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>he's the first to break eye contact
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>>38085419
>he never makes eye contact in the first place
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>qt at supermarket
>tried maintaining eye contact as we passed each other
>'what the fuck are you looking at you cretin?'
never again
eye contact is a meme
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I never look women in the eye because I only look people in the eye that I respect and women aren't people.
>25+ khv, asperger, social anxiety
>depressed long time NEET
>gets a job
>all co-workers are extrovert normies
>feeling like a maladjusted idiot at work
>even more depressed now
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>>38085410
That's why you get a degree in a field fitting to yourself. If you work a wagecuck job, you'll be surrounded by two-digit IQ retards, niggers and maybe a couple ordinary normies just looking for some money.
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>>38085410
Do you have to interact with your coworkers?
If not who cares desu I sit in the back of the break room by myself everyday and no one bothers me or gives a shit. Just don't sperg out and they wont bother you.
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>>38085496
>Do you have to interact with your coworkers?
Sometimes. I'm sitting in the same room as them, listening to their normie-talk all day. I'm just sick of always being the quiet wierd outsider.
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Is it possible for all of us autists to get a gf? I'm reaching 21 and I feel that my window to find a virgin gf is swiftly closing.
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>>38085359
mate that window closed about 5 years ago
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>>38085397
Yes but is that a meme?
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>>38085436
nope ,sadly
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>When you're trying to hold onto the sadness but party rock starts playing downstairs
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Yoooooo Im runnin through these hoes like Drainoooooo
I got that devilish flooooow rock and roll no haloooooo
We party rock yeah that's the crew that Im reppiiiiinnnn
On the rise to the top no lead in our zeppeliiiiiiiinnn
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EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLIN
WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBwubwubWUBWUBWUBWUB
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I am NOT sorry for party rocking
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>girl likes me on tinder
>white stacy and just says hi
>block her because she's obviously a bot (a white girl swiping a chubby black guy, lmao)
like I couldn't tell
also, tinder experience thread
I don't have friends so I can't be a normie
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Fellow chubby black here, how many matches have you got? Considered getting tinder but I don't know if people like our kind.
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>>38085378
In my pic I look like a hardcore thug nigger, probably why the stacy would've swiped if it wasn't a bot.
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>>38085348
From what I read girls don't really take seriously in general. For example: even if she was a real girl and even if she was interested in you and even if she did swipe right and match, she might never respond to any message you send because: A) changed her mind B) Never cared about meeting guys anyway LOL ids jus a game C) "Just here for dad jokes and dog pics!"
Women are absolutely vile, they should be banned from the app for this sort of feckless absent-minded behaviour, but I guess Tinder knows that if they did this there wouldn't be any girls left on the app.
What is wrong with them? Are most female users really such toxic people? No, you're not entitled to a response, but if she lost interest why wouldn't she just un-match you?
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>what do you wanna do on the bed anon~
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>>38085345
I would take a shit on him
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>>38085345
>>what do you wanna do on the bed anon~
Beat the shit out of you, faggot.
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>>38085371
>beat the shit in your asshole into a frothy cumlube mixture until it drips out of you
FTFY
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Early things in school that made you realize you were a robot 2017-07-01 09:10:25 Post No.38085342
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Early things in school that made you realize you were a robot
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Does anybody remember these fucking things?
I always HATED these prompts because I never had anything to write.
I always had to make up shit that sounded even more autistic than what I actually did.
Anybody else have stories related to this stuff or school in general?
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>>38085342
I hated talking about anything ive done or even worse, about myself specifically cause theres not much to talk about
only normies or well practised robots can do these
the absolute worst out of everything ever is those "icebreaker" type activities
>anon tell me 2 truths and 1 lie about yourself! :)
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>>38085542
Nowadays I would probably say some messed up shit for this on purpose
>tell me 2 truths and 1 lie about yourself! :)
>I killed a man
>I like brussel sprouts
>I masturbate to huge tits
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>>38085614
how did you kill him anon?
