>tfw no bf to stuff my holes with hot meat

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>tfw no bf to tie my hands and fuck my face

>tfw no gf to choke with my huge cock

>tfw no neet friend to make bedroom pop and noise rock with

>tfw no bf to slip me date rape drugs and let me wake up tied up in our bed with his cum dripping out of me

>tfw no bf to slowly get me addicted to drugs over a few months before stopping completely and gaslighting me when withdrawal makes me panic

>>37775656
How did you end up so messed up mentally to have this fantasy.

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>>37775656
Holy shit you're one crazy bitch

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>tfw noone to be dissatisfied with, while they blow me under a blanket, and try to prove me there worth something with there throats

>tfw no lewd robot in the lovely city of Belgrade

>>37775708
>>37775716
honestly the second one is only a fantasy and not something I would want to actually happen and the first one isn't that severe to me seeing as how it would happen after we talked about it and it would be consensual.

>>37775740
>>tfw no lewd robot in the lovely city of Belgrade
are you a boy or a grill?

>>37775656
I actually really like the thought of the second one for some reason

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>tfw no bf to spank my ass until it's bright red and burning

>>37775733
>there
>there

C'mon man

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>>37775751
Whoever ends up marrying you is in for a wild ride.

>>37775752
No one's really a grill in these threads.

Personally, I prefer my deli meat not spicy and hot.

>>37775758
I don't know enough about highly addictive drugs to really think through it but the idea of someone slipping something into my food in increasing doses over a long time and then just stopping cold turkey
and then when I start insisting that something's really wrong, that I'm sweating or nauseous or worse he just tells me that it's nothing, maybe i'm getting a little cold or just need to nap, basically convincing me that I'm losing my mind

(but in reality drugs like that scare me and it's going to stay a fantasy)

>>37775776
I probably won't end up married anon unless it's for legal or financial reasons and im a virgin so at this point everything is complete fantasy that I might hate in actual practice

>>37775034
Go vegan you slut lol

>>37775592
>gf
What are you, fuckin gay?

>>37775771
I also completely missed the word to in once sentence

>>37775917
I'm the lone straight guy on this board.

>>37775959
I can help you with that

Give me your butt

And I will worship it

>>37776057
Sure, I had tacos for dinner yesterday and its just a complete mess down there, it could do with some cleaning up.

>>37776057
By gf he meant tranny gf

>>37776168
Sure I can hose you down first
>>37776194
I am 100% man 0% tranny but I want his butthole goddammit

>>37775752
t. Retard's first day on /r9k/

>>37775908
I'm vegan but I don't have a bf

>>37776250
Worshiping it properly means you clean it up yourself

It's embarrassing to share the same gender and race with all of you submissive fags

>>37776270
I was really just gonna put you on a pedestal and possibly stuff a sparkly butt plug in there

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>>37776279
Oh here we see a girl that is repressing his natural urges.

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>No 8 inch weeb friend.

>>37777110
>>No 8 inch weeb friend.
I am 8 inches maybe

>>37777275
But are you a weeb?

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>>37775034
Faggotry is an abomination ya self loathing cock sucker

>>37777299
>But are you a weeb?
to some extent but it depends who you ask

I'm into a fairly broad subsection of otaku culture but not really into anime in particular

I do watch a little anime though, but it's not like I keep up with seasonal anime or anything

>>37776400
I don't understand this comic

>>37777382
>I don't understand this comic
it's ok anon :)

>>37777450
>>I don't understand this comic
>it's ok anon :)
Why do you greentext their entire response are you autistic

>>37777336
That's cool. You sound nice. We should be friends.

>>37777532
>Why do you greentext their entire response are you autistic
so people will understand what I am referring to

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>>37777110
This cute anon is 8"

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>>37775034
Faggotry is an abomination. Repent and cease the promotion of this activity ya cocksucker!

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>>37777722
Do you happen to have any more pictures?

>>37777600
You realize that's what the post numbers are for right? And just hovering over them shows the post?

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AAAAAAHH

SOMEONE PLEASE ERP WITH ME

PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE

I NEED TO MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD
OR I CAN'T CUM

IT'S BEEN 3 DAYS ALREADY PLEASSE

I'M GETTING SO DESPERATE

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>>37778006
Yes actually.
Here anon

>>37778065
What's ERP? You doing a database?

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>>37778101
Really nice. Thank you.

>>37778065
Post skype or something, you crazy bitch.

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>>37778106
roleplay
text fucking
cyber sex

i need to make someone else cum before i'm allowed to cum
every time

those are the rules

>>37778131
if you have email i can send you my discord id

>>37778101
That's a cute little dick.

