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>given a tiny house in the middle of the woods, miles from civilization
>provided internet, water, power, and food that can be delivered weekly

Would this be ideal for you?
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only if I can bring my fuck buddy
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>>37775052
That house is too hipster-ish to me.
That man never lived in the countryside.

I need a skookum house not that shit with tiny glass walls.
He will literally freeze to death.
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>>37775090
Low tier female taste my acquaintance of African ancestry

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FUCK MY ASS RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU FUCKING AUTISTS REEEEEEEEEE
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>anal
yuck
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*unzips dick*
Beg for it
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>>37775038
>unzips pussy lips

on your knees, maggot

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>tfw no bf to stuff my holes with hot meat
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>tfw no bf to tie my hands and fuck my face
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>tfw no gf to choke with my huge cock
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>tfw no neet friend to make bedroom pop and noise rock with

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>roasties get out

what qualifies you to actually take an above 18 year old girls virginity with a decent physique and stable state of mind?
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i dunno i only had sex when i was 16-18 to get it out of the way
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>>37775031
idk but i've taken 3, one was 17 when i was 17
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>>37775031
wow, that is a nice pussy

also, quite fair OP question

damn, OP question really hurts like a thousand knives in the heart

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Damn. I used my little sisters phone last night and I quickly peeked at her YouTube history and she has been watching autopsy videos. Like, 10 different ones.

Do hs freshmen need to look that stuff up for school or is she just a secret sick fuck? Ugh, feels bad knowing she isn't my innocent kid sister anymore. Anyone else know this horrible feel of seeing a sibling become tainted by this degenerate world?
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>>37775024
why do you care so much, it's just a corpse
this place used to be way hardier
and by "this place" I mean Earth
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Women are sick creatures. They are not like men.
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>>37775024
post nudes

orihnitg

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40294530

>Lauren Arbuckle's ex-fiance sued her after their relationship ended because of squabbles over wedding finances.
>Devin Sherrington sued for the return of the ring and a $6,000 loan after the three-year relationship fell apart.
>A Nova Scotia court found that although she ended the relationship, it was not her idea to break up so she did not have to return the gift.
>Small claims adjudicator Gregg Knudsen said that since the 3.25 carat diamond ring was gifted on the condition the two would marry, the entire matter rested on who ended the engagement.
>If Ms Arbuckle, a hairstylist and make-up artist, ended it, then she must relinquish the gift, he said. However, if Mr Sherrington, a personal trainer, broke it off, then the gift was rightfully hers.
>The couple had been engaged for one year before deciding to call it quits because the two could not agree about how to pay for the wedding.
>Ms Arbuckle wanted a lavish affair, while Mr Sherrington wanted something more cost-conscious.
>He didn't believe his fiancee could afford her half of the wedding cost, the court heard, and feared he would get stuck paying for the whole bill.
>He suggested postponing the wedding but she did not want to. Finally, she decided to end the relationship.
>At first, Mr Sherrington told Ms Arbuckle she could keep the ring, text messages show. But later, he asked for it back, as well as money he says he loaned her for a trip to Mexico.
>Ultimately, Mr Knudsen found that it was Mr Sherrington who called off the engagement, and so the ring rightfully belongs to Ms Arbuckle - although he also ruled that she had to pay him back about C$3,000 for the Mexico trip.
>"I find the postponement was an indefinite postponement, sufficient to treat the engagement as over. Ms. Arbuckle may have ended the relationship but Mr. Sherrington ended the engagement," he said.
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>>37774968
The problem was spending that much money on a fucking engagement ring. Marriage truly is a meme and even the tax benefits are starting to look less and less good.
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>>37774968
As enraging as it is, the case is solid. The ring is a gift.
Engagement rings were a mistake. Nobody used to buy them a century ago.
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Well, she's in the right. You can't gift someone something and then demand it back.
You may if the other person is no asshole tho. Guys fault for being a retarded faggot.

