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Where do I find some girls to say mean things about my dick?
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In public. Just wear spandex everywhere.
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>tfw no gf that loves you alot but bullies you because she knows you like it
J U S T
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>>38249590
Will the pull my pants down, laugh at my dick and then kick me in the balls?
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Hi robots, i have a favour to ask...
Can you please send vocaroos of you getting off? My fetish is the sound of male masturbation but the idea of it being robots gets me even more hot and bothered. Thank you...
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Are you a man or a woman? Because I don't think guys (I wouldn't know about women) make sounds when masturbating. I certainly don't.
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>>38249470
Oh.. so even grunts in porn is faked much like how females do in porn?female
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>>38249405what's in it for us? originalo
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>Playing Jenga with an architect
>Playing Monopoly with a business major
>Playing Operation with Pre-meds
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>playing memes with a frogposter
chin up bud
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>>38249366
I've got more where that came from
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>>38249354
>playing chicken with /r9k/
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Post dreams that stuck with you for whatever reason, whether they be disturbing or pleasant. Here's one I had last night.
>Dreamed I was friends with this wooden pinocchio-like character
>At some point I get the idea to cut off his hands for some reason
>Dream shows an image of some cartoon guy with a red hat and blue overalls that was supposed to represent pinocchio, with the dream showing this same cartoon guy frowning and crying when it showed his hands being cut off
>Scene cuts to this really bad burn victim with no ears or nose, wearing a grey hoodie and 2 beanies, walking around the city
>For whatever reason in my mind I figured out that this was the new pinocchio
>Scene cuts to him sitting in front of me at a table and angrily talking about how he hates what I did to him, and how his skin always burns
>Notice that he has his real hands, albeit severely burned like the rest of him
>I pull out a bowl of mineral water and place it in front of him
>He sticks his hands in the water and it's like instant relief for him, and he seems to relax as steam slowly rises from the bowl
>Don't remember much after that, except that I rode bikes with Michelle and Flash from Spider-Man: Homecoming (I had seen it yesterday with a friend) and that I didn't see pinocchio again after that
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>>38249348
When I was 4 or 5 I had a dream where a giant fat naked version of my grandma was chasing me in some massive giant wooden attic.
This wasn't a funny dream she was a demonic horror version of herself along with being giant and fat and naked and I had to hide from her and shit.
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>>38249385
...how sure are you that this was a dream?
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>around 8 years old
>dream that I'm walking down the road by my apartment
>dad is literally a wizard
>he stands in front of me
>summons traffic light
>starts telling me about his wizard powers
>look up
>theres this big star in the sky (not sun)
>it's daylight
>star gives me candy
>keep looking at star as I leave, looking at it on the ride to school, felt like a long time
>wake up
>can't stop thinking about star
>go to school
>think about star for rest of day
That star legitimately felt like my best and only friend, love you starbro
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Where do i find a fembot who is willing to be platonic friends with me
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Anywhere? Finding people with like minded interests isn't that hard.
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>>38249340
>talking to girls isn't hard
>finding autistic robot girls isn't hard
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>>38249303
Now do you mean an actual platonic relationship or a "platonic" relationship where you'll hold out for the hope of it becoming more?
If its just a plain platonic relationship just talk to a girl who shares your hobbies or interests. If you don't go out to a specific place for this go to forums specifically for those hobbies or interests to attempt to meet them.
The rest is up to you being socially aware enough not to scare them off and I can't help you there.
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How autistic are you /r9k/?
>don't like to maintain constant eye contant when talking to someone
>struggle getting words out of my mouth when meeting a new person and it only makes it worse when my heartrate increases because of it
>can't express my personality that well to other people and come out to be a really boring person that no one wants to be with
>sit all day on computer lurking and fapping because too afraid to get a job (would probably spill spaghetti at interview anyways)
and one time I found a dead rabbit outside my window so I tried to fuck it's rabbit pucci but of course with a condom...didnt go too far with that. Cried myself to sleep that day desu.
