V-Card Thread

>be me, 17 at the time
>work with girl, sarah
>shes properly cute, i know immediately i wanna make her the one
>chat idly to her at work, she seems into me, the boys confirm she seems to like me
>one night go in her car and listen to a band together. dont do anything, but bond over it. yes, she likes me. shes the one. sorted.
>she invites me one day to go the beach with her and friend, vanessa, proper thicc sexy whore
>agree
>she picks me up at mummys
>whole car ride shes given me the eyes in the rearview mirror
>sorted
>get to her friends, he buys us all beer
>we go to the beach
>we are to stay in a hotel room with her friend, whos married this guy for his military benefits. so its this girl, her "husband", some random guy, vanessa (thicc whore), sarah, and i
>we drink all evening, im drinking olde english, a literal nigger malt liquor, and they're impressed by my drinking
>time passes, its a bit of a blur
>suddenly we're in a hottub, sarah, me, and vanessa, thicc whore
>vanessa warns me that sarah is still in love with her ex and not to expect much when sarah leaves the hot tub
>ok. sarah returns. time passes. at some point, she pounces me, and starts very aggressively making out with me in the hot tub. my first kiss. okay. sorted.
>get to the hotel room
>we're all in one room
>sarah and i lay down in a pullout mattress (? dont remember)
>im drunk and tired and wanna go beddies
>sarah pounces on my lap and starts aggressively making out with me
>she whispers in my ear "wanna fuck?"
>i literally say "o-okay" stuttering like a retard
>before i know it sarah has stripped me and is blowing me
>oh god how did this happen
>moments later sarah has mounted me
>oh god what the FUCk is going on
>dick starts to die, im exhilerated and overwhlemed with anxiety
>she is aggressively sucking my neck and moaning in my ear
mind you this is in a room full of people trying to sleep
>bed is creaking loudly, everyone was definitely hearing
>dong dies

>she flips over and lays on her back
>i start to bang her with a half chub missionary
>squeak squeak squeak
>eventually i realize my dong has retreated for good, nerves plus alcohol
>i just stop and mumble some sort of apology
>go to bathroom together
>see her naked in the light, cume myself (not really, but it was a great moment)
>get dressed
>go onto the beach together
>start making out on the beach
>security rolls up on us and says we have to leave
>go back to hotel
>go to bed

and that is how i lost my virginity. she wasn't the one.

>>37859613
What is it with girls named Sarah dude. I've dated two of them. They're always cute as shit. They're always the one. And it never fucking works out.

>first year of uni
>been 18 for two days
>go to party with housemates I barely knew for about a month
>meet girl
>she keen
>come back to mine
>give her 15 minutes of smashing
>i was too drunk and nervous so cant even get it up anymore
>we try for hours after, just trying to put my flaccid penor inside her
>fall asleep
>she leaves before i wake up
>i add her on fb
>she messages me saying hey lets forget last night and deletes me
>never hear from her again

really fucked me up with anxiety and nerves but bounce back eventually bois

>be me, 16
>been dating gf at the time for about a year now
>shestheone.jpeg
>have no car so the only privacy we get is when parents drop us off at the movie theater
>go to movies and pick a shit movie that no one will want to see (2015 Fantastic Four on a weekday)
>we choose to sit in the very top
>no one is in the theater except for a few couples scattered about and a family in the row in front of us
>as the movie plays, we get touchy with each other and next thing i know shes giving me a blowjob
>diamonds.png
>cant help but smile the whole time
>pull her pants down and take my shorts off
>she spans across 3 seats in doggy position
>without rubber because fuck it
>theater is dark (obviously) so I struggle to find hole
>eventually find hole and manage to get it in (she is virgin too which makes this process a bit difficult)
>luckily loud action movie sounds drown out the sound of her moaning
>feels so good I only last about 5 minutes
>all this while family is in row in front of us
>cum inside
>finish movie
>gf gets Plan B pill next day
>tfw i should've been a dad at 16

>26 years old
>my first and only gf
>we're on my bed, caressing each other
>titty massage, fingering, etc.
>she starts undoing my trousers
>instantly go flaccid
>tell her I'm nervous, she knows she's my first
>she says it's okay, we cuddle for hours
>next I see her she's on her period, but she does give me succ
>finally after 2 weeks she texts "I'm ready for you"
>we fug
>still had trouble staying hard enough to penetrate
>condom didn't make things easier but she wasn't taking the pill anymore
>manage to get a bit of missionary going before she finally finishes me off with her hands and mouth
>came on her tiddies
>felt good but not that amazing
>proceed with life as usual, did not feel like I was any different being a non-virgin

