Why it sucks to be a fembot

>>38280669
That's very hard. Make sure to put mayo on my sammich.

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>>38280669
serves you right roast

>wagegap meme
Nice bait, stopped reading there, saged.

>>38280669
>14. Harder to lose weight
Thermodynamics don't apply to us womyn (inb4 testosterone meme)

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>>38280669
This is now a blobo thread POST ARE BLOBOS

>>38280669
>(girls can't *in hell* fart or burp)
pls fart on my face

>11. Assertion of an opinion (anytime we get forceful, we're either a bitch or a feminist)

Not going to lie. The one thing I hate most of all is having a woman telling me how to live my life.
I love my current wife, but she's incredibly nurturing, funny, and always kind. She's understanding and rarely ever fusses or gets mad at people.

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>>38280669
Number eleven is very truthful, but I believe you could've given some more reasons that apply to all women, rather than just the ones who care enough to keep up with the things stated.

femals can't be robots.

lol go be a camwhore on chatturbate you retarded "fem" bot

>11. Assertion of an opinion (anytime we get forceful, we're either a bitch or a feminist)
Why do you want to be forceful?

if I get dubs kill urself roastie

>>38281125
But you're okay with it when a man tells you how to live?

>>38280669
>>1. Childbirth
But you never experienced it so what are you complaining about?

>literally every other point is a first world non-issue.
No mention of FGM or child sex slavery or the likelihood of being raped? Yea, what's important is your shoes hurt and your bikini is expensive.
You only proved women in the first world literally have nothing to complain about.

>>38280669
1. Optional
2. Optional (getting married and claims they are a fembot reeee)
3. I concede
4. Please elaborate
5. Who cares?
6. Horribly wrong 'cause Women now outearn men
7. Optional
8. You could wear other shoes
9. Optional
10. I'll concede
11. Probably 'cause you are a bitch and/or feminist
12. They don't fucking know your capabilities nor can they read you mind
13. Who the fuck cares?
14. Try harder
15. Optional
16. Buy cheaper swimsuits

>>38280669
>why it sucks to be a fembot
>first point is about getting pregnant
wew

>>38280669
Girl.

>1. Childbirth
it's optional. i've been present in a good number of them and it doesn't seem like it's even all that painful. it's just bad for a few minutes but then it's over.
>2. We give up our last names.
only if your husband isn't nice and submissive, as he should be.
>4. Birth Control.
make him wear a condom or don't let him cum unless you're using his butt.
>5. Promiscuity. (guys can sleep with multiple girls but if a girl does the same she's a slut)
who cares. be grateful if you can even be a slut.
>6. Unequal pay. (females make less for every dollar a male makes)
who gives a shit. get a competitive job and humiliate all the men with your competence. you'll get paid accordingly.
>7. Makeup (time consuming, expensive, unecessary)
optional. invest on skincare instead.
>11. Assertion of an opinion (anytime we get forceful, we're either a bitch or a feminist)
being a bitch is always better.
>12. Mechanics think we're idiots (as if I don't know how to fill up a car)
no, they just want to show off.
>13. Bodily functions (girls can't *in hell* fart or burp)
we can and we do.

the rest kind of sucks but it's manageable.

>>38280669
>>11. Assertion of an opinion (anytime we get forceful, we're either a bitch or a feminist)
nobody likes anybody that is being forceful are you retarded

and you could make the same list with many more points for men that you don't bother ever thinking about while receiving societal support so nobody gives a shit about your issues

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FUKKEN SAGED TO PREVENT BUMPING

>>38280669
>>1. Childbirth
Okay
>>2. We give up our last names.
So what?
>>3. Periods.
Okay
>>4. Birth Control.
Condoms
>>5. Promiscuity. (guys can sleep with multiple girls but if a girl does the same she's a slut)
Yet that doesn't stop you does it, rosaty?
>>6. Unequal pay. (females make less for every dollar a male makes)
Debunked.
>>7. Makeup (time consuming, expensive, unecessary)
Pffft.
>>8. Shoes (men must have invented female shoes; a woman wouldn't voluntarily give herself scoliosis.)
Don't buy these.
>>9. Pants and pants size (It's completely arbitrary)
Don't buy these.
>>10. Everything PMS-related
Okay
>>11. Assertion of an opinion (anytime we get forceful, we're either a bitch or a feminist)
No one's gonna treat you like a queen simply because you're a woman
>>12. Mechanics think we're idiots (as if I don't know how to fill up a car)
Same as 11.
>>13. Bodily functions (girls can't *in hell* fart or burp)
No one should do this in public.
>>14. Harder to lose weight
Bullshit.
>>15. Shaving.
Pffft.
>>16. Swimsuits (they're too expensive)
Don't buy these.

