This female Knight saves you from being mugged. But you learn

>th-thanks m'lady.
>fedora tip

>>37916848
Pledge all my eggs to her

Why would I reward her for emasculating me?

>>37916848
Offer her to stay at my place and secretly mix drugs into the food. It's a mindbreak rape doujin from that point onward and nobody ever hears from her again.

>>37916848
>lead her to the sewer pipe where i live
>"You are welcome to stay for how long you need"

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>>37916876
Outdated meme.

>>37916890
Outdated meme.

>>37916909
You deserve to get mugged.

>>37916910
You're scum. Complete and utter scum that deserves only the worst in life.

A girl saves your life, and you would defile her honor with your degeneracy. You make me sick.

>>37916972
Why do you live in a sewer pipe?

Obviously, I invite her back to my home, as thanks, and give her food and a bed or couch to sleep. The next morning, my house'll be attacked by people chasing her, she battles them, gets pinned by one of them, and I smash that guy's head with a jug. She swears herself to me, and I get myself involved in whatever conspiracy she's involved in, and we go on an adventure.

>>37916986
Dude theyre not real

Sorry but I'm a murderhobo.

Wanna go on adventures?

I need a meatshield since I'm a wizard.

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Does she want to be rewarded with sex?

>>37916986
Where the fuck are you from? Reddit?

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>>37916986
>Because it's the only place in town where people don't go

>>37916986
>he doesn't want to slowly break a noble knight girl as she vainly tries to resist

Homo.

>>37916848
well c ya

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>>37916986
GET OUT ROASTIE GET OUT GET OUT

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>>37917115
You're literally the worst type of person. Someone saved you from getting mugged. And what do you do as thanks? Ruin their life, take away their honor.

Don't you have any ethics? What person calls himself a man but can't show gratitude and do unto another a kindness?

Destroying a persons beliefs and taking away everything they hold dear isn't kind. It's rotten and disgusting and represents the very worst of humanity

throw acid in the roasties face

>>37916848
thanks, madam hope you find somewhere to stay

>>37917249
>>37917253
Why are you both such rotten people?

>>37917224
women in combat is a sin according to judeo/christian beliefs

why do you think women in the military are so fucked up?

>>37917279
She saved you so it doesn't matter.

>>37917147
Fantastic meme imbecile.

>>37917224
Yes, and that's what makes it so delightful. Just look at that armor. Don't you want to take it off her bit by bit, until she's completely exposed and at your mercy? Don't you want to see that beautiful face contort in despair and frustration?

>>37916848
Backstab and take souls because she's a dex build scrub

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>>37917224
>Could you leave my pipe now, it's 12 o'clock and it's bath time, my bath time

>>37917272
why are you such a cuck who can't get off my board?

she isnt entitled to shit. a true hero does good out of the goodness of their heart and asks for nothing in return because it is their duty, not obligation to help. what if i don't want a sweaty roasty in my house?

>>37917224
i didn't know girls could have honor. name one time a girl boldly stood and died for what they believed in and payed the ultimate price of death.

>>37916986
>Why do you live in a sewer pipe?
Where do you think you are?

>>37917319
I don't think you belong on this website, sweetie

>>37917334
>Don't you want to see that beautiful face contort in despair and frustration?

No, because I'm not a monster like you.

Heres a lesson to you. If someone saves you treat them with kindness and respect. If she requires a place to stay, open your doors for her, but do not be needy. For she has already done good things for you.

>>37917365
>a true hero does good out of the goodness of their heart

Words to live by, perhaps try applying them to your own life.

Impossible, she doesn't look like Geralt.

>>37917434
She can always do more, like become my pet and live in my basement.

>>37917434
>Words to live by, perhaps try applying them to your own life.

yeah but i'm just saying i don't HAVE to take her in.

>>37917434
I think anon is wandering female knight irl, tryng to prevent her rape.

>>37916848
>implying someone who conceal carries wherever he goes would be in danger of getting mugged
Tokarev beats muggers. You can go now lady.

>>37917340
Are these all paintings of Diogenes?

OP is cute. CUTE

Oreegano

>>37916848

I say this "Foul wench, Take thoust wyvernflaps to the blackest knight, Tyroneus of GrapeDrank, and he will surely house any guest with such a used sheathe, you'll not fit in my little dwarven home and mine would certainly not fit yours".

Let her stay in my house.
Be embarrassed of the squalor I live in and constantly apologise.

>>37917519
Yes, now get out of my pipe reee

>>37916848
>What would you do?
Burn at the stake for traveling in a magical steely carriage with not horse, painted in the devil's colors.

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>>37917606
The lack of gratitude here is appalling.

>>37917573
At least this kind Anon is willing to show some hospitality.

>>37916848
Let her her stay in my house for the knighr and offer her breakfast in the morning.

Pledge my life to her

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>>37917741
But would you tend to her wounds?

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>her face when she wakes up the next day

Curl up into fetal position and begin crying and shaking uncontrollably

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>>37917870
>Defiling her honor

Scum.

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>>37917824
Best response honestly.

This man has honor.

>>37916848
Make her pledge undying loyalty to me in my pursuit to gain lordship over the dominion. One day after faithful service she will bear me my first bastard before I have her sacrificed to moloch and raise the bastard as a play thing for my legitimate heirs.

