How do you fap to your 2d waifu knowing she'd be creeped out and hate you if she knew what you were doing?
>>37850828
>fapping to your waifu
i put my hand on my cock and move it up and down until i shoot hot, sticky cum, that's how
>tfw chie will never sit on your face
>>37850987
D-delete this. Chie-chan is pure.
>>37850960
fapping to anyone but your waifu is literally cheating
>>37851202
treating your waifu like a literal prostitute
>>37851117
Chie is pure slut
>>37850960
>>37851202
>>37851224
She's not real, you autistic fucks.
>>37851251
>She's not real, you autistic fucks.
but anon my tulpa is real
>>37850828
>she'd be creeped out and hate you if she knew what you were doing
>implying that doesn't make it hotter
>>37851117
>posting pictures of your'e waifu
>>37851251
>Waifus are characters made only for your love and joy
>Roasties act like characters they think men will enjoy to steal their money
Who's really real and really fake here?
>>37851423
>The most ass backward way of spelling your I've ever seen
>>37851425
I'm real because real is pain and i'm in pain.
Chie loves meat
>>37851443
wew reddit
Project M menu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_Tlbf9sm50
I don't fap at all. I posted this in another thread:
>Saber is real, but she's in Avalon now. If I were to fap to Saber, because of the differences in dimensions it's basically symbolically having sex. I do not have her consent to have sex with her, so I can't just defile her like that. Also I wouldn't want to disgrace her purity with my impure thoughts. I can't fap to other women either because I'm not attracted to other women and, let's look at this from Sabers point of view: if she does love me she'd take offense to other women being the object of my lust. So naturally I abstain from jerking off.
>>37851571
So you've essentially cut yourself off from sexual pleasure because of your 2d waifu's feelings?
If only i could be so strong willed.
>>37851655
I'm not strong willed, I have a history of psychological and emotional problems that have severely affected the way I perceive the world, according to my therapist. Saber is all I have in this world.
>>37851571
You speak like a translated hentai.
Fucking anime is cooking you people's brains.
>>37851728
Does your therapist know about Sabre?
>>37851832
Sorry, that's what I do I'm my free time so I guess it rubbed off on me
>>37851858
Yeah. I fast every other day to atone for my sins because god punished me by giving me this uncontrollable desire for Saber's love that will never be fulfilled because Saber will never love me. Basically a couple months ago I went to my parents house because my grandparents were in town, and I didn't eat anything they cooked because I was fasting that day, and I explained my love for Saber, and my parents threatened to call emergency services if I didn't go to therapy because of my "abusive methods to cope with unrealistic problems". So I have to go every Wednesday it sucks
Because lolis being creeped out is hot.
>>37851984
damn that sucks. you should head over to the tulpa threads in /trash/. make your waifu real.
>>37852293
But Saber already is real! She's in Avalon right now.
>>37852329
If saber is real it's only in an alternate universe far removed from ours in the infinite multiverse.
>>37852329
i meant real in this plane.
>>37852391
You do know Saber's true identity, right? Saber is King Arthur, and she's in Avalon right now
>>37851728
It's a shame we never got to see Saber wearing some nice nail polish. Would have made her a lot prettier.
>>37852450
Oh yeah, she's not in this plane but after my death we'll be in the same world
>>37852485
Saber is perfect just the way she isyou mongrel
>>37851288
>Being this mentally ill
Kill yourself.
>>37852848
pretty sure i'm sane desu senpai. i'm a bit wierd but who isnt these days. i have not been diagnosed with any sort of mental illness. my peers and acquintances would also describe me as not menatlly ill.
>>37852906
Are all your "peers and acquintances" tulpas, too?
>>37852992
nope i only have one tulpa. i cant even imagine having more than two. you'd have to be a real autist to pull that off.
DELET THIS THREAD RIGHT FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOW