NERDS DON'T GET VIRGINS

>>38084993
I'm a girl too. /r9k/ btfo!

I'm not a virgin I just come here because I hate women and have no real direction in life and low self esteem.

putting bugs on your feet is autistic

if you are still at the point where you have crushes you are not a robot

>>38084993
I'm also a girl, is this now a fembot thread
OMG GIRLS YASSSSS

>>38084993
Well, I was a virgin before I lost my virginity to my gf who was a virgin as well. I'm a pretty nerdy guy too, I mean, I own anime figures. So I'd say you're wrong.

Who gives a shit

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>>38084993
I don't understand the point of this thread. Is this some sort of bug fetish thread?

>>38084993
hehe nice try you 40 years old virgin fag

Fembot here. There's nothing more I want than for robots to fuck my holes! Please, anons! I need it!

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>>38084993
We all know your just a 40 year old man trying to pick on us robots. If your actually a girl, Get a better hobby instead of making shit threads like these.

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>>38084993
I've had sex with virgins, non-virgin, and total sluts - and virgins are the worst.

There is literally no benefit to dating or having sex with a virgin girl. I don't get why it's suc a hot meme here.... probably because virgin males are insecure about performing well during sex with a girl who's experienced it at least once before. They want a girl who's too oblivious to know that they're bad at sex I think.

I'm a robot who made an OKC. I got lucky with a virgin. Unfortunately we didn't last past 2 dates..

>>38085102
Then teleport here pls.

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>>38084993
pic is very related anoneone

>>38085318
Oh god, all this anti-woman propaganda is getting to my head. I wish it wasn't so believable.

>>38085318
I was confused for a second because I thought one of the girls was hanging out with her gay bff who was also one of the guys on the left side of the comic, just without his glasses on.

>>38085368
>anti-woman propaganda

Is it?

I see it as "don't be a fucking nerd that gets skinny and/or fat".

Having a career is great but don't neglect your body. Of course women won't fuck you if you're gross.

>>38085318
BRO, please tell me where you find these comics!!! They make me laugh I want to know is their like a website that has these??

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>>38085400
quit typing like that you weird faggot

>>38085422
Tell me why you have a man saved in your file images though? Faggot

>>38085386
Are you sure that's the message of the illustration? It seemed to convey that women care much more about physical appearance, especially dick size, rather than anything else.

>>38085191
The reason it's desirable is because women who have fewer sexual partners tend to have more stable relationships and happier relationships. They're also the most desirable because no one can have them or at least only one person can have them at MAXIMUM PURITY.

Girls who aren't sluts just make the most sense for relationships. Not to say men don't like sluts, but we only like sluts because of the pump and dump and possibly better sex.

If you want a LTR with a virgin it's not like they can't become more experienced at sex.

>>38085447
>It seemed to convey that women care much more about physical appearance, especially dick size, rather than anything else.

You say this as you're posting in the "toastie roastie ree get out" board.

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>>38084993
>nerds don't get virgins
This used to be true but not anymore. "Nerds" as a social group have been overtaken by normies who play regular AAA video games, watch Big Bang Theory and Doctor Who, and use Reddit. They do these things and say "Wow, I'm such a nerd xD" without suffering any of the consequences actual nerds used to suffer like social ostracisation and it has now become trendy and quirky to call yourself a nerd, which is why Robots on /r9k/ rarely refer to themselves as nerds unironically.

failed cyborg here, let me tell you, sex will mean nothing to you folks, cause, you are searching for lolve that just isn't there for you, I've fucked a lot of women, but they were all whores, so everytime I felt empty inside after the act, it is love we are all missing, not sex, sex will solve none of our problems

>>38084993

I have a foot fetish but that pic on the right is fucking disgusting.

>>38084993
But I am a Muslim and I plan to marry a qt virgin Syrian refugee girl.

>>38085459
>fewer sexual partners

Exactly that. Fewer. Not none.

If you're dating a virgin who is saving herself for the perfect man, she's not going to have sex with you because you're a frogposter. it's the virgin paradox. Robots want a 10/10 girl who turns down Chad and Jamal and somehow think that they're the ones who's going to have sex with her for the first time.

The relationship will likely end with her calling you a sex pervert who puts too much pressure on her and you're going to painfully walk away with a prostate the size of an eggplant and balls the size of grapefuits and beat off in the shrubs just outside her house out of sexual frustration.


If you DO somehow convince or trick her into having sex with you, not only is the sex bad but then you will be the most horrible person in her world when you break up with her.

>>38084993
If you want a virgin wife, your best chances are to become religious and marry someone with equal or more money than you. If you want sex with good looking people, best bet is to travel a lot and pay for it. If you want a girlfriend so you can feel better about yourself, then you need to go volunteer and help those worse off than you.

>>38085459
>The reason it's desirable is because women who have fewer sexual partners tend to have more stable relationships and happier relationships. They're also the most desirable because no one can have them or at least only one person can have them at MAXIMUM PURITY.
Also, you dont want to pay or commit to something that everyone else got for free.

Plus, interactions with a bunch of eskimo brothers would be really awkward. Like you are talking directly to a guy who fucked the shit out of your wife. Like wtf.

>>38085386
No kek

Stacy find avg looking stem student as repulsive, you can often see this kind of disgust on her face.

She spend her youth and uni years fucking chads, on cock carousel. Some of them manage to seduce rich chad and get preggo with him.

Less attractive staciesa and those who were unlucky after certain point in life, usually before age of 30 realise that soon train of time is going to hit them and its the last moment to get a comfy life.

So the find looser beta stem student that will bring all money home. Beta cuck stem is very easy to control with pussy.
>Do what I want and you can fuck me one a week
>Do something that I do not want and I will have 4months long period with no access to my body.

>>38085487
Normies dont get virgins. They get sluts, since normie girls are sluts. Even Chad has to marry sluts, except they are hotter

Autistic Indian and Muslim nerds still get virgins from arranged marriages. White nerds are SOL tho

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>>38085620
If normies, chads, and robots don't get virgins, then how do the virgins become sluts in the first place?

>>38085617
>Less attractive stacies
Those are just roasties

Stacies are explicitly hot roasties (just like Chad is a hot normie)

>>38085592
What costs more?

A. Year of lifting weights, reading SS carefully so you don't hurt yourself and recording yourself multiple times to post on /fit/. Another half a year dieting down and hoping you made some progress. Reading PUA books while trying to filter the advice so you act natural. Probably sperging out multiple times and ruining your reputation at your local church, bookstore, gym, cafe, etc. Finding out the girl you finally picked up isn't even a virgin.

B.
Working to make 500 bucks. Paying 500 bucks to some whore. Fucking the whore.

>>38085644
They lose it in high school. Once Chad is old enough to marry, he is no longer allowed to fuck teen virgins, much less marry them. He has to settle for slutty stacies who at least have the saving grace of still being hot as fuck.


To bad feminism made it illegal for men to marry teenagers. They successfully brainwashed normies into thinking that older men fucking teens is evil and wrong, when in fact it was the norm in patriarchal societies

>>38085549
How will the sex be bad when all she has to do is not bite (unless you're into that) and moan? If you're talking about blind leading the blind (virgins fucking virgins) I'll agree then.

>>38085549
My point was simply that the fewer sexual partners you've had the more desirable you are as a female.

If you're male it's reversed but slightly less important I think.

>Guy that's fucked 30 bitches
>more desirable
Probably pretty hot

>Girl that's fucked 30 dudes
>undesirable
Low standards and probably not hot

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>Guy that's fucked 1 bitch
>less desirable
Probably has something wrong with him

>Girl that's only fucked 1 guy
>more desirable
Probably has higher standards and takes finding the right guy seriously


I'm a 20 year old virgin dude. /r9k/ tells me I look like a Chad and always tells me I'm either hot or cute. I know there's something wrong with me and I've realized that this place has really low standards for hot.

>>38085675
>Year of lifting weights, reading SS carefully so you don't hurt yourself and recording yourself multiple times to post on /fit/. Another half a year dieting down and hoping you made some progress. Reading PUA books while trying to filter the advice so you act natural. Probably sperging out multiple times and ruining your reputation at your local church, bookstore, gym, cafe, etc. Finding out the girl you finally picked up isn't even a virgin.
That stuff comes naturally to Chad and many normies anyway, so its practically free for them

For autists like us, that shit is hard, but its not like that for everyone else tho.

>Working to make 500 bucks. Paying 500 bucks to some whore. Fucking the whore.
Thats 500 bucks for a single lay. Complete ripoff. 50 bucks is much more reasonable for a single lay and would be on par with what normies generally spend on "free" sex anyway (in terms of time and money spent chasing pussy).

>>38085691
>How will the sex be bad when all she has to do

stopped reading right there.

Once you have sex a couple of times with a couple of girls, the dead starfish is absolutely digusting.

>>38085691
Most of us have watched porn, so we know the basics of fucking. Plus, most people married as virgins in the saner past, so its not like its the end of the world or anything

>>38085675
Jesus man, I've never done any PUA shit or gone to a gym or ruined my reputation at my local church (?), and I still managed to hook up with virgins.


You're really way overthinking and over-complicating the whole process

>>38085732
Well then what gets you off sir? What else must she do? Should be intriguing.

>>38085723
Many sluts are hot these days. Its not like in the past were most sluts were ugly or insane. Now that its acceptable by society to be a slut, hot and normal girls are dtf as well

>>38085751
>Most of us have watched porn, so we know the basics of fucking.

