318
>white """people""" things
What a cruel and heartless culture. No wonder Americanization is considered a bad thing all over the world, no wonder the grey machine of American/European style western civilization cranks out the highest suicide rates on the planet (Japan only fell under this category after it was Americanized). Many cultures value family and live together until marriage or simply expand the house for a sense of community. White people kick their kids out to live miserable and in poverty at 18, and the kids respond by putting the parents in abusive retirement homes later in life.
Don't let white people ruin your culture.

>>37693318
Just do what i did and inform them that my plan is to not go out and get a life but to find the nicest place nearby and blow my brains out.
Their tune instantly changed.

Warning: only works when they KNOW you're not bluffing. Prepare for this.

>>37694047
>he thinks free will actually exists in a viable way

lmao

>>37693908
>you get over it and do it
jus b urself

>>37694047
how dumb are you, the patterns that eventually lead to neetdom start early during a very sensible development phase. you expect some 12 yr old to realize hes playing to many video games even when its the only thing that gives him joy? you expect him to make huge life changing decisions instead of trying to stay safe? idiot.

>>37693318
anon, where are you from and where are you headed?

>>37695378
Video game addiction and understanding technology is in its very early stages.

>>37693731
to be fair the way she is handling the situation is helping no one, aside from being able to hold a basic job she is probably as useless as a an elevator in a houseboat but i guess this one difference makes all the difference.

>>37693804
I'd hire a PI to figure out where my son squats and call the police on him to give him the business.

>>37693804
youre delusional and extremely self serving if you convinced yourself that "not wanting" is a big part of the reason why these people are neets.

its the same kind of logic like "why dont poor people just buy more money"

faggot

>>37693996
yeah OP should see a behavioral therapist to work out his social interaction skills and hold down a job. He'll either kill himself or come crawling back for help.

>>37693804
>kid is mentally ill, poorly raised, and probably miserable in one way or another
>kick them to the curb to be homeless
>kid dies
>I was a good parent

This is how people actually think? Lmao. People who have kids usually aren't too keen on killing them.

>>37695517
Parents are the most full of shit people.
>kid excells
I raised him/her good.
>kid fails
I had nothing to do with it.

>>37695098
>neet
>with a part time job

>>37695378
This, my parents plopped me in front of a NES at age 4 and let that shit raise me. I honestly didn't know better.

>>37693318

Dude, you're so pathetic.

Listen to your mother and just get a fucking job. Any job. Christ, you failure.

>>37695576
>kid kills someone
he dindu nuffin he was a good boy

>>37695629
t. normie

NEETdom is a pit that swallows you up. Eventually the gaping crater in your resume makes you utterly unhirable, and most places that hire the lowest tier of applicants get literally hundreds of applications every day. My local Walmart gets more than 300. Fast food places bring in at least dozens and possibly more than 100 depending on demand. High school kids are popular with those employers, so are college grads who can be managers. But what about a late 20's NEET with no degree, no work experience, and a direct inability to interact with other people? Getting a job would be a fucking act of charity.

>>37693804
This kind of mentality is why kids are shitty in the first place. I've seen it in much of my family.

>parents treat their kids like shit
>kids grow up, unsurprisingly, to be shitty people
>parents whine

My parents have made some mistakes but they raised me with a significant amount of love and leniency. I didn't turn out perfect (i'm here after all) but certainly am not in any position close to OP's.

>>37695649
SPREADING THE WORD OF GOD

>>37695685
Wage slavery isn't an ideal lifestyle but neets also understand that starving is the other option.

>>37693677
>child
>child
>child

Why do you faggots always respond with this.

>>37695767
I'm talking about the difficulty of "getting a job" in the first place. Those ultimatums will come and go without even so much as an interview at fucking weenie hut jr's because it takes a month for an online application to go through and even longer for them to work their way through the rest of the human garbage to even consider you. And then they probably won't hire you anyways because the other 20 they called in might have someone that was better.