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ITT: Ssy something positive about yourself.
Without sounding conceded, I'm pretty good at adapting to any situation that presents itself. It probably comes from learning to read normies facial expressions, and the tone they use when talking.
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I have a quite a normie level of common sense. I understand what would be autistic to do/talk about when in social situations and don't wear clothes that make me look like an autist.
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>>37774902
I'm very careful in my actions. I learn from mistakes because I can understand what I did wrong, and usually never make the same mistake twice.
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I think I'm a kind person.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6ht67a/serious_parents_of_unsuccessful_young_adults?sort=top

Your parents are talking about you again
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>>37774869
i just asked my family not even 2 hours ago to pay for a decent education for me for the first time ever, an education that wont even cost that much and they said no
"but if you need anything youll always have us!" literally the first thing ive ever asked for
im not clicking on that shit but the amount of families who shouldnt be allowed to have kids blows my mind
also
>reddit
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But my parents abandoned me anon.
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Yeah right my mom talks about me to her coworkers and maybe on fagbook. And btw, one thing I love about that subleddit, it asks parents but there are literally no parents who answered the question lol.

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its raining outside, fuck im missing the sun
how is the weather on your city anons?
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>>37774860
>, fuck im missing the sun
You can have all of mine, stop hogging all that rain
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>>37774860
like trudging through a hot soup all day.
Can't go outside b/c headaches from the heat

by the way, does anyone know of some methods to deal with the heat?
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>>37774860
it's too hot, i wish it was raining
by other country's standards it's nothing but i never get used to the heat

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>girlfriend has chad roommate
"haha oh don't worry anon, he's just my best friend"
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>>37774836
Don't worry anon, he's just a friend

How long are u together m8 and does chad have a gf also ?
Become friends with chad and be fine with it so you will minimize the chances of him fukken ur gal
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>>37774836
as a guy with a girl bf
I've ended up breaking up two of her relationships cause the guy gets jealous about us hanging out

here's the deal: we've been together way longer than you two have and know each other way better.
of course, the boyfriend comes first, but your bond isn't the same as us. same as me and my girlfriend, if she wants to hang out privately and so does my bf, the bf understands that relationships come first.
won't change the fact that we're gonna talk to each other all the time and hang out a lot, fuck, we can all hang out together, but best friends forever isn't just a meme

and yes, I've fucked her when she had a boyfriend who wasn't satisfying her
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>>37774887
Spoken like a true Chad

This is an original comment if not go fuck yourself.

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Please, stop wearing this, for the love of god and everything else in this heathen existence:

- crocs
- duster
- fedora
- sweatpants when outside
- sunglasses outside constantly (and, yes, inside, duh), and especially not if it rains or at night
- zelda cap
- converse as well as any shoes on this list: https://www.kicksonfire.com/10-popular-back-to-school-sneakers-from-the-early-2000s/

Other tips:

Shave the neckbeard and stubs (see sam hyde, don't do like he does) as well. Hipster/mudslime beards are even worse; shave that shit.

Also, wash your feet, you stinky fuckers. Wash them every time you come home from work, working out, or if it has been a while. Wash them like you would our hands.

Don't listen to rap unironically, and even then it is degenerate.

In short, be fucking civilized.

Postscript anecdote: I saw a guy with sweatpants, duster and crocs (the holy trinity of fail) at work. I nearly vomited.
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obviously, also, none of these rules apply for women for a huge number of reasons
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>>37774819
Everyone can look how they want to who gives a fuck
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>>37774819
Im guilty of
>sweatpants outside
>sunglasses at night
>shitty beard
>smelly feet
>unironically listening to rap

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why aren't you using wakie?

this app is filled to the brim with filthy sluts

i just passed up on cyber sex with a dumb slut cause i can
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just lmao at not using this app. girls literally begging for your cyber cock.
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>>37774780
>cyber sex
anyone can have cyber sex you fucking dip, doesn't count for jack squat when you're sitting behind a screen. for all you know that "slut" is just another loser like you
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>>37774780
>cyber sex

lmfao

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There's no better block than commieblock
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>tfw playing comfy metro
is russia the true robot country?
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>ywn live in a nice quiet block with only your own thoughts for company
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>>37774759
>cladding

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I fell asleep with the person I have a crush on
they're still sleeping.
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That's a cute little moment there OP.

Please don't do anything rape-y
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That sounds nice.
Enjoy it while you can.
Did you cuddle?

That's all I want, to sleep with somebody I love.
Just sleeping, cuddled up to each other.
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Naisu daiski

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fellow fags,

how can i be androgynous/femboi if i have religious parents? they wont even let me shave my face

>inb4 "faggot"
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>>37774726
mouve out
orig
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>>37774793
but you would still have to see them every once in a while?
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>>37774823
either don t see them at all or just bee yourself, what can they do you already have moved out they cant kick you out anymore

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