"I've watched Jackie Chan movies, so I know how to fight"

>going to lose my virginity sometime in the next 24 hours

i'm excited

>>38085675
>Reading PUA
Don't fall for their bullshit

>Fucking the whore
There is much more to relationships than sex

Idiot

>>38085620
>Autistic Indian and Muslim nerds still get virgins from arranged marriages.

Very true. That trend is slowly fading away though. Premarital sex pretty common in some Muslim countries.

>>38085732
Nah, you just have low sex drive.

Only low test liberals think sex can be bad or boring, which is why they are degenerates, since normal sex doesnt satisfy them

>>38085617
I can tell by your hastily-typed string of words in broken English that you've never talked to a girl in real life, but you believe those comics to be the word of God.

>>38085780
Without sex, a relationship is a friendship.

>>38085778
He's correct to an extent. Unless you want to please your woman, all guys have to do is thrust a wet hole.

>>38084993
Bugs and dogs aren't potential genetic threats (we can't be cucked by them). Another man is. Do you understand how sexual instinct works.

>>38085691
She would just lay on the bed like a log with a hole in it. That would liyerally be indistinguishable from masturbation.

>>38085777
This second half was meant for you.
>>38085840

>>38085803
How many times have you had sex?

Is it zero?

Sex is like riding a rollercoaster. Riding one the first time is great, but if it's always the same thing over and over it does get boring over time.

Or like anything else in life. Imagine having to play the same level of a video game. You'd be wanting to play another level or another video game pretty fucking quick enough. Listening to the same song, eating the same meal everyday, etc.

"normal sex" is more than just vanilla missionary.

>>38085761
I hope you at least follow what I'm saying. Doing retarded PUA shit at your local church will ruin your reputation. Also, if you browse /fit/ for a day, you'll quickly see where I got all this.

>>38085855
That's what sex is. An upgraded version of masturbation with more wetness.

>>38085777
Sex is only as hard as you make it out to be. Not like fighting.

Sex is only hard for low t faggots

>>38085790
I am glad Iraq and Syria have become shitholes. Unchecked Westernization due to increased standards of living are ruining the middle east.

Even then, Muslim men are not cucked enough to marry a non-virgin. So those sluts are ruining their chances of marriage- white sluts get away with being sluts because there are tons of clueless white betas ready to marry them- not the case with Muslims

>>38085856
>>38085840

"All I have to do in a fight is swing my fists around"

>>38085840
>Without sex, a relationship is a friendship.
True, but sex is much better with someone you love

>>38085776
I guess you're right. Why is it women don't want to raise a family or find a guy that is handsome and stable?

They all just think they can fuck Chad forever. I imagine they're going to regret being sluts once they realize that looks fade pretty fast.

>>38085893
What else must a guy do? Once he gets his, sex is over.
>>38085903
I agree wholeheartedly.

>>38085870
>Riding one the first time is great, but if it's always the same thing over and over it does get boring over time.
And thats how I can tell you are a liberal.

Sex is not boring except for low t liberals. Religious men dont mind fucking their wives over and over again since they are just so horny that they dgaf about muh interesting and variable sex.

Is a 23 year old girl who has had 3 sexual partners in good shape?

>>38085728
You can either save money or make more money. And it looks to me that the path to save money isn't as clear-cut as the path to make money. So making more money would be the logical option.

>>38085907
You do realize that Staceys marry Chads, right? They don't actually jump on Beta Billy to be in a married relationship with him.

The whole shtick with memes and cartoons like >>38085318 is some next-level sour-grapes. It smells like MGTOW reddit shit.

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>>38085940
religious men also look up BBC cuck porn and molest little boys.

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>>38085944
>less than 50% chance of divorce before 10 years

Not when it comes to long term marriage stability

>>38085969
You know Chad doesn't marry? Or are you bullshiting? Also what's MGTOW?

>>38085937
Sex, even for a guy, is more enjoyable when you do more than just the bare minimum. Like anything else in life.

>>38085440
That's not a man that's a golden god - Dennis Reynolds

>>38085907
>Why is it women don't want to raise a family or find a guy that is handsome and stable?
Because Industrial Society and Capitalism has convinced women it is much better to slave away for your career than to have familial commitments.

Which is why I say that the biggest retards are traditionalists/redpillers who support traditional gender roles while supporting capitalism and modernity

Also read "Industrial Society and its Future" for more on this

>They all just think they can fuck Chad forever. I imagine they're going to regret being sluts once they realize that looks fade pretty fast.
Well, age reversal tech is on the horizon, so they may be able to stay young indefinately (maybe, I dont know how such tech would actually play out). Plus MILFs/cougars have been memed pretty hard by porn and society, so plenty of guys think women are hot well into their 60's

>>38085903
Then why don't people back up their "love" with a marriage? Oh that's right, because they're lying to themselves to ward off the emptiness of their lifestyles.

