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Just found out the secret to having sex with a virgin girl 4chan.
Was googling and found an old 4chan post and tried to do exactly what they did and it fucking worked. I started going to church, and befriending all the girls there. Apparently any actual christian male is too scared to ask girls out. So they say yes to the first guy who approaches them. I just lost my virginity yesterday, it only took me a month. Before that I was a 26 year old virgin.
I quoted things from the bible and re-interpreted to make it sound like it's okay for me to have sex with her, and how she won't be judged for it. All my depression is now gone so I'm leaving this board. All i wanted to let you all know is that if you pretend to be religious you can get virgin gf.
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>>38022593
The men at the singles ward (LDS) I go to watches the 'sisters' like a hawk. If you get in a relationship with the sisters and do immoral things they will get jealous and likely intervene.
It's just hard to be that douchebag that quotes all the scripture answering questions and all the females just gush because it sounds so 'sisters'
A heavily programmed Mormon girl would be too brainwashed for my tastes but maybe it's different at other churches
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>>38022593
Don't lewd the religious girls.
I just want a religious waifu. ;_;
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>>38022715
>too brainwashed
You have it all wrong anon.
If someone can brainwash them into such retarded beliefs.
Then another person can also brainwash them into something else.
Brainwashed girls are the best targets for manipulation
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>>38022719
I too fell for this meme.These girls pray for good husbands, but when an actual person approaches - they are not interested. I blame something along the lines of
> I pray for a good husband, so I'm not even going to respond to someone below 11/10.
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>>38022715
LDS is temple, not church
you fuck church girls
enormous difference
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>>38022593
Yeah, using religious girls for sex is a classic. Hope the sodomy was fun you lucky bastard.
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>>38023495
Tight as a twelve year old boy f.a.m!!!
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>>38023525
I'm jealous and disappointed in you for telling me that at the same time. You will be tortured alone by the hands of the beast in the millennia to come.
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