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Should ban avatarfagging in general

>>37580514
Rem doesn't actually avatarfag, though. He just posts 5 or so threads a day asking for the guy he's in love with to be friends with him again.

>>37580559
this is stalking and harassment
ban when

>>37580316
She looks attainable. I bet a lot of guys are after her.

>>37580316
pigface

She's fat, unattractive and a big girl for you

>>37580296
expect to feel very good for the first few weeks or months, then after a while you will begin to feel really tired if you're not on it

>>37580488
Nice. I already feel kinda exhausted all the time so it should be nothing new. As long as I can keep my mind focused it should be a-ok.

Bare in mind the whole first month that this isn't how it feels in the long term.

Remember to take regular breaks from it, every month or so to keep yourself grounded.

>>37580232
Like a chore.

probably just can't get enough and have to deal with female human

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>>37580232
It feels good every time of course - kind of like eating pizza is almost always good, but there is some pizza out there that is exceptional. Either presentation wise, or taste or both.

I find that most positions that look good like what is seen in porn doesn't feel as good as more boring positions that aren't the best visually.

>>37580245
Even though we have settled into very common positions it never feels like a chore. If it did we would experiment with new things - there is always something new to try to spice things up.

pic related

>>37580125
>le red flag meme

every girl has plenty of red flags

either become a faggot or accept being alone

now fuck off

>>37580125
Yes. A huge one

>>37580125
Girl like that don't have anything else to show for. sometimes they're very autistic about it too

>>37580116
>doing it wrong

Not replying immediately is fine, but if you leave it hanging all day, you gotta remember she's just a stranger who found you attractive and it's pretty easy to get tired of waiting and see who else is out there.

>after 24hours of being a match (because thats the standard right?)
Just get to it when you get to it. If I'm not busy I'll reply back immediately once I get a message, but if I am busy, I'll take care of the shit I currently have at hand and then reply. That's all.

>>37580173
Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot im not talking to you

>>37580195
>being this retarded
I shiggity diggity.

>>37580108
YOLO is precisely the reason why you shouldn't do it.

Having said that, kys faggot.

>>37580108
How about call a suicide hotline or do Elliot Roger shit faggot
Reminder sage goes into the options field

>>37580108
I would say
>tie strong rope into noose
>hang noose high
>take a lot of sleeping pills
>put noose around neck after climbing ladder
>wait for pills to kick in
If it all wen well, you'd fall off the ladder but be too drugged to resist.
Granted I've never tried, this is how I would do a hanging

Bump
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>>37579933
jesus christ your links are retarded. just post the youtube

>>37579933
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
I just like classic rock/pop in general but queen stands out

Yeah it's really not healthy to depersonalize people like with this chad stuff

They're just men. They're not heartless automatons mindlessly lapping up female attention

>>37579956
you have no idea how fucked we are as a species

>>37579966

Why, because the internet allows for people to incessantly bitch rather than working on themselves

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>mfw flyovers had to wait several seconds for this page to load

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>tfw no server is ever gonna up 1gbps for you

>Be me
>Have super fast internet
>Mind is racing with limitless possibilities
>Watch porn

>>37579843
Get what out of your system? You're gonna cum your soul away man.

Did you have an item of worn female clothing to sniff?

I like to do the same while bingeing on dexamphetamine, usually while watching videos of little girls in leotards on youtube.

No one likes poo gf. Fucking sick jesus christ. Are you indian? Get your poo gf in india

>>37579998
I think eating your gf's shit is a very nice way to show how much you love her. it's also a nice bonding experience

i do not want this gf

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Are you using it for something other than it's intended use?
It's not worth it, if so, and you don't really need it.
If you have ADHD legitimately, then same thing. Adderall isn't very necessary for anybody.

>>37579479
>taking the meds
My mom suggests I go see the medicine men and shrinks but I really don't believe I should delude myself with chemicals. I was born this way and I intend to live this way.

Plus, if I go to a therapist, they'll probably take my guns away and fuck that nonsense.

>>37579536
Yeah, I recently was put on an involuntary 72-hour psych hold. It sucked complete ass and now there's a several thousand dollar hole in my pocket.

Yeah dude I get you.
It's like when you're looking for a zubat and you can never find one but when you're just trying to get through to out of the cave there's dozens that you encounter.
idk what's up with that.

People at times de value little things in life that are detrimental to a happy life,or are you referring to nothing more then material goods?

>Don't want to live
>Wake up every morning

I feel ya OP.

>>37579033
It's not called fickle or moody. It's callen: not interested.
She ghosted you.

>>37579033
Hormones. Next question.

>>37579033
'cause girls don't actually know what the hell they want. And when they do, they find out they don't actually want it at that time, and when they do want it, it's not there. If that doesn't make sense, it's not supposed to. It's how we think.

t. roastie