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Can we have a suicidal/depressed wojak thread?
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>>37581640
clean your room.
surprisingly not original
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>>37581640
here's a high tier art wojak my friend
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>>37581680
its no joke
also surprisingly not original
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yosho must stop the spikeman
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I believe in you, Yosho!
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Bumping to remind newfigs what a quality thread looks like
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Don't do it Yosho!!! Spikeman is made of hurt!
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>Every day we age
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yup, better get right with your lord before it's too late hehehehee
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>>37581615
>Every second we age.
Why is nobody doing anything about this?! Ageing is the number one cause of death!
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>every day is a day closer to death
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*click* *scroll* *scroll*
*looks up* *sighs*
It's too fucking early for your bullshit. You can come back later after I've finished my first coffee frog thread, but before then I don't want to hear even one word out of you, kapeesh?
*looks back down, resumes scrolling and clicking*
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>>37581500 (checked)
We're getting meta now boys
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>you will never actually be a frog shitposting on the internet
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>>37581634
But anon, we are in our minds
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white girls are cancer
look at him, he is a chad, he is cute,
fuck you white girls
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>>37581369
He'd be an attractive trap, but a little skinny manlet is not attractive to females and he was too narcissistic to change anything about himself.
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>>37581369
White girls don't like long hair or feminine faces.
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>>37581405
>White girls don't like long hair or feminine faces.
Wrong.
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I never get big threads on /r9k/ and I notice all big threads tend to be pretty teen-tier humor. It's almost as if as a 30 year old poster that my threads simply don't resonate with the vast majority of people browsing/posting on here. I also find myself hiding most threads as I sometimes feel like I'm listening to some 15 year old faggot talk about his meme problems. It especially irks me even more when the youngfags will probably be normal functioning members of society in a few years time and will even forget this place existed.
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>>37581338
I hope they all end up falling for the trap meme and become suicidal emotionally insecure faggots by the time they're 20. And then die of AIDS.
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>>37581406
They will most likely be 25-28 years old, married, kids, etc.
Then one day they'll think to themselves.....
>"oh shit, remember 10 years ago I use to go on that 5chon or something website?, damn I use to be so edgy hahah, the things I did as a kid! haha!!!"
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>>37581338
Teenagers continue to bitch and complain for nothing, using this board as an outlet for their pathetic minor issues while living their lives partying and having sex in real life. They wouldn't have one simple fucking iota to what reality is. I guess that's the innocence of youth
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While walking home from work 1-2 hours ago I met this female human that works in the cantina where I work. Talked for a few minutes, and ofc I spilled spaghetti all over the place.
No loss, though, because mid-sentence she mentioned a buddy of hers.
My dick instantly retracted at the moment my brain cognized that, but not after it had vacuumed back up every molecule of premature ejaculate that I had creamed all over my panties the moment I made eye contact with her, 20 feet away, before the conversation started.
Besides, her earlobes weren't really that nicely shaped, so I'm way better off having my extremely potent wizard powers intact at the proud age of 33. Crisis averted, bros.
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>>37581256
I wonder how you guys always manage to actually spill spaghetti
I mean I always think about trying to take some with me but it just never happens
Do you guys like cook it once a week and then keep small stashes on you and then whenever a situation accurs you throw it on the ground?
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OP here.
I mean, after all, why even bother with wasting my time if other males have seen her or conversed with her before.
Fucking roastie whores.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37581256
Exquisite post, excellent work.
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>that delightful feel when you finally get your oversized dildo all the way in your ass and you're completely filled from inside
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You're gay, dude. Kill yourself.
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>>37581231
>dude
Nah
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>>37581210
good job my friend you've done it
congrats
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You want to create a cube out of metal wiring using the fewest number of wires possible.
You can bend each wire as many times as you like, but no portion of the cube can have more than one length of wire running over the same edge. Don't worry about how one wire will connect to the next, because you'll use a soldering iron later on.
What is the fewest number of wires required to complete the task described above?
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4?
Each wire would look like this.
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>>37581390
Whoops, nevermind. You can do it in 2.
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>>37581478
That doesn't work, you get 2 doubled edges
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What's the wildest thing you ever did on acid?
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Watch five straight hours of adventure time. I'm pretty hardcore, yeah.