>>38280669
>1. Don't have kids
>2. The man can give up his last name too
>3. Take birth control pills
>4. Oh.
>5. I personally don't hold respect for anyone who does this, male or female.
>6. At my workplace, all the girls seem to move up faster than the guys, but I understand that's not the standard.
>7. Makeup is shit anyway, I think girls look better without it.
>8. Fuck the gender norms then, wear male clothes.
>9. ^
>10. Yeah I imagine that sucks.
>11. I think there's a fine line between asserting your opinion and being an asshole, and honestly I'm usually the latter myself.
>12. I'm a guy and I barely know how to fill up a fucking car.
>13. I don't think people like it when anyone farts or burps.
>14. Holy shit really? It's easier for guys? I honestly didn't know that. What's my excuse for being a chubby piece of shit, then?
>15. The fact that girls have to shave their legs is a weird byproduct of gender roles or whatever, I probably wouldn't care if I had a girlfriend who didn't shave her legs, alternatively if she wanted me to shave mine as well I would.
>16. I mean swimming in public is for normies anyway.

>>38280669
I m taking the bait but this shit triggered me.

1. Fair
2. Fuck off
3. Fair
4. I don t even see why it should be here
5. Die you cunt, it litteraly the worst place to brag about you "right to fuck arond"
6. Fake, woman are ON AVERAGE paid less than men, and woman ON AVERAGE work less than men
7. Holy shit this one makes ma wanting to punch you in the face
8. ..................... Are you even trying
9. What ??
10. Dunno what is so i won t go over that point
11. You are definitely bitching about useless shit here (see 5., 8., 9., 16., ...)
12. If you were "smart enough" you wouldn t need mechanics' help
13. Stop idiot. No one burp or fart in public without giving a shit, male or female. And it s disgusting for both to do.
14. Proof ?
15. I shave too dumb cunt.
16.Ok you definitely have no brain i m sorry.

tldr; you are a dumb cunt without brain, and thinks you have it harder because of a few petty things.

>>38280669
1) Not bad outside of the pain, and thanks to modern medicine, not even that
2) Not true in most civilized countries
3) ...
4) Males also have to worry about this
5) Only a few males can do it (thats why most of us are her femslut) while most females could do it if they wanted
6) Bullshit
7) Having access to a +2 in attractivness is bad?
8) ...you are crazy
9) ...yes, without a doubt

Not even have time to continue, get raped and die

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Why it's amazing to be a woman:
> Currently seducing a med student
> Talk to him 24/7 almost
> Soon gonna be able to have prescription drugs from him
> Soon gonna find out a painless quick way to end myself with tips from a doc

It's nice to be a woman sometimes

>>38282381
>>>/r/eddit
originaloj

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>>38280669
>>1. Childbirth
>what are vasectomies etc., hating the opportunity to be a lazy fuck for more than a year if you look after the child
>wanting children in the first place
>>2. We give up our last names.
>posting on anonymous desktop icon troubleshooting customer support page
>>3. Periods.
>we never got ballbusted
>only get as crazy as we usually are when ovulating
>>4. Birth Control.
>vasectomy etc. again
>>5. Promiscuity. (guys can sleep with multiple girls but if a girl does the same she's a slut)
>what are fuckboys and false rape accusations
>>6. Unequal pay. (females make less for every dollar a male makes)
Is this bait?
>>7. Makeup (time consuming, expensive, unecessary)
You said it yourself. If it's unnecessary don't do it you idiot. I don't wash my teeth, cut my hair once im blue moon and don't give a FUCK.
>>8. Shoes (men must have invented female shoes; a woman wouldn't voluntarily give herself scoliosis.)
Wear autism boots for all I care. You have options and you're bitching about avoidable shit mostly.
>>9. Pants and pants size (It's completely arbitrary)
This point is arbitrary
>>10. Everything PMS-related
>implying only women feel the dead end of cell division haunting them in the mirror
>>11. Assertion of an opinion (anytime we get forceful, we're either a bitch or a feminist)
There's style to everything, if you keep on screeching autisticly about same shit you'll look like a free circus parade. If your point doesn't get across you should think of other ways to convince than just sweep it under the gender bullshit.
>>12. Mechanics think we're idiots (as if I don't know how to fill up a car)

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>>38280669
>Unequal pay
Media has got your perception distorted, (you forget to factor in high risk/low risk positions)

