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>be me, 17 at the time
>work with girl, sarah
>shes properly cute, i know immediately i wanna make her the one
>chat idly to her at work, she seems into me, the boys confirm she seems to like me
>one night go in her car and listen to a band together. dont do anything, but bond over it. yes, she likes me. shes the one. sorted.
>she invites me one day to go the beach with her and friend, vanessa, proper thicc sexy whore
>agree
>she picks me up at mummys
>whole car ride shes given me the eyes in the rearview mirror
>sorted
>get to her friends, he buys us all beer
>we go to the beach
>we are to stay in a hotel room with her friend, whos married this guy for his military benefits. so its this girl, her "husband", some random guy, vanessa (thicc whore), sarah, and i
>we drink all evening, im drinking olde english, a literal nigger malt liquor, and they're impressed by my drinking
>time passes, its a bit of a blur
>suddenly we're in a hottub, sarah, me, and vanessa, thicc whore
>vanessa warns me that sarah is still in love with her ex and not to expect much when sarah leaves the hot tub
>ok. sarah returns. time passes. at some point, she pounces me, and starts very aggressively making out with me in the hot tub. my first kiss. okay. sorted.
>get to the hotel room
>we're all in one room
>sarah and i lay down in a pullout mattress (? dont remember)
>im drunk and tired and wanna go beddies
>sarah pounces on my lap and starts aggressively making out with me
>she whispers in my ear "wanna fuck?"
>i literally say "o-okay" stuttering like a retard
>before i know it sarah has stripped me and is blowing me
>oh god how did this happen
>moments later sarah has mounted me
>oh god what the FUCk is going on
>dick starts to die, im exhilerated and overwhlemed with anxiety
>she is aggressively sucking my neck and moaning in my ear
mind you this is in a room full of people trying to sleep
>bed is creaking loudly, everyone was definitely hearing
>dong dies

>she flips over and lays on her back
>i start to bang her with a half chub missionary
>squeak squeak squeak
>eventually i realize my dong has retreated for good, nerves plus alcohol
>i just stop and mumble some sort of apology
>go to bathroom together
>see her naked in the light, cume myself (not really, but it was a great moment)
>get dressed
>go onto the beach together
>start making out on the beach
>security rolls up on us and says we have to leave
>go back to hotel
>go to bed

and that is how i lost my virginity. she wasn't the one.

>>37859613
What is it with girls named Sarah dude. I've dated two of them. They're always cute as shit. They're always the one. And it never fucking works out.

>>37859578
Kill yourself thats the only solution..
I would suggest that you get rolled over by something big, pretty dramatic way of dying.

>>37859578
sounds familiar over here too, OP.
why is it though? why did this happen?

>>37859578

I hate to be the one to tell you this but those gifted programs were actually psy-ops designed to identity high-potential children and to neutralize them before they are able to fully develop.

my cousin used to go down to the border to get the cheap cartons of mexican made cigarettes, but his bus got stopped by the cartel

i havent seem in him 2 years lol

>>37859672
Oh shit anon have you tried calling BP or the heroes at KKK?

>>37859698
Nah his bus was stopped while still in Mexico. 19 people disappeared and he was one of them lol.

also i dunno the number for the KKK

Hurt those around you thoughtlessly.
That last bit is important.

well, considering you're already at this desolate place, chances are you're already emotionally fucked. Physcial? Put out cigarettes on yourself.

>>37859521
Go ask random girls out on the street.The more attractive they are the better (bonus points if they are with a boyfriend more attractive than you).

BAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAA

>>37859438

you're a weirdshit for taking this pic desu

those kids aren't mulatto, the couple adopted them
one or both of the adults are infertile and are taking on society's burden. it takes a village, although your jewish subverters will tell you they are cucks. have a good evening

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>>37859399
Tendies. There is more chicken in a tendie than a nuggie, which means more protein and caloric fulfillment.

Nuggie niggers get OUT of my board.

Post more OP.

>>37860038
fuck off fuck off FUCK OFF!

Nuggies are the best!

Boneless hot wings

its ok bud, one day you'll meet people and have better relationships. I had a pretty horrible group of friends and when i finally moved on, i forgot all about the troubles they caused

>>37859369
Some people are just born autistic. I don't think I'll ever be able to have a conversation with normies where I don't embarrass myself.

Yeah I was invited to a bonfire party type thing awhile ago, I ended up not going. Nothing good would come out of it, I just wasn't meant for social things like that.

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>>37859361
>it's another "can't sleep for more than an hour straight without being interrupted by a nightmare" episode

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>tfw all my nightmares are about Cthulhu-esque eldritch horrors
>tfw nightmares are able to put me into an indescribable state of extreme terror that nothing in real life can even come close to

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i haven't had a nightmare in years
in a way i kind of miss them

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>>37859350
3rd world robot here making about $600 a month. Plannning on gettng asecond job in a literary museum or the local bookstore to get my money game up because shit's real. Also make a negligible $10 a month from online surveys which helps fuel my drug habit. How old are you and how do you make money?

>>37859350
i work a minimum wage job and can barely afford to buy food to eat.

the worst part is im too scared to kill myself. i dont deserve better

>>37859408
I'm 23 years old. What kind of drug habit do you have that $10 a month would help with? I live in a technically 1st world country, but it's pretty 3rd world-ish in some places

>>37859339
you could rape her if u want

Tf did you expect

>>37859339
Idiot story when you dont give proof or povide timestamps

>>37859300
>young (18-21)
>not experienced
>not fat
>not ugly
>not a stacey
>not mentally ill
>not outgoing (dancing, parties, etc)

>ywn be 12 years old again and have christina Hendricks as a milf neighbor

>Gigantic titties
>Not fat
>Not dirty/smelly

We must secure the existence of our peopIe and a future for white chiIdren.

We must secure the existence of our peopIe and a future for white children.

We must secure the existence of our people & a future for white children.

>>37859265
Why do you watch subbed? Dubbed is so much better you don't have to read.

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>>37859275
>dubbed is so much better

Weak bait.

>>37859295
I'm not even kidding I actually hate reading subtitles. If I look away for a second I have to rewind and watch it again. Dubbed is just better imo.

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Too many beta children prefer tits so women put all their concern on to their tits.

A girl who has no ass has to be pretty to make up for it

a great man once believed in the parable of sexual selection
"tits are just fake asses"
the real reason is something called lordosis behavior

>>37859337
you intentionally posted a pancake ass to prove your point, right?

If it's really diagnosed you don't have to convince shit

>>37859241
did all that really happen?

>>37859241
>letter of expulsion
>don't read