Remember, DO NOT JERK OFF UNTIL NEXT TUESDAY. (September 5)

>>39448747
Can you originally explain why?

>>39448747
why
i haven't whacked in close to a week so it won't be a big deal either way but i'm curious
this better not be some rp bullshit

>>39448747
I whacked it a while before you posted this, is that ok?

>>39448747

He is talking about the rapture I guess, God forgives you for your sins and admires your struggle to carry your cross. Romans 8.1

>>39448747
I'm gonna go jerk off right now

>>39449018
>if you touch your wee wee you deserve eternal damnation

what a loving god

But the cuck porn is out there calling to me...

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>>39449453
have you considered just killing yourself?

>>39449018
why is the rapture happening this tuesday

>>39449539
Has to happen some time or it's nothing, and it's more interesting if it's soon, so when someone said 9/5, some other people said yeah why not.