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Wanking and mandatory cougar sex for pre-teen boys must be a key component.

>>39461634
that's not being serious.
but damn imagine that, I woulda had a helluva time, it needs to lead to heaven though, not hell.

>>39461613

id be in, tbqhwy. need something to believe and alot of the popular religions nowadays are shit.

>>39461612
This is what I look like but I don't work out. Can someone explain

>>39461664
Genetics
How is this not original?

>>39461664
I wish I was a monster that could kill people with my bare hands like that

>>39461542
Fuck, I really want that.

>>39461542
> you will never impregnate your childhood tomboy friend
Kill me and burn my body

>>39462090
I didn't have to realize that I know this feel

>>39461530
Let them free then let them slowly love me and boom I won't be accused or rape and I get what I want

>>39461530
I would make them eggs.

>>39461530
I would start blasting Kanye West and leave them.

yes
t. hurricane

>>39461502
holy fuck, was he rejected? Is she calling Chad? God bless you lighting bolt

>>39461502
I remember that gif
Jeez

I used to watch them a couple years ago. Whats happening?

>>39461493
Judging by the word gorn I'm guessing something with Brett Keane.

>>39461493
TJ, Scotty, and Paul are moving to Louisiana. They said it was because some business opportunity for TJ(he's gonna attempt to make a feature film). They're still gonna do shows, but it'll be with 3 of the peasants being on skype. With TJ doing this movie shit and the peasants being spread across the country and YouTube giving them no monetization, it's easy to see it'll either end or become unwatchable

>>39461334
average + introverted

ye i'm ignored seems to fit

>>39461334

did you think this life was supposed to be fair?

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Good looking, shy, introvert.
> mysterious
Nah people just think i'm gay because i'm too shy to talk to womyn.
Someone fucking kill me (I've had two gay guys ask me out so far)

>>39461328
Getting payed to kys on cam

>>39461328
You should already have called into and applied for positions before you get a degree.

Recommendation from someone already working at the company.

Is this board no longer safe for NEETs?

This board was never for neetleeches. So...no.

>>39462205
What did NEETs ever do to you? We're a harmless sort of people.

Excellent. He and I get along great. We watch old films, listen to dad rock, play chess and cards, go surfing.

>>39461545
>Not a single daddy issue
Fuck off normie

Pretty good. He has always been there, though he has always been traveling on business matters, so i don't see him as often as I probably should have, idk. The only time I could ever think of where things weren't perfectly normal was when my parents found my journal (which had a lot of depressing and suicidal rambling) and he broke down crying when I tried to hug him. He's ok now, me not so much, but I care too much about him to let him know that I still wanna die

>>39461216
Useless because if the government wants they can check your phone anytime or locate you via connecting cell towers. Literally no fucking point. You want to be hidden it'll take way more work and even then the chances/effectiveness is very uncertain.

>>39461257
so if i want to browse Tor, is this the best option? or should i just get the damned browser on my computer?

Just download orbot + orfox.

Dont trust reviews especially ones with the title of the review mimicing the review.

Wait your wife indulges your ballbusting fetish? Lucky ass

Y'all do any other kinky shit?

>>39461182
hey again it's that guy from the other thread

wanna tell some sexy stories? I have nothing to offer in return

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>>39461229
I've always had at least one women . I'm not shy about my kink but the other two were dominating in nature once I got them into it. My wife retained her submissive nature so I still get to be in control and enjoy my kink. She makes fun of men's genital size for fun which is secretly attractive but I don't like being the object of sph. I also have tied her up in lots of different bdsm styles prior to her pregnancy

>it's the "able to easily suck your own dick" dream again

I must be gay lmao

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>its the "back in elementary school and happy" dream

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>>39461170

>its the "have sex with my own mum" dream again

why do my dreams do this to me?!?!?

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sucks m8, being the fat kid was a mistake

>>39461296

Do you have medication for it?

>>39461364
no, wasn't aware they used meds for it. I do think the body image issue is tied in with some other issues though

>>39461126
>n-no it's not for attention guys, seriously
>posts this thread

>>39461126
Used to. So happy I kept that shit to my thigh and not my arms.

My sister used to be really pathetic. She wanted the attention without the pain so she would bite her arm