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How do I join the YPG? Yeah I know they're communists.
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Bump
I might join too
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Ask @pigpissgranddad

apparently you just need to buy a ticket to east turkey and they'll do the rest. Get ready for a lot of theory to be happening first thought.
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>>37851173
Theory is just learnig about anarcho-feminism, Oculun, Bookchin i learning kurdish and arabic

Is the "eat ass" meme for real? I've some pictures of people buriyng their faces in other peoples butts. Isn't that fucking disgusting? Don`t buttholes have permanent smell of shit? How can people do this outside the porn industries. srsly
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It'd be pretty funny if it started out as a joke but then people decided to take it seriously so it became a meme that no one knows is a meme

Also no they don't, not unless you go way in there or they're not freshly cleaned
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>>37851115
Even freshly cleaned buttholes smells horrendous.
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>>37851078
usually when you put your face in her ass is not to lick her anus but her pussy.
the more you know ah?

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why is incest wrong? I loved him more than any one person on the earth. I still love him as much as any.
He was always there for me, when no1 was; he's my best friend, he always was.
So I broke into his room in the middle of the night in the darkness kissed his lips because I had to show him I loved him.
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Incest isn't inherently wrong. The birth defect thing is overexagerrated so they say it's wrong because they don't know any better. If it's consensual, it's fine.
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post cute greentext that's lovey-dovey and not pervy pls OP
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>>37851156
>Incest isn't inherently wrong
Yea it is
>The birth defect thing is overexagerrated so they say it's wrong
No, it's wrong because it's a betrayal of trust and proper familial bond. Putting your family in a sexual context is like putting your friends in such a context- it's an improper placement of that attraction where other more platonic attractions are necessary.

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>studies show that women pick their mate based on scent more than appearance

GREAT. Now I have yet another fucking thing to worry about. I've just spent the better part of two hours watching cologne videos. Now I'm going to be self-conscious about the fucking cologne I wear.
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>trick chad into pissing on me
>suddenly all girls want me
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>>37851024
My mouth unironically smells like literal shit 24/7. I also sweat pretty heavily. Yet I still have a qt.

Stop worrying, be ACTUALLY KINDHEARTED to people, go outside.
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>>37851024
Don't fuck with cologne if you don't know what you're doing, you'll smell even worse
Take a shower, brush your teeth, wear a neutral deodorant. The best smell is nothing at all with juuust a hint of your natural musk from a hard day's work to trigger the unconscious primitive parts of their brain

>turn 20 years old in 40 minutes
>not longer a teenager
>have accomplished absolute nothing with my ever dwindling youth
this is one of the worst feelings I've ever experienced
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>>37851020
25 is the point of not return, you have plenty of time bud
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I also accomplished nothing before my 20th birthday. Now I'm 22 and travelling the world.
I've achieved nothing noteworthy during my travels.. not in the sense of modern society where success is measured in deeds done.
I have experienced a lot of things in this world though. Personal achievements.

Let no-one but yourself be the judge of your character.
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>>37851020
Hey buddy

Watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mLdo4uMJUU

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>Dating a religious girl for over a year now
>We do stuff all the time but she still refuses to have sex with me no matter how hard I try because she wants to wait.
>Really do love her, she's smart, funny and really hot but very sheltered. (Normie family)
>Try to make her understand that I have no intention of leaving her but she won't consider it.

Any ideas? She tries but.. I think the years of furious fapping have ruined me. She's never made me cum.
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I can't believe you want to ruin your religious cutie just because you're horny.

If you're not going to leave her, then marry her.
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Bumping with more Dylan.
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>>37851019
Dude, stop. What the fuck do you think you're doing? What's the rush? Are you going to fucking die if you don't get to cum in her vagoo?

I don't think you realize what an absolute unicorn your gf is in today's world full of roastie thots. She has more virtue than you do, you're supposed to be the man here so stop fapping and make something of yourself so you can marry her and fug.

