What would you do if you could easily keep your dick flaccid while feeling as horny as possible?
I find that kind of a bizarre question OP. I'm not even sure what kind of possibilities that situation would entail.
Come on guys.
I know you have ideas.
I would awkwardly try to touch a hooker after paying 200 bucks
>you will never be in a romantic relationship with your childhood friend who you've watched develop into a mature and beautiful women over the years and have always been close to
this is so many men
>tfw i was a beautiful young girl but i'm even more beautifuler and better than ever and i bet they are so proud because i'm the best!
*woman
I didn't mean to use the plural, god fucking damn it. Just end my stupid life.
>>38280989
What did Anon mean by this?
>>38281005
it means i, as a girl, thought about op's thought before
like they loved me and i was the coolest kid ever as a child, but i'm now even cooler but still cool than before and i bet they're so proud bc i became a thousand million times even beautifuler yknow?
>ywn be a Serb riding through Krajina on a T-72
>>38280847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9-mYg5VDzQ
>starts playing
>ywn be a serb who hangs out at a wholesome kolo dance club on weekends
>>38280857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XmG608I0FA
This is now a Serb war music thread
Every day someone makes a thread here about how you have to leave /r9k/ because of how toxic it is. But it's actually nothing compared to how vile nu/shit/ is. Nu/garbage/ was populated by /r9k/ and /v/ after gaymercancer, so it has the same user "type", but now it's also overflowing with lying fucks who do nothing but post fake right wing news propaganda that is disprovable with a 10 second google search. It's like an insane asylum where everyone is also severely mentally retarded. I just can't go there anymore. The oppressive weight of the lies and stupidity there just fucking strains my brain to even see at this point.
>>38280758
I agree, I was one of the posters from /new/ since /pol/'s beginning, and it's completely gone down the shitter. Never do they talk about the elite ruling the world and the jews ruining white countries, it's all "LE DONALD GENERALE!!! PRAISE KEK! TOP KIKKITY KEKKLES MY EBIN KEKISTANI! REEEE NORMIES GET OUT OF MY BOARD! XD." /pol/ is dead, and /v/ is getting to the point where it's also becoming shit, but not quite yet. The effects of gamergate seemed to have worn off from /v/ but with the new surge of summerfags it's getting bad. Every fucking thread devolves into a console war thread, a completely off topic from video games thread, or "le go back to /pol/ dumb bigot!" he says as he posts pepe for the 46th time today. /r9k/, /pol/ and soon /v/ will be dead, and 4chan will die with it if we don't get rid of the newfags somehow or force them to go to newfag college boards like /b/ or get banned for newfaggotry.
>he takes the politics meme seriously
>he doesn't realize this was just the logical progression of the meme
it's no different than getting mad at someone for posting doge
>>38280758
I know. They're mentally ill and cognitively dissonant. The disparity between intelligence levels shocked me coming from /pol/ to here.
/pol/s favorite line: that's different though.
Pol: fuck jews! Day of the rope now!
Me: Trump's family and cabinet are jewish bankers.
Pol: that's different tho.
Pol: the left wing uses paid protesters!
Me: source? Meanwhile here's Alex Jones paying protesters. https://youtu.be/gI9_O1Qn3XY
Pol: that's different tho.
Pol: fuck muslims and fuck Israel.
Me: "our greatest allies" "saudi peacekeepers."
Pol: shill! Cuck!
http://www.muskingum.edu/~bandm/107_19/meg.html
Why, you ask, does it suck? Well, have a seat. I will enlighten you.
>1. Childbirth
>2. We give up our last names.
>3. Periods.
>4. Birth Control.
>5. Promiscuity. (guys can sleep with multiple girls but if a girl does the same she's a slut)
>6. Unequal pay. (females make less for every dollar a male makes)
>7. Makeup (time consuming, expensive, unecessary)
>8. Shoes (men must have invented female shoes; a woman wouldn't voluntarily give herself scoliosis.)
>9. Pants and pants size (It's completely arbitrary)
>10. Everything PMS-related
>11. Assertion of an opinion (anytime we get forceful, we're either a bitch or a feminist)
>12. Mechanics think we're idiots (as if I don't know how to fill up a car)
>13. Bodily functions (girls can't *in hell* fart or burp)
>14. Harder to lose weight
>15. Shaving.
>16. Swimsuits (they're too expensive)
>>38280669
That's very hard. Make sure to put mayo on my sammich.
>>38280669
serves you right roast
>wagegap meme
Nice bait, stopped reading there, saged.