>>38282678
Many people think I'm retarded for lacking a chunk of social intelligence. I live with it, stereotypes should be even more of an eyeroll.
>>13. Bodily functions (girls can't *in hell* fart or burp)
What the fuck. I do agree that 3d is useless once waifubots are real but other than that, you're fucking kidding me.
>>14. Harder to lose weight
At the end of the day you have to move your ass to get results regardless of gender. Men require more dedication to achieve anything significant when you can just control your portions without feeling too hungry provided you don't eat shit.
>>15. Shaving.
Already answered similar shit
>>16. Swimsuits (they're too expensive)
Yeah and all those torn leggings and sexy bed time undergarments. And all that starbucks coffee and itunes songs and double standards making women seem sluts if she asks a guy out. You're cray.

>>38280669
>Fembot
>You keep using that word etc

Literally all you have to do is be loyal to one *good* man and he will bust his ass to give you everything.

But you can barely get that anymore since your own gender has fucked your reputation so badly.

>>38282842
How do they not know this?

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>LE FEMBOT THREAD!!!
Fuck off.

>>38283046
You really expect females to realize they're falliable?

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>1. Childbirth
Having sex negates robot status
>2. We give up our last names.
Getting married negates robot status
>3. Periods.
Understandable
>4. Birth Control.
Nobody is forcing you to take it
>5. Promiscuity. (guys can sleep with multiple girls but if a girl does the same she's a slut)
Why do you care if people call you a slut? Are you in high school?
>6. Unequal pay. (females make less for every dollar a male makes)
Nice meme
>7. Makeup (time consuming, expensive, unecessary)
You're right, it is unnecessary. Dont buy it
>8. Shoes (men must have invented female shoes; a woman wouldn't voluntarily give herself scoliosis.)
Nobody is forcing you to wear anything like that. Buy men's shoes if it bothers you so much
>9. Pants and pants size (It's completely arbitrary)
Then buy men's pants?
>10. Everything PMS-related
Understandable
>11. Assertion of an opinion (anytime we get forceful, we're either a bitch or a feminist)
Yea, back in 1973.
>12. Mechanics think we're idiots (as if I don't know how to fill up a car)
Mechanics are salesmen. Also, if you're taking your car to a mechanic, im assuming you dont know much about cars
>13. Bodily functions (girls can't *in hell* fart or burp)
I remember the 1970s. Honestly, nobody cares
>14. Harder to lose weight
And it's easy for guys to lose weight?
>15. Shaving.
Then dont shave
>16. Swimsuits (they're too expensive)
Buy cheaper swimsuits?

>>38282645
>not becoming a med student yourself to have easy access to all the comfy suicide methods
you are like a little baby

>>38280669
find some actual problems instead of being a whiny bitch

Is that you, June?

Boring, low energy b8 m8

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>>38280669
>13. Bodily functions (girls can't *in hell* fart or burp)
Yes they can, and it's really hot.

>>38280669
>Unequal pay
Women statistically don't work as hard AND get maternity leave
>Makeup
You said it yourself; it's unnecessary, me and all the other men I know don't give a fuck about makeup.
>Shoes
Notice how there are all kinds of regular shoes for women to wear
>Pants and pants size
Not only does what you said 100% apply to men but you can also just wear skirts/dresses if you don't fucking like it, men can't.
>Assertion of an opinion
Are you telling me a man isn't considered an asshole if he gets forceful?
>Mechanics think we're idiots
Women are far less likely to know about cars or be mechanically inclined in general, If you saw the stupid bitches that we have to deal with you'd think women are idiots too.
>Bodily functions
This is so fucking stupid I don't think this post is even written by a woman, I have seen many women fart and burp.
>Shaving
Now you're saying that MEN DON"T HAVE TO SHAVE? This post is so fucking stupid I'm not even going to give the thread a bump.

>>38280669
Points 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 especially, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, and 16 are just you complaining about being a woman (male). Women are more likely to get a job anyway. The last 10 "arguments" clearly complaints.

Lamest bait 0.10/10

Everything you wrote is either A)Completely your choice B)Based on an assumption.

>>38280669

This list is 99% shit that women don't have to do

>i hate makeup, life is hard :(

I get pms stuff because you can't help that your vag bleeds

>>38280669
>Why it sucks to be a """""""fembot"""""""
>life is too easy

go fuck yourself

>>38283878

Extremely under rated post


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>>38280669
>dont get pregnant
>dont get married
>lol
>who gives a shit
>no
>dont
>lol buy flats
>who cares, just find one kind that fits you and stick with them
>lol
>boo hoo
>but you are an idiot
>i dunno man, i've heard a lot of girls fart
>then dont get fat in the first place
>you don't have to shave
>it's a fucking <$10 swimsuit, who cares.

