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>woke up mid day
>busted nut to twerk vid
>will probably spend the rest of the day on 4chan
/thelife/
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>>39257978
Nice. Enjoy your day. I'm off to make $100 like I do every day
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Its 4.30am and im probably gonna jizz in a sock then sleep til the afternoon now
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>>39257978
>busted nut to twerk vid
thats quite the shit taste you have
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Man it kinda sucks that our problems are unsolvable and we have to just sit here and complain about them and normies get pissed about it like we like this
Weed helps so much but of course the government took that away so I have literally no money to my name just because I like to smoke a plant that stops me from killing my self
Fuck normals dude fuck them
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>>39257923
I originally agree my dude.
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>>39257923
true.
is it an ounce of prevention or a pound tho?
then again thats more complaining. but what do we all deserve? where are we all and where would we like to be? why arent we there?
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Let's go back to my third year in highschool when i was even more autistic than i (think i) am today
>scratch open a scab i didn' realize i had
>notice wetness
>"oh i have blood"
>girl in front of me: "yeah so do i"
>"well duh we all have blood. I meant to say that i'm bleeding"
>thinking she was being a smartass
>she repeats "yeah me too"
>people start laughing a bit at this point
>another girl says something about full moon
>people ask me if i really don't get it
>years later, realization hits
>mfw
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Just to make sure I'm not retarded, they meant period blood, right?
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>>39258565
Yes. Yes they did.
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>>39257832
You could have made a good joke about that and gotten a qt blood spewing gf. I hope you feel bad.
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Alright guys, I'm 20. I haven't been with a girl since about 2 years ago. Haven't dated, haven't banged, and I haven't even hung out with any girl that I like. A bunch of the girls I do hang with are either already in relationships with people I know, or girls I just absolutely do not care about.
Here's the thing, I've found my passion in music. Been learning how to produce, playing my ukulele constantly and just trying to become an artist. I go to college and I've got this year to graduate.
The problem is, I'm very lonely. The past 2 years I've learned how to love myself, found peace in mind and learned to not worry as much anymore. I've gained my confidence in speaking to girls again. The thing is, I'm very picky.
Now it isn't your usual picky, I believe I'm a pedo. Even though I did date a girl older than I was before, the last time I had feelings for a girl was this friendship I had let go of recently. She's 17 and lives several states away and it's not possibly to date online. I'm in need of some love. In need of some affection and all that good stuff in a relationship. Every girl I run into is either fucking ugly or just outright annoying and or boring.
How do I lower my standards to date again?
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>>39257668
Normalfag leave and never come back, this isn't your personal blog or kikebook.
Is it just me or does everyone all look the same. Like I see normkes wandering around and I can't tell the difference between them.
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All white people look the same to me lol
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>>39257508
All niggers look the same to me lol
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>>39258089
>>39257508
All indians look the same to me lol
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Mother's day is tomorrow
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What? I thought that shit is in May.
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>>39449119
No. It's tomorrow. September 2
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>>39449144
there is literally nowhere in the world that celebrates mothers day tomorrow
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother%27s_Day#Dates_around_the_world
am I missing out on some joke
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The "artist" that patented troll face DID NOT make troll face. Troll face wasn't spammed in 2008. It was spammed several years earlier. The original artist never left a signature. Does this bother anyone else?
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>>39449024
You don't need to make something to patent it.
Look up "Patent trolls". There's patents for teleporters and time machines. So if one is made, the patent owner will go "Give me 50k for the patent rights or I'll sue you" and lawfully they're in the right.
Morally, they should be assraped by a fat mountain gorilla though.
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>>39449090
Thanks. You made me feel a lot better.
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>>39449090
You can't patent a 'time machine'. You have to patent a machine which allows for time travel.
Look up how many different patents there are for an incandescent light bulb, for instance.
For a patent to be valid, it has to describe a sufficiently unique method.
Patent trolls are not in the right, legally. It's just that the cost of defending against a patent infringement is so high that it makes more sense to just settle out of court for a few hundred thousand.
But yes, they should all be killed in painful and imaginative ways.
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>be me
>chang
>5'5
>ugly
Just recently landed a new job at the airport and everything was going great for me everyone was nice to me but there seemed to be a 1:5 ratio of men and women working there which i thought was wierd.
Turns out my work is like highschool drama on fucking steroids. I shit you not 40% of the women working there are single mothers and there is dating within the workplace.