For me it's my dream of commissioning into the military. I'm two years away from a Bachelors and I'm already burnt out on college.
>>38280636
Politics. Sir Oswald Moseley speaches
>>38280636
gene editing. It's the only reason I'm trying to become wealthy and stay alive
>>38280636
Shipping out to BCT late next month. That's all I've got pretty much.
Ban women from /r9k/ already, is the only way to stop the cancer
>>38280601
>Ban women from /r9k/ already, is the only way to stop the cancer
honestly I agree
mentioning you are a girl (female) should be a ban. Women who don't do this are fine.
mods will never do it though
You're going to make people confirm their gender with a literal Penis Inspection Day?
There is a minority of women who post without telling everybody they're female.
Ban the ones who say that they're female just for attention.
>>38280601
how about you ban all the pathetic faggots that spam women and give them attention at the slightest mention they're a woman instead. They only come here because they get attention from attention starved betas who put vaginas on a pedestal and treat them like they're some sort of god because they have a vagina.
I'd like to have some casual talk here, please.
I feel like I'm gonna crumble.
What do you want to talk about m8?
>>38280583
How is it going anonymous?
>>38280638
Just some small chit-chat. Topic doesn't matter
>Saw a Mexican loli In the bathroom, then a grown-up shows up
Why is that a high-stress situation OP?
stop referring to weird life people as lolis it creeps me out almost as much as the pedophilia does
>>38280524
>bathroom at restaurant
>scanning area for open latrine mac style
>lock eyes with kid peeing at urinal
>feel creepy rest of meal
How do the Japanese feel about black people? I might try and live there for a while.
>>38280466
>How do the Japanese feel about black people? I might try and live there for a while.
they love black people
just don't go to okinawa, they hate black people
>>38280466
Cool as individuals, horrible as a group.
So reverse Asians.
There are Japanese people who wish they were black and they think it's cool. So you could go chill with them and get a lot of dark Japanese pussy.
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>>38280462
Pussyslayer
Amorphous
Understanding
Larper
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Aggrandized
Respected
Tyrannical
Enigmatic
Materialistic
Isolated
Serpentine
Who else here /wontgiveup/?
>still hopeful about women in general, realize many are bad and not worth the trouble but still feel like a good number of them aren't terrible
>still hopeful that I can get along well with normies and learn to adjust to their way of thinking or at least cohabitate with them
>still hopeful that one day, even if I'm not crazy successful, I can lead a happy life
The world may suck but I won't let the motherfucker take me down
im gonna blow up and act like i dont know nobody
also build michael angelo's david out of heroin and od
There are some gems of people around, but you either search them out at your own risk or you avoid even the chance of finding them.
>>38280446
I can't give up, because my brain always strives to do whatever will make me happy, and giving up won't make me happy.
Even if I have to play life on hard mode, I'll just have to survive it somehow.
REAL MEN don't know how hard it is to get your butt plug in for the first time.
That's correct. I'm not a sissy homo fagboy and I have no idea how hard it is.
>it makes you manly to take something up the ass
no, painful things that you are forced to do make you manly. Putting something up your ass is entirely optional in life and therefore doesn't make you manly, it makes you gay.
>>38280478
so you are a real man then?
>tfw aunt and uncle are staying at my house.
>tfw have to hibernate in my room because I'm too scared to go out
>tfw just built a gaming pc but now I can't use it because it's in my office and I'll have to go out of my room.
I'm stocked up on enough food and water and snacks to last me about 5 days. What the hell do I do while in stuck in my room? I have a Ps4 a smartphone and an ipad in my room. I also have a bathroom attached so I'll never have to leave.
>>38280426
are you hikki? man up for 10 minutes and go get your gaming rig. also try just saying hi and making small talk. to your family lol
Why not go late at night to get it?
>>38280642
I wake up really early everyday so I'll be tired at night. I'm also scared someone will hear me.
why dont you watch real social dynamics and change your life?
you dont want to change your life you want to be pathetic all your life
>>38280388
hmm r9k?
normies, chads and stacies are repulsive people, shallow and hollow, too narcissistic and self centered and emotional affective to be interesting or even fun
i prefer animals desu
because it sounds like you are a marketer trying to sell me useless bullshit
also my life isn't pathetic
also i have nothing against learning to manipulate people around me and i'd buy your shit if it weren't fake plastic american shitty "self-improvement" how to spout retarded one liners 101, i'd probably be better off reading a classic