>>37695145
You could also starve to death

>>37695378
>you expect some 12 yr old to realize hes playing to many video games even when its the only thing that gives him joy? you expect him to make huge life changing decisions instead of trying to stay safe? idiot.
I'm here to brag and say yes, you should've known. At 12 I too was given the freedom to stay at home and play video games all day after school. My parents gave me the freedom to let me choose what I wanted and I chose video games. However, I also knew that this wouldn't last and at some point I'd have to grow up.

Maybe you should blame yourself for not being able to cope with life. My parents' liberal as shit child-raising strategy could've easily backfired if I was an idiot. Maybe I'm just smarter than you now that I think about it.

Irrelevant but I came here because the op pic looked familiar. I actually worked there back in 2012. Voluntary work as part of my ranger training.

Sorry for ot but I never see anything to even do with Scotland on here. Never mind places I have a connection with

>>37695378
>he wasn't thinking about getting some sweet preteen pussy when he was 12 yrs old.

What a faggot

>>37693318
>''so the day has come, so be it''

robot's are truly the modern aristocrats but your mother wanted a patrician like chad. shame on her. can souls who hold status over decency be worthy of heaven?

>>37695849
by that logic it all comes down to inherent intelligence, so blaming someone less intelligent is always justified no matter how old he is.
but then that would exclude all other factors like stable family and social environment, optimal brain development during childhood and so on.
there are a lot of factors that you have no influence over when you grow up and they can heavily disrupt your ability to make such decisions that you describe, even if you have high intelligence.

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>>37693318
REEEEEEE

I'm tired of seeing this phenomenon across the states. how can normies be so wrong to their own blood? "i never want to see your face again" thats your son you are talking to witch what did OP do to deserve such an unloving mother?

>>37696000
Nice fuckin trips. That was beautiful

>>37693731
i'm pretty sure she could support him indefinitely, but now that the motherly instinct has worn off she reverted back to her stacy HS days and basically says "fuck that loser" and shits on him

>i never want to see your face again
>oh. okay.
>finally uses the double barrel and 2 3/4 slugs under the boxspring
>no one ever sees my face again

>>37693348
I don't get a job because I'm embarrassed to be in public. I just can't stand the thought of having to be around people when I'm a fucking genetic failure.

>>37693968
Noted for if im ever a bum. Unlikely but I guess im prepared.

I used to work at a homeless shelter, I guess they'd hook me up with something.

i feel for OP, normies, can you imagine the soul shattering sorrow hearing your mother say that to you? most robot's live in a perpetual state of heartache from lack of love and more importantly horrible life experiences. still seriously think you belong here?

>>37695812
I know the feeling. I filled out 25 job applications to literally anywhere within 30 minutes that was hiring. Not even a phone call.

The only reason I have any income was I got hooked up with a paid internship.

If my mom did this to me, and my dad didn't step up to take me in, I would more than likely kill myself. I would use one if my guns and just blast away. Or go "hiking" and do it in nature. Fuck society man

>>37695145
>No I don't.

then die off

>>37696145
OP didn't do anything wrong, his parents are more likely displeased with what he didn't do. The parents of OPs generation selfishly and senselessly had kids, expecting that after they put enough work in and raised their kids, they would get careers, get married, and have kids, continuing the cycle. Then the recession, and a whole load of other things happened. OP and some other people got universally screwed, fated to become what we know now of as /robots/. He didn't get a successful career, friends, a romantic life, he failed to even function at the minimum level his parents expected, as have many. His parents were probably counting on him moving out so that they could sit around and do whatever they wanted to all day without him in the house to bother them. Instead, he stays out of sight, in his room, and although his parents rarely lay eyes on him, his presence is enough to remind them of the failure of their son, or how they failed to raise their son. This has to become unbearable to them at some point, and hoping that kicking OP out would catalyze his already desperately delayed adult life, they add another wageslave to the workforce, or another homeless to the streets. OPs journey either begins or ends here. He will either be forced to do exactly what he is not meant for, and try to succeed in the normalfag world, or like many others, he will end his journey prematurely. I won't judge him for his actions, and the rest of you robots won't either.

>>37696415
Were all victims of our parents bringing us into this cruel world irresponsibly.