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>>37917939
Oh, I would defile way more than her honor :3

>>37916876
>be white knight
>m'lady saves (you)
Topbeta

>>37917410
Jeanne d'Arc?

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>>37917976
>>37917997
Why must you be such awful people?

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Let her stay at my house, try to make her as comfortable as possible.

Constantly remind myself that somebody like her could never love somebody like me.

>>37916848
Give her money for a motel.

>>37918090
I'm merely ambitious. She'll be treated well until her disposal becomes a necessity.

>>37918090
>relieving her of her silly belief in honor and justice
>awful
I'd be doing her a favor.

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>>37918117
>>37918159
I hope you both talk like this in real life so everyone can see what awful people you are.

>>37918182
Of course I do. I'm well liked in the real world, I'm merely a schizoid that has no ability to feel emotional bonds with others and enjoy companionship.

>>37918182
I wish there was a naive knight grill IRL who could serve as a victim of my awfulness.

remind the wee cunt why gorgets are necessary then sell her armor and crap sword for drinking money

>>37917699
Fuck you for asking a question and getting mad at people when they don't give you the answer you expect.
And i'd let her stay in my home so don't think it's because of that.

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>>37916848
>"hey nerd, the dark ages called - they want their cuirass back!"
>play a sick riff on the guitar and kickflip away

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>>37916848
>male white knights "rescue" women, expect sex
>female white knights "rescue" men, expect sex
Sure, why not?

>>37916848
Females can't be knights and if she has nowhere to go, that means she has no lord, therefore she's not knight.

>>37918662
>what is a knight errant

>>37918715
Work of fiction

>>37918725
which became reality as the legend grew

>>37916848
Challenge her to a duel for insulting my honor.
Win because I've got a height, weight and weapon advantage.

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>>37918088
>literally the one and only girl in all of recorded human history that didn't sell out for the cock

>>37918775
And most importantly, the High Ground.

>>37918783
I don't need the High Ground, I have the most VERSATILE weapon ever invented.

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>>37917562
>Tyroneus of GrapeDrank
kek

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>>37918775
>he thinks he can win against a trained warrior

>>37918782
You said name one, dumb faggot.

>>37918844
I've been training with polearms since I was five, I think I have a pretty good chance.

>>37916848
>Marry the knight girl

>>37918907
She sold herself for God.

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>>37918918
Your dick doesn't count.

Original.

>>37918932
You know what, fuck you.
You don't even need to be skilled to defeat a sword user with a spear, polearms are (were) the great equalizer.

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I want to be the submissive one in a relationship, but I am a boy. What do?

>>37918932
Haha wearing long hair, she's already defeated.

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>>37918932
I know how to defeat her, my good man. Every day, I put on my headphones, grab a dagger qnd claymore, and do drifts and flips while listening to the Abyss Watchers theme from Dark Souls III. Once I don my leather chain outfit and pointy metal hat, I am a sliding beast paying homage to the Great Wolf Sif, the companion of Artorias the Abysswalker of Oolacile. My unorthodox style, from the depths of Farron Keep, will lead me to ultimate victory.

I am tye fucking best you faggot

>>37918907
I didn't say shit, niggerbreath. It's just sad that half of humanity has managed to produce only one legendary hero.

>>37918991
Murder yourself and hope you're reborn as a girl.

Or transition. Same difference.

>>37918964
t. retard
People didn't make and use swords just for fun, they did it because they were insanely dominant in a melee. You spearfags are just contrarians, basically the flat earthers of war history

Wish that she would let me gently caress her

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>>37919345
What would you do if she did let you?

>>37916848
Thank her and offer her the pull out bed. Mama may have raised a robot, but she also raised a gentleman.

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>>37917601
She clearly wants your pipe.

>>37919413
Massage her tired shoulders

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>>37919345
>That feel when no Mercedes from Dragon's Dogma girlfriend that you can lovingly embrace and gently caress under the night stars while the warmth of her body permeates through you, as you kindly compliment her and she blushes, delicately kissing you while you realize that this is the only time in your life that you've actually felt happy and loved.

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>>37919497
And people ask me why i live in a sewer pipe, damn medieval trap knights

>>37919309
>swordfag
Educate yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8RWLxlzTiM

>>37916848
Give her a place to stay, it's only fair.

Not like I could goad sex out of her

>>37916848
Greetings Adventurer, thanks for saving me from those nasty thugs, I will now repay you with a room at my Inn and also provide information that should in no way be available to me but will help you in your quest because I'm a worthless NPC.

>>37919939
I mean imagine if you were a knight and you just saved some girl. If she offered you the puss, I'm pretty sure you'd have a difficult time saying no.
(At least I would anyway..)

I imagine she saves the guy in distress and if he offers himself to her, maybe she'll think of it as a nice way to blow off steam.

A man can dream can't he?

>>37916848
I'd let her eat all the chickens from my inn and kill of my paying customers.

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>>37918611
This is the only acceptable response

origami

>>37916848
What's the most polite way to ask if she wants to be a mother?

I invite her to my party and let her tank. I typically prefer male tanks for obvious reasons but I am ok with waifu-tanks.

Healer however must be a waifu. No male healers.

>>37916848
I could give her some gold to stay at the local inn.
Offering her to stay at my home, the home of a peasant, would be an insult to a knight and I'd rather not get beat up.