>>38086011
>what's MGTOW
lurk more

>>38084993
>You do realize that Staceys marry Chads
No shit

The point is that most every girl seems to think she should just fuck chad regardless

Chad marries Stacy, but he's also fucked all the other women.

t. salty virgin

>>38085955
If making money is so easy, why are their poor people?

>>38085999
Those are just Catholics, man. The Priesthood has just been a place were parents dump their closetcase kids so they wont have to deal with them

>>38086060
Because society has become immoral

>>38086020
I'm serious. I personally leave once I get my rocks off. How about you?

>>38086011
>You know Chad doesn't marry?
Some do. Including sex symbol celebs who get fucked over by divorce (eg Johnny Depp, Brendan Fraser, Brad Pitt, etc)

>>38086063
I don't know what MGTOW means. Why can't just I get an explanation?

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>>38086011
>Chad doesn't marry?

[citation needed]

>Also what's MGTOW?

pic related.
Men Going Their Own Way.

the mirror image of tumblr. moist neckbeards who think that they're btfo the roasties by "going" celibate "by choice" and then being mad at women online.

>>38086135
Literally google it you faggot

>>38086120
I'd say they lost their Chad status once they finalized their marriages. Leonardo is probably the closest I'd say to Chad in Hollywood but that's just my opinion.

>>38086135
Men Going Their Own Way. Guys who give up on finding relationships with women, since LTR's are a scam in Western liberal societies. They may still fuck girls casually if they have the game to do so

>>38086103
I know you do, hookers charge by the hour after all huh?

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>>38084993
Mute block

>>38086100
Checked. Do you think those poor people are more worried about girl problems or how to pay their rent?

>>38086152
Its not just neckbears, some Chads also are MGTOW because they dont need to marry in order to fuck

This >>38086078 was meant for >>38085969

Original comment

>>38086152
>[citation needed]
I'll refer you to my post here about Leonardo but it's just personal opinion anyway. Once man is married he is no longer Chad I think. >>38086166

>>38086173
I'm not hearing what you do after you get your nut my man. Let's talk about you. What use does a man have for a woman after he is finished with her holes?

>>38086204
>Chads also are MGTOW

haha absolutely not

every single last MGTOW is some sort of beta. At most you might get not-totally-ugly STEM fags who spend too much time on reddit, those are the alphas of MGTOW.

Yo somebody explain the pic is it really a fetish? The left pic is ok but the right is....

>>38086258
You sound like one of those "men are better women than women" closet homos desu.

>>38086279
I think MGTOW is a stupid cult formed around a good idea - not marrying because the chances of losing a lot of money in a divorce is too high.

And I'm sure there are a bunch of Chads that have refused to marry.

>>38086311
I'm being completely honest. I want to know in full detail how a man is to please a woman after they have ejaculated. Don't you just leave?

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>>38085969
Do you think that there is a chad for ever stacy?

Some chads can wait with marriage to age of 35-40.

Women after age of 30 are getting old very fast in term of ferility, after age of 35 chances for failed pregnacy or kid with genetic problems are going high.

Women are gettting desperate after certain age and some of them realize that they are not going to marry dreamed prince.

The funnies part of this situtation is fact that a gril that during her uni years was fucking random guys in pub toilet now is waiting to few weeks or months in realationship with sex. While few years ago random tyrone could fuck her pussy without question now some poor beta will have to prove that he is worth enough to see vagoo.

kek

>>38086340
>And I'm sure there are a bunch of Chads that have refused to marry.

Sure, but not because they're MGTOW.

>>38086384
Did you run this through google translate 3 or 4 times? god damn

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>>38084993
I actually took a girl's virginity about a week or two ago. She was a total normie too, she wasn't nerdy or autistic at all. /r9k/ is surprisingly wrong about most of life, though I guess that would be more unsurprising to most people.

>>38086630
I have fluent on my H1B from mombai, do not offence my intelligence, its how we speak english where I am from.

>>38084993
>has not only had gallons of cum on her face
>but also hundreds of bugs on her soles?

Those two are not even remotely comparable

Also, here is the fallacy in your rant: everyone can get a hooker and have the exactly same experience they would get from a regular non-virgin.

>>38084993
How does it feel knowing the first man you had sex with didn't want to have children with you? Along with the subsequent others. How does it feel knowing the man you settle down with to have children will always think you are tainted?

>>38084993
>I'm a girl btw. Fuck you, you loser virgins

Yeah, I sure believe that one. Women always talk about dogs licking their pussies. kek.

Lots of virgin girls want virgin men. It's safer and more intimate.