All these greentexts either sound like normie shit or are about erectile dysfunction, jesus.
Anyways here's mine I guess:
>be me 18
>am home by myself on a weekend because my mom is over at my aunt's house watching her 12 dogs
>gf knew in advance because I told her over kikebook I would be alone for a few days
>her grandpa drives her to my house fully aware of what we are going to do
>we go into my room and watch a movie for a while
>I fingered her like I usually do after the movie ends
>since we are alone she wants more and we go to my bedroom
>she undresses in front of me, first time I've ever seen a female naked in person
>I undress and put on the condom she brought over
>I have to do most of the work since her being borderline retarded meant she didn't know how to engage sexually and is a dead fish
>I get to doggy style
>do a few awkward thrusts and cum too quick since this was before I was able to get off by normally jacking off
>instantly regret it since if she got pregnant my life would be over and I would be stuck with this dumb as shit girl
>I tell her she has to go, she needs to go take a pregnancy test and I don't want to have sex with her again

pt.1

>>37860866
pt. 2

>a year passes
>I already graduated HS but she is on her senior year
>invites me to prom even though we are broke up and she has nobody else
>fuck it, I don't have any reason to ruin her prom and I may wanna see some people from school one last time before I'm forgotten by all of them
>we both don't have any idea what to do and the entire prom is just normies dancing to shit music in a small venue
>eventually her grandpa comes to pick us up
>she wants to go to a hotel to have sex again
>I say no because her grandpa won't pay and I don't want to pay
>we also couldn't go to my house because my mom was there
>grandpa says whatever and parks on a random street in the middle of nowhere then leaves the car about 10 meters away
>I tell her it's a pain in the ass to take off my suit jacket and belt and shit plus it's extremely hot in the car
>she is basically only using the prom to ultimately get my dick since she knows she most likely won't get another chance for a long time
>I still tell her no since I know she isn't going to engage with me and it'll feel like shit in the heat
>agree on a compromise and at least finger her until she is satisfied
>she eventually gets bored of it and says it's fine
>her grandpa takes me home and she leaves

Phew. That's all of it. I haven't had any contact with another human being for about 6 years now and had nothing before. Everything inbetween the one experience I had was extremely shallow and loveless though so I still haven't enjoyed anything like that.

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fucking faggots get off my retard board.

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come on lads, i'm sure more of you have lost it than this. keep posting.

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>it's another "boring normalfag stories" episode

>>37859593
to the miami hotline soundtrack

went to a """party""" drank liquor for a couple hours then fucked a morbidly obese chick
i regret it desu

>>37861529
actually i regret my whole fucking life
I would kill myself but I don't want to make my mommy cry

>>37860866
>>37860941
I forgot to mention she had a severe case of potato face, large glasses, ratty hair and never shaved her pussy so it was a stinky huge bush
The only attractive part of her was her ass because it was somewhat thicc and wide
Also like I said she was borderline retarded so she literally never had anything to say, like "how is the weather" tier garbage.

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>Virginity: prostitute @ 25yo
>First for free: 50 year old MILF @ 26yo
>First relationship: 17 year old girl @ 27yo

Currently 30 and fucked a whole lot.

We're all going to make it.

I basically pressured my gf into sex when she couldn't even touch my penis because it was so embarrassing for her and after 5 minutes of fucking horrible sex I finished on her stomach and she showered and cried saying how she didn't want it to be like this and how she wished she could take it all back.

Gemb, I don't need to say more, some of you had a similar experience.

>28
>Friend of a friend
>Instant spark & connection
>Hang out a few times, get closer each time
>Tells me I can grab her breasts one night
>In like Flynn, playing with breast leads to aggressively fingering her and eating her out
>Tells me we can't because no protection
>Agree's to put it in for a stroke anyway
>5 seconds of trying to put my cock in
>tight but not like a hand. Warm & very soft & wet
>Do a few strokes before she tells me to stop and I get worried about baby
>blows me/swallows
>3 weeks later get to go at it again but with a condom
>Horrible experience trying to put it on
>Once in her the excitement & sensation of all of my cock being in a tight warm hole causes me to cum in a total of 20 seconds
>Continue to mostly do oral things because reasons
Didn't change my life and I doubt it will until I properly fuck.

>be me 18
>have been orbiting this girl for 2 years, I find her really cute, but I am not sure why (she doesn't seem to get any attention from other guys)
>I don't know if she likes me but I think that she figured out that I would do anything for her as soon as she asks me
>one day, I am walking around with a group of friends and she is also there, I am being joked about again and she legit tries to defend me
>i think she could be legit the perfect extroverted girlfriend for an INTP like me.
>but highschool is almost over and I will probably see her for the last time at the graduation ceremony
>I already know that I will be too shy to tell her anything that I feel about her