>it's the detachable penis dream again

>it's the "able to easily suck your own dick" dream again

I must be gay lmao

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>its the "back in elementary school and happy" dream

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>>39461170

>its the "have sex with my own mum" dream again

why do my dreams do this to me?!?!?

>>39461194
Holy shit I thought I was the only one
Origineaux

>>39461170
>>39461194
holy shit ive had these dreams

the worst ones are having fun with freinds who are actually people you dont even recognize when you wake up.

>it's the youre a girl that walks around and talks to people dream

>it's a "share a wonderful day with a beautiful young lady, talking and laughing, and falling in love" dream again
Then you wake up

>>39461194
Also, THIS

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>>39461170
>the back in HS with friends and social life dream

>>39461170
get a fucking job jerry

>>39461319
Fuck, i hate having those dreams

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>>39461319
Sigmund Freud, google him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUk08iYZKE

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>it's the everything turned out right dream again

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>It's the start masturbating when mom is in the room and she gets super disappointed with you dream again.
>It's the mom buys you 2D porn because she knows you're a depressed virgin dream again.

>>39461319
>Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents? Never acting on them ever, I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother.

>Chris Chan, 2016

>It's a you're good at fighting, but your punches/bullets do nothing dream again.

>>39461194
Wow I have those too damn

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>back at school and can't find the right class, forgot about class, or didn't complete the assingment dream
>body flailing uncontrollably or moving backwards dream

>had the someone talked to me in real life dream again
fuck

>Sitting next to my girlfriend in perfect peace
>Suddenly I realize that I'm in a dream
>I'm going to wake up soon
>I start freaking out, my "girlfriend" tries to comfort me
>I yell at her and say "I'm dreaming, you aren't really here, I'm only dreaming"
>Reality is turning into those colour spots that you see when you press on your eyes
>Wake up almost in tears

>>39461170
>detachable penis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUk08iYZKE

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>>39461170
> It's the "my daily life but I'm more socially adept and have a gf which allows me to live happily" dream

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>it's the on my deathbed alone dream again

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>>39461170
>it's the dating an anime character dream again

Last night it was Kobayashi this time. I only watched like 2 eps of this and this dream makes me wanna watch the rest of it.

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>>39461319
>it's the "have sex with my sister" dream again
>still can't get hard for her

>>39461450
delet this

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>it's another "viciously murder someone you hate" dream

>>39461170
>it's the 'swimming in a river in a ship made of tarpaulin and being on constant verge of falling out into the river' dream again

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>it's a "stuck in a grimy abandoned underground medical testing facility being hunted by some of the most disgusting abominations that I couldn't even think of normally" dream again

Or, alternatively

>it's a global thermonuclear war dream again

>>39462337
I feel this one. It's not a good feel.

>>39461170
>tfw no detachaple benis for gf to fuck me with

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>>39461211
>tfw can't remember anything pre-7th grade

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>it's a "happiest you've ever felt" dream

The sense of loss was so real i still feel it 9 months later. The worst part is knowing what happened is 100% impossible in real life

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>>39461170
>there's mucus stuck in your nose and you can't get it out