>>37693318
Why didn't you just get a job working at a super market part time, that's just retarded. I hope you live in a place where you don't get killed in the homeless shelter.

>>37697437
Why would you get killed in a homeless shelter?

>>37697599
Some places are dangerously

>>37697599
Homeless are
5% down on their luck normal people
95% addicts/mentally ill/criminals

>>37695098
No
Education
Employment or
Training

>>37695098
There's a difference between robot and neet M8, you're the former.

>>37693529
you can always fake a personality (if you want social redeemings)

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This is a good thing, OP. You'll grow up, learn to be self-reliant, and finally face the fear of homelessness. You'll also get to be truly free, able to go as you please wherever and whenever you want.

>>37693968
>Just walking around aimlessly is suicide
This is what normies who grow up on tv and movies actually think. Being homeless is not the scary nightmare you've been brainwashed to believe. The world isn't out to kill anyone who doesn't live in a house, unless you're a bum who sleeps in doorways and alleys (or within city limits in general). The only thing remotely frightening about being homeless are the police, since it is de facto illegal to not have a home and income.

>>37698133
> unless you're a bum who sleeps in doorways and alleys (or within city limits in general)

Where the fuck else are they supposed to sleep that is even remotely dissimilar?

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>>37698208
You leave the city and camp in a wooded area by the side of the road like pic related, but not an area where people might pull over. Sleep early, wake early, no one knows you were there.

>>37698282

C O M F Y


I have a sleeping bag and I honestly want to try this. Too bad it's not rated for anything below 50 degrees. I'd need a Liner probably or a heavier bag. Maybe a bivy?

>>37698312
Sleeping bags are made for cold.

>>37698341

It's a shitty bag from Dick's for like $50. It's made for warm weather camping.

>>37698133
Pretty much this, I was homeless for about a decade, wasn't that bad in my opinion. Cities are sort if hard though, other bums are dangerous as fuck at times. Outside cities though usually only thing to worry about are cops, critters, and on the rare chance being on someone's huge ass property. Honestly thinking about dropping this shit, and just going back to it.

even when you're homeless you need to step ur shit up. it will force you to try and get money one way or another. i HIGHLY RECONMEND staying away from dope dealing or any crime such as theft, they will chase you till the ends of the earth if ur white

they LOVE white criminals. i was homeless a lot in my youth cause my parents dont love me just like yours

what you want to is get on bux. government money is the way to go. you need to find a shelter and then find some homelessness to disability/government housing program

they have those in most developed countries, and if ur city doesnt have one you need to find out which part of the country does and go there. your parents abandoned you, you owe nothing to them. if you are 100% lost they might send you some money, keep that in mind. you have to gauge which is worse; taking money with your parents and speaking with them, or ignoring them and having less money

try to be wise with your money, but thats hard honestly as a homeless dude. honestly dont commit crimes, they'd LOVE to lock you up, they looooove homeless criminals because they are easy targets who cant defend themselves in court. stay away from crime

if you find a shelter, i highly recommend getting earplugs, ideally ones highly rated on amazon. they make like so much easier, trust me. also when ur worker tells you what you want to be doing with ur time, put strong emphasis on you being disabled and wanting government money, thats the ideal

there are places with homeless to bux programs if you look hard enough. dont be rude and try in all directions. its very stressful and difficult.

>>37698440

Getting on social security is extremely difficult even for legitimately disabled people. I found myself an attorney and have been fighting with the SSA since december 2016 over this shit.

>sended out applications everywhere
>applied for even the lowest of jobs (retail slavery)
>get ghosted even by them
>ghosted by everywhere
>tfw I'm literally unemployable for some reason
>forced into life of NEET, I don't choose to live like this
>mom kicked me out
>was homeless for a few weeks
>grandpa on dads side takes me in
>still forced NEET (no one will hire)
>gramps could die soon
>if that happens, be back to being homeless again

Why the fuck do even retail slavers want experience? How hard is it to stock a shelf or press buttons on a register? Fuck you for not hiring me.

>>37698440
Getting locked up ain't that bad, if you know how to deal with that element, it's free room and board, 3 meals a day. Then again I have very low standards, very low maintenance.