One of the girls i started training with told me today that all the girls were talking shit about her because she looked so young (shes 30 looks 20).cont.
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my god no one fucking cares just shut the fuck up and blog post somewhere else
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I fucking hate normie workplaces
they can't just do their fucking job without trying to add drama over every fucking thing and stupid social pecking orders
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>cont.
No tnx that is enough. Get out.
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>you will never make a girl melt or giggle when you pat her on the head
>you'll only ever pat your younger sister on the head and have her either ignore it completely or get angry
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Women are just like children, aren't they?
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>>39448959
I bet if I patted my sister on the head she'd get angry and say that I'm messing up her hair. She's coming home this weekend, does it seem worth a try anyway?
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>>39448959
you're deeply retarded
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how do i confront my parents about this?
i'm starting to see shadow people in the corner of my eyes and some sort of bright pink bats when i close my eyes,it's been a month already and i'm fucking losing it
i dont want to concern my parents tho,they already have other business to deal with
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Just say something, it will only get worse if you dont try to seek help somehow.
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>>39448878
do you get enough sleep?
do you take any drugs?
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>>39448878
just go to the doctor
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Remember, DO NOT JERK OFF UNTIL NEXT TUESDAY.
(September 5)
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>>39448747
Can you originally explain why?
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>>39448747
why
i haven't whacked in close to a week so it won't be a big deal either way but i'm curious
this better not be some rp bullshit
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>>39448747
I whacked it a while before you posted this, is that ok?
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A discussion I saw today, Sep01 2017. Thoughts, anon?
ANON 1:
Man, there's only 4 months left in 2017? This year ha flying by!
ANON 2:
3 months
ANON 1:
Which month are you not counting? Not a fan of October? ;)
ANON 2:
This is the 9th month lol. There's only 12 months in a year.
ANON 1:
This is also the first of the ninth month. We have to get through this entire month. Then we have 3 more.
Sep
Oct
Nov
Dec
Sep01 - DEC31 = 4 months
ANON 2:
Most people don't count the month that they are already in. I don't.
ANON 1:
Ha, well since the entire month has to be lived through and experienced, I do. That's ~30 days, with another ~90 after.
ANON 2:
Lol have fun with that!
ANON1:
Have fun? With math? Alright, I will
Would you agree that, oh let's not count today since I don't feel like counting half-days, that we have 121 days until Jan1?
Sep - 29 days left
Oct - 31 days left
Nov - 30 days left
Dec - 31 days left
If you do (and I assume you do), then you can see that 121/30 is close enough to 4 for good taste. That's 4 months until the next New Years. If this was, say Sep25th... meh, Sep would already be almost over, so at that point I'd see it as 3 months left. However, it isn't. September JUST started. 30 days left in September. 91 after that. 4 months.
But hey, I'm not one to judge someone's perception of remainders. I'm just a guy who knows the year is 2/3 over, and feels the year has flown by too fast.
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I will rate 2/10 out of pure generosity but don't post something like this again
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>>39448729
Here's a (You), but that's all you get.
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I mean, I can see anon1s logic, but the definition of 'left' does mean a remainder. 12-9=3. so yeah there's only 4 months left.
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Just because you're a nice person doesn't make you someone a girl wants to date.
Agree or disagree? Why?
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Agree for obvious reasons. Why would being nice entail a relationship?
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>>39448722
I'm actually a terrible person who is too antisocial for girls to like me, but yes being a nice OR being a terrible person doesn't mean anyone should want to go out of their way to date you. Compatibility is first. Personality is the biggest meme in existence.
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Agree.
Most people on here aren't even nice though.
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>tfw not sure if gay gay or meme gay
Any of you guys manage to get over the confusion?
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Do you get hard from watching two guys fuck? Then you're gay gay.
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>tfw been gay my entire life
>tfw you're the only real gay person on r9k
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>>39448733
Yeah but I'm not attracted to guys at all when I'm around them. Porn is just different from reality for me, which causes the confusion.
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This fucking slut is shut a typical girl. She fucks everyone but me. Fucking whore riding the cock carousel. Out drinking and fucking Chads.
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I can smell that disgusting pussy.
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>women have no foresight and live life day to day with their hedonistic parasitic lifestyles
I can't wait until the late 30s when there's an epidemic of depressed single women in their 40s
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>>39448669
> She fucks everyone but me
Im guessing you wouldnt care that much if she fucked you too, anon.