>Tfw I have a bullying fetish
>Tfw fantasize about being forced to become a trap
>Tfw want to be bullied and used like a cheap hooker
What has the internet done to me
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>>37850952
Isn't it kind of awesome though? To know the deepest pits of your mind? That's what this place is about. It's completely uncensored and you have to be careful here. You may just end up becoming a trap or a neo-nazi, or perhaps both. Just be glad that you aren't a furry or a brony.
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>>37851011
Am I a furry if I just like the porn?
I mostly go on g/fur for porn and to discuss art
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>>37851042
I don't know, that's up to you. I jerk off to trap porn... I fantasize about fucking traps and being a trap, but I don't consider myself a trap.

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Who else here drunk and depressed?
How is your day going friendos?
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>>37850912
you should get high and happy
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>>37850912
>How is your day going friendos?

I had disassociated from anxiety again
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>>37850941
How?
fukk off origami filter

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*blocks your heterosexuality*
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Honestly they can take my heterosexuality.
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Liking traps is heterosexual though.
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>>37850854
I'M FUCKING STRAIGHT STOP THIS SHIT
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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So. Robots I finally got my genotyping results back.

I have more than a few variants making me prone to anxiety.
Various interesting variants that will allow me to adjust the meds I take for unrelated problems to more efficient and safe ones.

BUT most importantly there are a couple variations indicating failure in oxytocin receptors/metabolism...

Including the most important one with an AG variant. Reading the summary of various studies I can safely say why for some unknown reason I always had a knack for unwittingly repelling most people. It's simple normies can perceive the effects of that genetic variations from a mile away via body language, posture etc...

NOTE it is not linked to autism/aspie I have low autism risks going by the rest of the genotyping results.

It's all a matter of self improvement brah... fuck my life

On a more positive note I have more resistant to HIV/AIDS than 50% of the population, what good does that do me... dunno I guess I can always go to glory holes safely now...
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Did you do the 23andme test?
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>>37851036
yep
cross checked with my mothers results
and couldn't cross check with father since he is dead but from what I remember of him he was fairly robot.

origami
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>gets results from some mail away test

>thinks it's accurate

>self diagnosis general

How do you fap to your 2d waifu knowing she'd be creeped out and hate you if she knew what you were doing?
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>>37850828
>fapping to your waifu
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i put my hand on my cock and move it up and down until i shoot hot, sticky cum, that's how
>tfw chie will never sit on your face
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>>37850987
D-delete this. Chie-chan is pure.

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Will this make me a chad?
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Yes, buy more things. Build the identity you want through merchandise and brands.
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>>37850827
Yes

///originioli///
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>>37850839
megyn kelly detected

you mad you got rekt bitch??

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>terrified of being cheated on
>anxious that the person I love would find other men more attractive
>scared she'll resent me for not being Chad

>I don't even have a girlfriend

what the fuck is wrong with me
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You're insecure. Those are all valid things to be worried about though. For guys like us the only way is to date way down.
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>>37850798
Nothing major
You're just insecure like the rest of us.
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>>37850814
>>37850815

But I've never had a gf

Why do I have these feelings about something I've never had

What's with the "having a dog makes you more attractive" meme? Does it actually work?
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i think it's because it shows you are committed to making the life of another creature comfortable, and shows a caring attitude. it's not the dog, it's what having a dog means
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>>37850727
>Does it actually work?
Do they like dogs? Were they already on the fence about you? If so then yes. It's mostly just a signal that you can care and provide for others; it's an analog for a baby. If you or the dog are unattractive though, or if she doesn't like dogs, then it won't work.
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>>37850727
Women actively gauge how men treat animals and children as an indicator of how they will treat women since women instinctively recognize they're in the same class as them.

It's also a good conversation starter, it's not appropriate to walk up and rustle the hair of a cute guy or directly say a guy is cute to his face, but it's A-Okay to call doge cute to his face and ask to pet him.

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Post comfy phone screens anons. Pic related is mine.
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I really like yours OP

Here's mine, icons are there but invisible
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Im very boring and bland
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>>37850749
Very cozy looking.

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