What would it take for you to marry a woman? >If she ate

>>37859300
>young (18-21)
>not experienced
>not fat
>not ugly
>not a stacey
>not mentally ill
>not outgoing (dancing, parties, etc)

>ywn be 12 years old again and have christina Hendricks as a milf neighbor

>Gigantic titties
>Not fat
>Not dirty/smelly

>>37859300
>older (at least 30)
>money
>nurturing
>cuddles and lets me breastfeed

I just want a mommy gf

>>37859300
>What would it take for you to marry a woman?
A legal system that doesn't make divorce a viable business strategy

She needs to hate everything I hate, but me.

>>37859300
She would HAVE to be a virgin and have at least a surface level interest in anime, and a moderate amount of interest in videogames. She doesn't need to be hot either, 5/10 is enough.

Money and fertility

>>37859300
If she was hot and Arab and was okay with me beating her every other day depending on my mood

>>37860918
How many wives do you need Salman?

>>37859300
>I find her attractive
>she knows what to do and how life works
>she could bear being with me

Wouldn't have to necessarily cohabitate for very long but I'd have to be in close contact with her for a few years first, talking consistently on a regular basis, getting to know some of the people she knows. Then consider cohabitation if her life plans sound okay and not too far off from anything we can really live with together.

>>37859300
Absolute loyalty, cooking, cleaning, white, and she loves me. That's all I want. She doesn't need to like the same stuff as me, but I just don't want her to divorce me. I'd also be the one providing for the family while she stays at home with a nice dinner after I get back from work.

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imagine hendricks eating your ass.

plunging her tongue deep and swirling it around whilst sensually jerking you off.

>>37860482
Why is being a virgin such a big deal to you? You're limiting yourself massively. are you that insecure?

>>37859300
Someone who treats me nicely and doesn't look bad in yoga pants.

>divorce
>take half your shit
Honestly, I'd have to know her for a long time before I could trust her.

>>37861650
nah, go to Asia, South America, Russia and you can still find plenty of virgins around

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Someone I can trust.
Someone who I'm at least remotely sexually attracted to.
Someone who will be remotely sexually attracted to me.
Someone who I can get along with.
Someone who will go along with or suggest other stupid shit to do. ex. Drive somewhere for fun.

And if at least one of us is financially secure things should work out.

>>37859300
get a pisspoor mail order wife, preferably looking for a foreign citizenship to escape death

If I can be with her for three straight days without getting annoyed or bored of her, and she's attractive enough to get my dick hard, she's marriage material. Never found a girl that could satisfy the former

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>tfw no battle buddy gf to trust life with

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>>37862973
something like this would work

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If she had IBS.

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>>37863002
synthesis of theory and praxis

>>37860315
But you hate yourself

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I literally downloaded a program that sorts images by similarity so I could find this image that I've wanted to post 28 minutes ago. This is how I am spending my life

She has fabulous tits ffghhhy

>>37863252
whats it called and how does it even work? seems like something that would be shit if it was free and expensive if it wasn't.

>>37859559

Impossible unless you're mormon.

>>37860273

You better be rich. Girls like this have guys hitting on them 24/7 and think they actually deserve nice things.

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>>37864241
ImageSorter v4

No idea if it's a virus but it does what I want it to do

pic related is my virtual hugbox folder

>>37859300
>>37860918

Not hard to find a girl to eat your ass. 10% of the women I dated did. Just need to be able to have at least 10 gfs. Asians are more likely to do it in my experience.

Lots of girls are willing to be beaten to varying degrees. If you want an arab, you would have to go with Iranian. She will demand marriage immediately before you can find out if she likes it though. It will probably end badly though.

>>37859300
Why would you want an ass eating gf?
Isn't it better to have a kissable one?

>>37859300
for her to like me and not be a roastie
>tfw literally impossible

>>37859300
she would need to be smart, comprehensive, a litlle bit fucked up, because some stacey wouldnt stand me in the long run
also id be happy if she liked fighting

>>37861101
I would never expect mommy Hendricks to do such vile things. She is a goddess and worthy of worship, any man who wishes to defile her is subhuman.