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5'7
Muted since you're a fag.

>>38022962
I reckon 2'5
Dwarfs get laid too, you know

>>38022962
5'6 although my last bf was 5'4 and he was ugly

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>tfw no cringy math major gf

short story time:
I knew this guy, he had a Masters in math, but also started BSc in CS. One day at uni he wants to show my something on his computer. He had all of the files from 5 years of studies in a single directory. No sbudirs. Assignments, presentations, book scans, source code, binaries, test sets, etc. Needless to say I nope'd out. There is a fine line between math and CompSci, and math majors better not cross it.

>>38022934
>literally have never met a math major
The closest I've seen is physics.
Are they a myth?

>>38022934
Screw you OP. Math majors are the only people I can make friends with.

yeah you are

now quit eating so much and do a lot of cardio, you will lose 5 lbs in the first week

Pretty close. You're about 5 pounds away from being overweight on bmi scale.

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>tfw 5'2 and 145lbs
all muscle baby

>>38022899
I would just like to start off this thread with the word "fuck"

>have to sit down in public restrooms

>>38022899
you left out the worst part
the worst thing about being a woman is that men are all pathetic desperate losers

Is there a way?

just stop thinking about it

Make a fake Chad profile on some dating site and practice there.

>>38022791
Is studying at the pub a real thing? I've heard one of my professor say he grades papers this way

>>38022791
Why would you study in a pub?

>>38022791
People who study in pubs and coffee shops are attentionwhores. The fact that you made this thread only adds more credibility to my claim.

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http://robotradio.pe.hu

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Can't believe it originally launched in July of 2016, feels like it was yesterday.

where is the music request fourm?

>>38022692
I studied political science and live in the usa.

I'm doomed.

>29 bucks an hour
>"I made it bros"

that's pathetic anon

what can I do to be noticed by head hunters? all I can think of is getting a degree in something useful?

>>38022593
The men at the singles ward (LDS) I go to watches the 'sisters' like a hawk. If you get in a relationship with the sisters and do immoral things they will get jealous and likely intervene.

It's just hard to be that douchebag that quotes all the scripture answering questions and all the females just gush because it sounds so 'sisters'

A heavily programmed Mormon girl would be too brainwashed for my tastes but maybe it's different at other churches

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>>38022593
Don't lewd the religious girls.

I just want a religious waifu. ;_;

>>38022715
>too brainwashed

You have it all wrong anon.
If someone can brainwash them into such retarded beliefs.
Then another person can also brainwash them into something else.

Brainwashed girls are the best targets for manipulation

>>38022592
Are you

>pic related

OP?

organs

You're cute teehee

>>38022645
hi ethan
nice strawb

origamocomment

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>>38022579
I AGREE!
MANLET REVOLUTION NOW!

5'7 REPORTING IN!

>>38022579
I'm 6'4 but depressed spergy fat fuck.

>>38022579
can you please originally define manlet?

Have you tried being yourself?

Robotech

>>38023027
how can i be myself if she doesnt even respond

>>38023150
Women know within the first .225 seconds of seeing you whether or not you will be allowed to go balls deep my friend. You can't make a girl like you. Reroll.

I think my mom's pretty cute and I'd love to fuck her given the chance.

She's unintentionally lewd and still cuddles in bed with me even though I'm an adult.

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It was very frustrating and infuriating growing up because everybody, and I mean everybody with a penis wanted to fuck my mom and they would not even try to hide it.

My mom had me super young because rape so she's always been way younger than the other moms. My mom is a petite blond girl with pretty large tits and a very shapely body and butt. She is really fucking sexy but in that petite cute girl way. She's a stunning woman even today, she's held up well. She looks 19 even though she's 34. Every time she came to my school, all my friends would practically slobber over my mom and practically dry hump her leg so I HATED when she came to the school.

I got irrationally mad at my mom on more than one occasion, it wasn't even her fault so I regret it. It's not like my mom was a turbo slut and dressed like a prostitute, she's a very conservative woman and dresses as such. She was pretty much fully clothed but when you're that level of sexy, your body leaks through your clothing. You could tell what was going on under the hood through her clothes, her tits and ass were so prominent, she couldn't hide that shit. I remember we had a field trip to the beach one time and they needed parents to come escort us and help look after the kids and so my mom volunteered. All the boys were jerking their dicks that day including me. My mom didn't dress in a bikini or anything, she wore this classical one piece swimsuit and like a sweater over it but fucks sake she was so fucking sexy even in that. Even my teacher couldn't stop checking her out. If this was olden times, my mom would have gotten gang raped then and there.

I got mad at my mom a lot just for existing. My mom is actually really sweet and nice and just wanted to be a good mom. It was a very frustrating, especially high school. Everytime the other boys saw my mom they just talked about fucking her for WEEKS. Also yes, I very much want to fuck my mom.

>>38022559
>She's unintentionally lewd and still cuddles in bed with me even though I'm an adult.
Wtf

>>38022520
Link

Ori

>>38022520
most people don't really care about the scenario
if it's a hot scene it's a hot scene

also the dude looked more Arab than anything

>>38022561
You can just search the title, and it'll come right up. Can't wait to get off of work now.

>>38022337
Have you tried reaching out to Jesus Christ?

>>38022337
You've got to remember that in the end absolutely every single person on earth is going to become entirely alone eventually.

For the moment you have us. You might not see us as real but we are here and as long as you're here there'll always be someone to talk to. We're robots but it isn't just some automated text, and someone is indeed willing to speak to you.

What also might help is knowing that you're alright. I think you're a pretty ok person, OP

>>38022448
>Hmm, I thought this would be some type of copypasta.