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>>38249254
i tried the peanut butter and dog licking it off if your dick meme, my dog always ate it's poop but i always smelt like shit anyways, i am a lot like you too
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>>38249254
>trying to fuck a dead rabbits pussy
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>>38249254
>tried to fuck it's rabbit pucci
pics or it didn't happen
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Unironically, are JRPG's for virgins?
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Don't be afraid to answer now guys. I know this may be difficult for you.
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Maybe but they're pretty comfy desu originie.
Emulating Final Fantasy IV and VI on a cosy evening always pleases me. Was planning on playing the English translation of the original Corpse Party later on.
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That feel when there are only three Fire Emblem games for the Game Boy Advance and I've played them all to death...
The others just aren't as good.
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/comfy/: Part II
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>ITT: post relaxing photography, art, music, and most importantly relax and chat
So how's your night so far robots?
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Link to first thread
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>Some songs to start you off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtyIVRkGjXo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wu_t7hAe_8
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>>38249197
thanks senpai, first time dropping in
listened to this on loop all night, it just soothes me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eLARwNIjDY
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How many of you come here just to laughs at robots' feels and bitching about their misreable life? Don't get me wrong, I can relate to many things being written here, but often it's just so over the top, that I can't help myself laughing.
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quite the disgusting human being you are
i wonder how god feels about filth like you who laugh at the dying of the soul from your high horse
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>>38249210
But I'm a dying soul myself, and also many people laughed about my own misery straight into my face, I quess I've became too cynical after all the shit treatment I got so even my own misery is just a lauhing matter to me.
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"Edgy 12 year old stays up past his bedtime" The thread
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>just lay down hun
>where do you want me?
>sitting on your face?
>you dirty boy
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i hope that's a boy desu senpai famalam
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>>38249198
The day boys look like that human evolution ends
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>>38249267
ive seen a boy with an ass like that, though it didnt turn me on as much as i thought in the end. he was a real good sucker but the feminine looks ruined it, i guess im just into more masculine dudes
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Any Americans up at 4 am? Look to your east. WTF is that huge star?
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>>38249102
huh? What the fuck? I'm lookin this shit up.
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canadafag here, it was here like 10 min ago, but i think the earth rotated and now its gone but i doubt it, must be a cloud
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TURN ON CNN HOLY SHI-
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Who else /cigarettesaftersex/ here?
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"I know you're leaving baby~ the birds are flying south"
>inb4 le normie get out XD!
This is the saddest and best fucking music ever and if you think otherwise you are a sad sack of shit with literally zero good music taste
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le normie get out XD!
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>>38249094
I'm a firefighter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYARiZkyK8Y
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>>38249094
>flavor of the week hipster garbage with le edgy ironic name no one will remember in a month
no
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I'm starting to get tired of being a leech. What jobs would be easy for a socially anxious loser with no skills?
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>>38249074
A prostitute or garbage man.
They both give out great pay
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Pretty much any kind of overnight job. Night stocker at a grocery store, night watch guard (not really sure how much training somebody needs for that), night shift at convenience store, overnight at a hotel, etc.
I do my shopping at Walmart at 2-3 in the morning sometimes and I see a few dudes stocking shelves and throwing out boxes. They don't speak to each other, they just have their headphones on and fulfill their mindless duties.
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>>38249180
I'm sure it varies a lot but do employers generally let you choose to work overnight shifts rather than daytime shifts?
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"wow im so depressive i have social anxiety normie btw"
Is depression becoming a fucking trend now?
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>>38248986
i don't know it's hard to tell when you post about it
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>>38248986
Every single roastie bitch "anxiety and drepression" mainly an excuse because lazy "I can't do that cuz I'll have an anxiety attack" all think they have "depression" Because yes , life fucking sucks, but get the fuck over it like the rest of us I really wish I could just die , and I never want to get out of bed either but don't gotta be a bitch about it, just do it.
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>>38248986
>Is depression becoming a fucking trend now?
It's very fashionable to be depressed during the Trump presidency.
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Are you all guys getting gay?
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everyones getting brainwashed by porn
sheep
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>>38248974
/lgbt/ is leaking
originalolo
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its a coping mechanism
they just find traps to be attainable