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What's more depressing than not being attractive to the opposite sex 2017-07-01 06:16:59 Post No.38085122
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What's more depressing than not being attractive to the opposite sex
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It's brutal af. Think about it for a second the thing you're wired to do to continue your species and you fucking fail at it. How can half the male population NOT feel existential dread and depression over these 2 basic laws of reality:
1.) You are suppose to be attractive so you can attract mates spread your genes
2.) You aren't attractive enough to spread your genes with anything decent looking
Like how can the male species copecel on so hard?
I want to jump off a building everyday because I know the girls I find attractive don't even see me good enough to be an LTR cuck. And I'm not even a standardcel either.
This is probably the same way really masculine looking ogre looking ugly girls feel. But girls at least can looksmax their bodies and make themselves appealing. With males its all your face and skull, with girls its mostly soft features so they can surgery max easily either
If I don't look decent enough for a 5+ girl by the time I reach 10% bf while gymcelling idk what I'm going to do.
Your life really is written in skull and bone
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>>38085122
>be autistic lazy loser
>god-tier genetics
>9/10 facial aesthetics
>8 inch dick
>never, ever had a problem with women ever in my life
If I were ugly or even average i'd be a complete friendless virgin loser.
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>>38085124
How is this not related to politcs.
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>funny movie
Srpski film
pure kino
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>>38085193
Kek
good one anon
looks like i have nothing to do tonight
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>>38085099
this girl is qt personified
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How many dates do you need to go on before it's acceptable to hold hands?
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>>38085098
>he wants to hold hands
degenerate
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>>38085098
approximately zero
if she doesn't want to hold hands with you it's best to cut your losses
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>>38085267
I mean this might be a trick question since some girls will make out with you or give yu the succ or totally have sex before they're ready to hold hands.
Holding hands is some "this is a real relationship" intimacy shit, especially holding hands in public.
As a cyborg, I would say maybe two or three.
Then there's the flipside of traditional girls who will hold hands on the first date and won't put out after like weeks.
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What is your ideal partner like?
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I DEMAND somebody be my gf right fucking now
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>>38085365
Wow you have pretty shit tier stats. Did you try re-rolling? I hear it helps.
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Someone? Anyone? oryginalnosciowo
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>anon, we've been dating for a few months and so I feel comfortable asking you this, would you be okay if Sophie joined us in bed tonight?
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What the fuck? Is this what white people say to each other at night? Im sleeping on the couch I don't want to roll over and kill her
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>>38085069
No, loli-chan, I don't want to share a bed with your old roastie mom!
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>>38085253
well memed my friend
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Which Sabrina was cuter and sexier? Left or right?
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Right obviously. Oh wait, this is /r9k/ so the left
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She was one of my crushes when I was a kid. I obviously was a lonely kid starved for interaction I would never get, so it was just natural I would get in love with the first drawing of a cute girl like her.
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Bottom left and top right is top tier choice here.
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NERDS DON'T GET VIRGINS 2017-07-01 08:53:10 Post No.38084993
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How does it feel to know that the girl you are crushing on has not only had gallons of cum on her face but also hundreds of bugs on her soles? You will not be able to enjoy any part of a woman's body ever because it has all been tainted. Even her dog has licked her pussy and fingers more intimately than you. You'll never have a pure virgin gf.I'm a girl btw. Fuck you, you loser virgins
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>>38084993
I'm a girl too. /r9k/ btfo!
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I'm not a virgin I just come here because I hate women and have no real direction in life and low self esteem.
putting bugs on your feet is autistic
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if you are still at the point where you have crushes you are not a robot
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>"Follow me, white boy. I got something to show you in the bedroom...."
What do you do?
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>>38084838
>I'm clearly brown-skinned you stupid bitch
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>>38084838
Avoid kisses on the mouth and put on two condoms
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>>38084838
stop making these fucking retarded what do you do threads