I want to make you my sub :3 :3 :3

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>>37778125
I have more though

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>>37777722
>>37778101
>>37778159
Feels nice seeing myself posted here

>>37778151
I'll do it. But no discord. Some other text based chat.

[email protected]

Hit me up there.

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>>37778178
Really? I've been fooled.

>>37778151
>if you have email i can send you my discord id

Just post it here and delete as soon as you can #YOLO. Not like you'd be the first ERPing nerd around here so I don't think you're gonna get doxxed. If anyone really wanted to doxx you, they'd just send you the email.

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>>37778199
Have more.
Fooled?

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>>37778151
Oh my goddddddd anon!! I'm high as fuck right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition!!! I'm high as hell on...weed!! I just jacked off!!!! Holy crap dude I'm so god damn high. You are a faggit like Bob Saget.

>>37775874
As a man I have sick fantasies about doing shit like that to my women.

One idea would be to somehow pavlov bell the drug with my dick, or sex or something, so that when you start having withdrawals you'll connect it with my cock and become a completely deranged cock slave for my dick only.

Oh man I just popped a half chub. srs.

>>37778178
Dude if that really is you then what the fuck is up with your purple dick man

>>37778314
Mongol genes in Finnish population? Idk lmao it's cute I guess

>>37776400
>tfw this comic is me
It's too late for me though I'm 22. I still sometimes think about trying though.

>>37779027
>It's too late for me though I'm 22. I still sometimes think about trying though.
just do it
what's the worst that can happen

>tfw you pretend there's girls and girls (male) in these threads and fap

>>37779027
same except I'm 24

>>37779027
>>37779771
Genetics is a much bigger factor than age unless you started before puberty. There are people that transition at 18 and still don't pass because they don't have the genetics while some can do it in their late 20's and still make it.
Even if you don't pass, it can still help your mental state.

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>>37777110
I 7.5" weeblord

>>37778306
not sure how you would do that, but the idea alone is hot

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>tfw when no bf to make his submissive little trap

>>37779858
My current situation doesn't allow me to take hrt without some social consequences for at least two more years anyway, and I don't even know where I would get it
Oh well

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>>37775034

Tell us more about you think it would be having your holes stuffed with hot meat...

>>37779564

I also do this

>>37775656
I also have these fucked up fantasies

>>37778065
>>37778151

Jeez just make a room. https semicolon //us23.chatzy.com forward slash 35674097900627 There, now you can drain as many pairs of balls as show up.

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>>37779893
I found this picture of us.

>>37780179
>I also have these fucked up fantasies
Thanks for sharing

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>tfw no bf to cuddle and smoke weed with while watching anime

>>37780985
>>I also have these fucked up fantasies
>Thanks for sharing
Thanks for quoting his entire 1 sentence post, it's not like it showed me what he said when I looked at the post number

>>37781334
I don't think you understand anon

I post the way I do because it makes it much easier for me to make original posts

see if I just want to say
Thank you for sharing anon

That's almost definitely not unique

But saying that plus the quote is unique every time

I post the way I do because I don't have to think about adding another sentence to my post of worthless bullshit

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>erp fags will never fuck off to /soc/, /lgbt/ or /trash/

>>37782061
>>erp fags will never fuck off to /soc/, /lgbt/ or /trash/
THIS IS MY HOME

>>37780263
Where's your 10 incher anon

>>37778335
H E L S I N K I

just kidding I'm not attractive

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Am I qualified enough to be a top? :s

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>>37782632
Y-yes

now show more

>>37782632
That's a little bit big, I'm not sure I could take all of it. I'd love to try though. You have a nice dick.

Honestly the person it's attached to is more important, and how good you are at using it.

>>37782738
>That's a little bit big
Surprising to hear, I've always been insecure because I thought it was too small. Maybe porn has fucked me up.
>You have a nice dick
Thanks, anon! :3
> I'd love to try though
I'd love to try, too. heh
>>37782707
pls post your boipucci :D

>>37782762
Now Anon I'm not saying that's illegal but that's probably against the law

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Does this qualify?

i suck at angling pictures I think it looks better in videos desu [/spoilers]

>tfw no femboy or trap to stuff with my meat
>tfw going to end up a wizard if I don't kill myself

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>>37782762
It's right at the edge of what I'd be comfortable with. Like it would fit, probably, but it would really fill and stretch me out, and I'm not sure the whole thing would fit.

It might be better to just spend a while on my knees worshiping it instead...

>>37775620
Yo man. You still around this thread? I'll make some jams with you. For real. I am full neat and play all sorts of instruments. We could bounce ideas off each other or something.

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>>37782922
>It might be better to just spend a while on my knees worshiping it instead...
hnnng
i'd probably blow such a load that you'd be hydrated for the next week m8 :d