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>>37581117
Cleaned my apartment.
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It's not like acid is very wild. I once fell asleep at the beach, though, it was pretty retarded cause I woke up terribly sun burnt.
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My name is Jason Lon Fum and I am a survivor of abuse.
It was a Tuesday morning and all seemed well. There was a gaming event in town that myself and a few of my friends were excited about. We had been interested in the starcraft scene for years so it meant a lot that all our favourite pros and streamers were coming to a battle out it in my town. One of those streamers that I watched religiously was a small man that went by the name 'Destiny'. I thought he was the best and every week I would load up his videos to watch and relax. He was charming, intelligent, socialable - everything I wasn't. Little did I know that I would be another one of his victims.
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At 7:20am I left my house to the worst day of my life. I was supposed to meet my friends at the convention before it opened and we would wait to gain first access inside. I had brought merchandise from many of my favourite starcraft celebrities that I had my heart set on being signed. The plan was to stop by somewhere to grab breakfast somewhere near the event. I set off excitedly and scanned the local neighborhood for a nice place to eat. The corner of my eye catches a small Asian diner and obviously the instincts of my people make it difficult to deny noodle. I pull up and head inside.
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The restaurant is fairly sparse yet voices echo around. One voice is distinct though and my ears perk up to catch it. I looked across the restaurant and there Destiny was. He sat with one other man and what looked to be his adopted son. I grinned in glee but had to restrain myself in order to approach the man, knowing my intellect may not be adequate enough to satisfy him. I arrive at his table and tell him my name and ask if I can have a picture with him. He said 'anything for a pretty boy like you'. He was very touchy and wrapped his arms around my waist. His hand then went under my shirt and near my crotch. His hands continued to brush across my body but I wasn't going to let this get in the way of talking to my idol. It seemed as if Destiny was the one interrogating me now as he started asking about relationships I had been in and if I had ever "tangoed with some white meat" and asked if I wanted to share his noodle. At the time this all seemed so innocuous but now I feel sick just remembering it.
At this point I thanked him for talking to me and tried to pull his arm away from my waist. I couldn't; his strength was too much. He told me to "be a good zip" and not cause a scene. His hand went under my shirt again but this time at the rear. I felt a cold hand grab my cheek. "Smooth", he repeats in a whisper. His adopted son calls across from the table, "Dad, I finna leave fool if you keep playin this shit". He snapped back at his son, "remember pearl harbour". I felt a finger hook inside of me and I let out a whimper. I was trapped. With his finger pressed into my anus he stood up and drove me into the bathroom. For what seemed like eternity he continued to molest and dominate me. I was utterly helpless. I didn't make it to the event and I can't watch starcraft streams any longer. My life has been ruined and I can't even eat noodle anymore.
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WTF is that guys hands at that kids crotch
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>ugh! You don't read books and you're not interested in science? That mean I'm intellectually superior to you
>you just don't understand
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So Big Bang Theory an elaborate satire of unfunny sitcoms?
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>"I-Its not bad! Y-You just don't understand it!"
Worst defence ever
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>>37581234
It's not a bad defence. You just don't understand it.
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>mfw the year 2020 - 3 and people still use social media without realising it's all a waste of time and if you do use it you're automatically an attention whore (except maybe facebook) but yeah it's still shit
if you use social media, you're a piece of shit who wants the world to revolve around them.
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>expect maybe facebook
report and sage
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>>37580923
>but yeah it's still shit
fucking brainlet
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>>37580940
>facebook is not for attention whores
ok normie your time has come
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Why doesnt a single video of gentle femdom exists???
Why does every roleplaying video has to be about rape or humiliation???
What is wrong with humanities sexuality, r9k, what went wrong?
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>>37580540
>What is wrong with humanities sexuality, r9k, what went wrong?
Kek, coming from a guy who wants to be the woman in the relationship, you should have a pretty good idea.
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>>37580540
women can't love you
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but there are videos like that on the internet
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Stoner Protip: STOP buying lighters. Just buy a can of butane. Holy shit it saves so much money.
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You could also just use flint and stone.
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Stoner pro-protip: Get a vaporizer instead and save your health too.
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varg tip: weed is for niggers and cucks