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>finally get a gf
>it's everything I hoped for
>she's nice to me, doesn't make me feel awkward
>she comes over to cuddle one day
>accidentally kiss her after eating jalapenos
>she dumps me
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>>37917159
lol you are probably 13
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>>37917179
I'm 22, not 13.
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>>37917327
If she dumped you for kissing her after eating jalapenos, she's really not worth it.
Would've probably dumped you anyway later on.
Was that the reason she broke up with you?
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ROGUE
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>and it's stunning
It sure is. What were they thinking? I want to see their reaction if someone found art that has black women and replaced them with white men.
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>>37917105
If you're following Buzzfeed your opinions are invalid.
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>>37917165
>implying OP is following buzzfeed
Fuck off retard
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>now have to do 5 sign clicking captchas or the stupid "click until there are none left" captchas in order to post
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Holy shit I thought I was the only one. What the fuck is wrong with Google today?
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>Do everything right
>Captcha incorrect
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Use legacy captchas, it's literally right there in the settings, how much of a newfaggot you have to be?
>9/10 face
>sexy long hair
>dad is a multi millionaire businessman
>skinny
>valedictorian in high school
>got my degree from yale
>no gf
ok fembots, time to pay up, I deserve a gf but I don't have one. Which one of you is gonna take one for the team and be my gf?
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9/10?- most likely not.
Sexy long hair? Unless you are a true 9/10 your hair is likely greasy and long and women would find it disgusting.
Skinny? Proabbly far too skinny for women to like.
Post a picture of your body and face and i will tell you if you are delutional or just REALLY unlucky.
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>>37917090
I cant post a picture, did you read the new sticky?
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>>37917043
>I deserve a gf but I don't have one.
You sure?
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>Starting to realize that everything exists at once and "time" is more of a cube than the flowing river metaphor
this is not a good feel
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>>37917010
shut tup
oregano
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>>37917010
It doesn't matter how it feels. You're already dead and experienced everything you're going to feel.
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>>37917010
Why not anon? Pretty confy IMO
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To all the oldfags out there - why does it seem as though women started taking a lot of nude selfies around 2010 or so? Did I just start noticing it a lot then or was it always like this? It seems like it just exploded in an astronomical way, and now it seems like most western women have nudes of them online in some way or another.
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women love attention. Hot women easily get attention.
ugly and fat broads see the hot ones getting attention so they think to themselves i'll show that bitch, and there you go
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i imagine it was the increased ease of taking digital photos via phones and cameras that didnt need to be developed at a shop.
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>>37916948
are you so young that you don't remember a time before smartphones?
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>"Hey Anon, I heard that there's an ANTIFA gathering happening right now about 3 miles from here. Wanna grab some lunch and shoot some commies with me?"
What say you?
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i'm a Commie
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Why is /pol/ so interested in race mixing now?
Also could you find a uglier black chick ffs, bitch is hideous
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>>37916915
goddamn, she's not that bad but what's the deal with that kind of haircut?
can't these evony negresses choose a more pleasant to look at haircut?
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Whats the sickest/most devious thing you've ever done?
Here's mine:
One evening when it was really late I was walking around in the near by park. Barely anyone came to this park even during the day.
I saw this swan sleeping on the grassy area, no where near the lake. If you have ever seen a swan or a goose their bodies are very attractive (but swans faces are kind of ugly). I was looking at it's neck and wondering about the swans esophagus.
To make a long story short, I cut it's neck, almost cut it's head completely off but not quite. It died as I fucked it's esophagus. It's wings were flapping a lot which really turned me on because a swan has beautiful wings. I would squeeze on it's wings as they flapped, those wings were truly the best part. As it tried to breath the esophagus would tighten against my dick all while the blood was pumping out all over my dick and balls. The red blood was so good looking against the white feathers so I'm glad I decided to do it with a swan and not a goose (even though geese are more attractive in the face). I was completely naked for this and afterwards I washed off in the lake.
It's pretty much the most violently sexual thing I've ever done. I've NEVER been attracted to any other animal besides birds and that's only because of the shape of their wings. I find wings to be irresistibly arousing. It was so violent and exciting. Afterwards I felt so relived, like I had spent the day at a spa. All my muscles were relaxed and I was very chill.
