Whats the sickest/most devious thing you've ever done? Here's

one time i didnt flush my poo

>>37916884
In my shithole there's an expression called "afogar o ganso", it's used for sex and means "to drown the swan"

You did good nigga swans are assholes

>>37916884
Are you Zeus?

>>37916884
That's iredeemably degenerate. Please, consider an hero.

I've read about someone doing this once on 4chan, the fucking the goose neck part, I wonder if its pasta

>>37916884
how was school today anon?

>called people at 3am, but either played static until they hung up or just breathed slowly
>frequently physically beat people to the point where they fear me
>stare into other people's windows at night
>inb4 edgelord

Nice try FBI you'll never make me confess.

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>>37916884
At school I once turned off the bathroom light while somebody was having a dump
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>>37917786
>stare into other people's windows

Dude you were in the news a few weeks ago weren't you

>>37917612
Zeus didn't fuck animals, he turned into animals to fuck women.

>>37917839
probably not, but feel free to show me
(btw it's a fun thing to do)

Made sperg's gf promise to kill herself if I made her cum; I did and she an hero'd
Sperg found out and killed himself too

I'm a girl

>>37916884
I stuck a little bit of scotch tape onto my cat's paws when I was a kid and watched it walk around all funny for a few minutes, until I felt bad and took it off.

>>37917866
That sounds pretty hot desu

origigin

>>37917917
Pls greentext, that sounds crazy cool.

>>37917928
Zeus was a pretty cool guy, doesn't afraid of anything.

>>37917917
That's kinda hot. Does it turn you on that you pretty much indirectly fucked two people to death.

>>37916884
>Implying you aren't a lying faggot

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>>37916884
Lied about being molested by a family friend just to see what would happen, he was a very nice guy and probably one of the closest things I had to a father figure. He was arrested, fired, his family left him (wife and daughters) and I'm relatively sure he got his legs broken because of a "mob justice" sort of thing. I admitted it a few years later but everyone I tell is convinced I am just in denial. I have done similar things on separate occasions to teachers/friends/potential partners. I feel no remorse and I am not sure what is wrong with me. sorry for the edge

>>37916884
I find it extremely hard to believe that an autistic manchild on the internet would have gone toe-to-toe with a swan and won.

As a britbong, I have, of course, fought a wild swan. They are majestic but absolutely vicious creatures that will fuck your shit up if you don't know some Jackie Chan shit.

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>>37918047
>Attacking swans
Those belong to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. Traitors to the Crown are not welcome in British threads and this is a British board.

i honestly hope you get stage 4 cancer you fucking cunt. you are worthless

There was this dog outside someones drive all the time when I had to walk to the train station, it always barked at me and made me jump, making me feel inadequate. So I crossed the road to avoid it one time, it had no road sense, crossed after me infront of a van.

So about a week later I decided to cross the road as a car was coming so it got run over.

>>37918120
I WAS DEFENDING MYSELF, PLEASE DON'T TAKE AWAY MY TV LICENSE

>>37918120
I believe he may be of the lower classes, so of course he wouldn't have even a shred of self discipline or honour.

I called Op a nigger, but just this once.

bump
oeoginal

sucked a traps dick and claimed I was straight.

>>37918022
your why i stopped dating, shut myself in, and stick to 2D because mentally unstable girls seem to be the only kind of girls I can attract and I'd rather not end up in a similar situation like that guy you fucked over just because your so stupid that you do shit on the whim.

>>37918994
I can understand why you would assume I am female but I'm a guy.

I jerked off into my mom's bra once when I was like 13

>>37917917
You should follow suite t b h that's fucking horrible

>>37919019
I know girls that have done shit like that which is why that got me heated. I'm surprised your male though.

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>>37917832
YOU MOTHER FUCKER THAT IS MY WORST FEAR.

>>37919121
My personal opinion is that women do that kind of thing more for attention, I did it just to see what would happen. You should look into how psychopathy manifests differently depending on gender, it is very interesting and supports my claim.

>>37919151
I've thought about reading/looking into more in the human condition and other subjects like psychopathy for awhile now but I'm not sure where to start. do you have any preferred links?

>>37916884
I once drank from the milk jug, right out of the fridge.

I heard someone coming.

I had to quickly close it up.

>>37919237
bit of an obvious suggestion but the wikipedia entry on psychopathy is a good read, not to mention the other personality disorders it branches off into.

Everyone always shits on how to make friends and influence people since they think it's just for sales but it really gave me insight into behavioural patterns that I otherwise wouldn't have noticed and provides interesting justifications for them.

Influence science and practice is also a good one, would definitely recommend that although a bit lengthy.

The prince by Nicolo Machiavelli is also a quality read and short if you have low motivation and are looking for a nice intro book.

I've also picked up power by robert greene, it's gotten a few mixed reviews but I haven't gotten around to reading it yet.

Propaganda is good but it's very specific.

The social animal is kind of good and makes a lot of sense but you have to be able to cope with the sheer amount of normieness throughout the entire book.

>>37918022
Have you ever seen The Hunt?

>>37920740
The Hunt is an epic film......borderline kino

>>37918022
I hope you get sulfuric acid splashed on your face you disgusting cunt

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>>37917832
YOU FUCKING MONSTER
HOW COULD YOU?? ASSFACE