>>37698484
better than being homeless

and im pretty sure if ur in the usa its dependant on your location, like some states its easier some states its harder

you have to play at a high level to get what you want in life, as the competition is higher now more than ever

strive op, be vigilant. dont get drunk in public and dont commit crimes. also you should shower daily, its a bad idea to smell and bring attention to yourself

you need to find a way out, its hell honestly

i prayed for you

>>37698491
You most probably can't sell yourself good enough.

Revitalize your CV. Look up some examples online and try to keep it compact and professional. Trust me, I work at HR.

>>37698530


Yes having the higher possibility of getting approved for disability bux is better than being homeless without any chance of income.
Also social security is a federal benefit program that's funded at the federal level. Some states may process applications faster but all have the same criteria as to what defines someone as disabled or not.

>>37698551
>You most probably can't sell yourself good enough.

incorrect. the most important thing for getting a job these days is physical looks. literally just looks. dont be fat and have a good looking face and hair

also if you want a job lie about everything. experience, education, look at the job requirements and copy and paste those as your experience

its extremely cruel and bullshit, but thats the way it is.

>>37693908
You don't get it, I don't want new drum parts. What I need, money can't buy.

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>>37698491
It's only going to get worse with automation and people refusing to wear condoms.

>>37698491

we can only hire so many, we have to decide who to take based on something. might as well be experience.

>>37693318
goodbye, sweet wizard. I wish you well and lots of luck.

>>37698588
Literally how to never land any job. No idiot would hire you once they learn you've lied your ass off on the resume once they interview you face to face.

>>37698850
its how ive gotten all my other jobs in the past. you wont even make it to the interview if you dont lie.

how are you suppose to get experience without any experience? and the chances of them even finding out or even caring for minimum wage is very little

>>37695088
At least you'll finally lose your virginity anon

>>37698491
Just lie you fucking retard. Dont go in their with a resume that says "Uhhhhhhhhhh", just fucking lie. Go to a mom and pop business and talk to them in person. Tell them you're a hard worker and will be willing to work like a mexican for min wage.

>>37698551
>HR
Just stopping by to call you the scum of the earth, parasite.

>>37696202
Your view of the world is fucked mate

So, I've been fired from my last two jobs in two years. I'm 23 years old and a NEET. Working has always been suffering for me. I am often suicidal.

My parent's combined pension is over $3000 per month. They spend $300 per month for my food and $80 for my cellphone. Around 13% of their free money keeps me alive and communicable.

Do I deserve death?

>>37693318
SEND PERSONAL INFO.
.

NEGROSEXUALY ORIGINAL

>>37699944
Why were you fired? Is it an issue that's fixable with some sort of help?

>>37699973
Job 1 - I was fired because I was late by one hour, then I was given a warning. I was late by eight minutes the next week and they fired me.

Job 2 - The manager told me the supervisors said I wasn't progressing fast enough. The end.

>>37700004
>Job 1 - I was fired because I was late by one hour, then I was given a warning. I was late by eight minutes the next week and they fired me.
Were you late because you slept in? Traffic?

>Job 2 - The manager told me the supervisors said I wasn't progressing fast enough. The end.

Damn. What sort of job was it?

>>37700042
My phone died in the night even though the battery was fully charged so I missed the alarm.

The second job was a line cook at Boston Pizza.

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>>37693318
I hope to see you on my backpacking travels through the states this summer <3 stay strong its not that rough if you aren't retarded

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>>37693969
Same and I'm white. I'm also set to inherent hundreds of thousands after dad dies lel

>>37693318
She'll start worrying about you, and if you're gone long enough she'll regret what she made you do and will in a week or less time go and look for you.

You can either:
A ) Accept her apology and return back to NEETdom
B ) Go live a live on your own somehow and make her feel as bad as she possibly can be for making you leave

>>37700467
oh, and option B is best if you do it without ever seeing her, so she doesn't get the comfort of knowing she can at least see you. She could've gave you a cell phone to call her with, but she never did so that will also be on her mind and it will hurt.

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>>37693963
Now that is actually useful post