>>38280669
>>12. Mechanics think we're idiots (as if I don't know how to fill up a car)

This wouldn't happen so often that it's a significant problem if you maintained your car.
But women don't do that.

>>38280669
Its not really necessary to break down every point like the other anons in this thread. I dont think they want to believe that women can have an inch of bad in their life.
However, if you think anything on the post you made is comparable at all to the suffering of robots, then women are just as shallow as they claim them to be. I understand that women have problems too, but the issues you listed do not make one a "fembot". There is no such thing as a "fembot", only roasty posters.

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>>38280669

'kay now sweeite, show us your tits or GTFO!

Here have a video for encouragement. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-wBo5_sV0I

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>>38280669
why arent you in the kitchen?

>Says that makeup is unneccessary
>Complains about having to use makeup

F U C K I N G M E N T A L R E T A R D A T I O N

>gender dysphoria cucked you into needing to be a woman
>but you'll never actually be a woman

>>38280669
A bunch of these can be summed up with "having a female reproductive system".

That's the main reason I''d hate to be a woman.

The rest is just you being a punk-ass bitch.

>>38284691
>mentally ill women don't exist

>childbirth
sure, if we want to.
>last names
sure, if we want to.
>periods
this truly sucks. to understand the feeling of having a period, slap your balls right now. when the pain stops, slap them again. do this all day and night for 5 straight days.
>birth control
a lot of health concerns can be helped with birth control and it sucks that the good ones are expensive. this wouldn't even be an issue if it was just labelled under the "hormone replacement" umbrella instead of "birth control".
>promiscuity
in the west this is nothing, just ignore people who complain about your sex life.
>pay
women aren't usually assertive enough to ask for a raise, so they don't get a raise. i'm not one of these women, thankfully.
>makeup
sure, if we want to. i used to hate makeup for "not like other girls" reasons, but i discovered it was really fun to put on.
>shoes
IF WE WANT TO. SNEAKERS EXISTS.
>clothing size
yeah, this is a valid point, womens' sizing is terrible. you know how the inseam is written on the pants? imagine if every time you saw your inseam/waist number on the tag it was actually a completely different size that didn't fit you. the same brand will put out three shirts all a size 10, but none of them are actually the same size clothes.
>pms
yeah, that shit sucks.
>assertion
i've experienced this once, but my boss was old and stupid. if your boss is under 40, they will probably treat you fairly unless they're honestly just a douchebag.
>mechanics
this definitely used to happen. my mom told me stories about mechanics trying to scam her because they assumed that she knew nothing about cars. i can't even drive and cars are being phased out, so i wouldn't really worry about this.
>farting
nobody cares.
>hard to lose weight
it's not false, but it's also not important.
>shaving
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS. NOBODY ACTUALLY CARES.
>clothes are expenisve
yeah, there's no need for a triangle bikini to be 90 dollars, but just shop on aliexpress.

>>38285388
in addition to this: a lot of guys here seem to be misunderstanding why women can wear pants AND skirts. back in the old days, women started wearing pants for comfort while doing physical labor and it REALLY caught on. you guys can wear skirts if you want, it's not illegal. you'll get a weird look now and then, but that's about it. if you want to be able to wear skirts as freely as women wear pants, then you just have to start doing it and hope enough guys also start to do it until wearing skirts becomes normalized. if you're worried about being made fun of, remember that back in the 30's women were also made fun of for wearing pants, but they kept doing it until nobody cared.

>>38280669
good bate, have a (you) orignially

>>38280669
>>6. Unequal pay. (females make less for every dollar a male makes)
This is actually false, so shut the fuck up. Women make different choices in life, on average they take more time off on holidays, they take leave for pregnancy, they get sick more often and overall, they opt for a more balanced life whereas men are more likely to spend more hours in the workplace. They earn less in their lifetime due to their life choices, not because they get paid less, that's illegal. You look at overall figures at the amounts women end up with and the amounts men end up with and men end up with more but you don't try and figure out WHY that is, and it's for the aforementioned reasons, not because they get paid less for the same job. In addition, you might look at average pay and argue women earn less on average than men do which is true because women choose different career paths to men, you get more women in hair and beauty and veterinary practices and things of that nature rather than in sciences and maths which are intrinsically higher paids jobs. Literally shut the fuck up with this retarded meme, degenerate.

I hate how retarded roasties are, you don't have it hard at all, shut the fuck up.