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one time i didnt flush my poo
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>>37916884
In my shithole there's an expression called "afogar o ganso", it's used for sex and means "to drown the swan"
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You did good nigga swans are assholes
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black people can't be rob- 2017-06-23 11:27:33 Post No.37916851
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black people can't be rob-
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_X_64cfnE0
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>>37916851
wonder what made him react that way
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq6mXiG--Es
redpilled 27 year old black virgin
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AutisticObeseNigger445
My favorite youtuber
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Why do you all love spree killers when serial killers are the true alphas? 2017-06-23 11:27:29 Post No.37916849
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Why do you all love spree killers when serial killers are the true alphas?
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I just started "Ian Brady: The untold story of the Moors Murders" by Alan Keightley. I hadn't read much about Brady before this, but suffice it to say he is one of the more interesting serial killers out there. Here is what he had to say about what motivates serial killers:
>The serial killer, essentially conceiving life as meaningless and death as nothingness, is consequently not afraid to die or kill in a final vainglorious attempt to introduce some degree of design...
>[Serial killers] create their own spiritual or aesthetic microcosm. Metaphorically gods in their own kingdom, whimsically sampling everything that was once forbidden, eventuallytaking the lives of those who have entered their private domain, witnesses their darkest desires and, therefore must never be allowed to leave or testify
He also offered the author his opinion on the phenomenom of a new breed of serial killer that has become known as the mass murderer or spree killer:
>An existential killer is emerging. Perhaps "the medium is the message". Serial killers are becoming increasingly part of show business, and this is creating a self-conscious artistry; the difference between a brutal daub and a finished canvas. He has design and purpose. He takes a page from de Quincey's essay, as it were. They are in great demand by the public, their very victims, each of whom believes it will only happen to some other person, not them. So, paradoxically, they are getting what they deserve, being treated as empty canvases, or the very source of the colours the existential killer may choose.
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>>37916849
Serial killers are usually Chads who would gladly kill a robot as long they can get away with it.
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>>37916849
You're thinking too small. The real alphas are the globalists who run everything. Serial killers kill 20 people so edgelords can worship them later. The globalists make everyone bend the knee and can do whatever they want.
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>tfw you deleted your ian brady folder years ago.
i hate myself for it. i had a dick pic and everything
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This female Knight saves you from being mugged. But you learn that she is but a wandering knight and has nowhere to stay.
What would you do?
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>th-thanks m'lady.
>fedora tip
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>>37916848
Pledge all my eggs to her
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Why would I reward her for emasculating me?
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>see someone from high school graduating class at work
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I haven't seen any of them since my first semester at community college three years ago
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>>37916803
Say hi anon. Go for it
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>>37916803
>see someone from high school graduating class working at Walmart
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Is there a better feeling than cumming in bed, naked? and then, immediately after orgasm, allowing your thoughts to carry you off elsewhere and to sleep. not bothering to clean up or do anything but hang limp in bliss.
but then your sheets smell like SHIT and i can't be washing them every single day, so what's the solution?
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Indeed the best feeling.
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Cumrag.
I use old boxers and pillow covers.
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Jizz into a sock and then set it aside. Wash the sock once a week.
Who here /handholdless/?
It's one thing being a virgin and another being kissless, but being handholdless is true patheticness.
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>>37916756
one time I guy I helped in class gave me a hug
it felt so nice
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>>37916756
Khhv here desu. You're probably young anyway so it's probably not that bad.
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>>37916787
>You're probably young anyway
I turn 24 this year...
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>tfw it's literally impossible to gain weight and you'll be skelly forever
How the fuck do fatties do it? Food isn't even really enjoyable, at best it sometimes tastes OK for two seconds. Yet somehow they turn this into a full blown addiction.
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>>37916753
Eat calorie dense foods and track calories retard. It's impossible to not gain weight on a calorie surplus. https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/wiki/getting_started
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>>37916824
I know what's required to gain weight. My point is it's fucking insane that you or anyone else can actually force yourself to shovel that much crap down your throat, let alone do it accidentally because you like it so much.
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>>37916753
Mostly fatass here
It's primarily a coping mechanism, and a way of masking a deeper problem in our lives. We eat because we're bored, because we're tired, because that breakup 5 years ago keeps coming up and you never quite got over it.
I don't even like food that much. I have the palate of a child (Tendies, mac n cheese, pizza, ice cream, I'll fucking kill a man if he tries to say this shit to my face) so I just shovel it down because I'm not actually tasting anything anymore. I wish I could be skelly, because at least you can work upwards from that.