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>>38344314
>this is someones future wife
>this is someones future mother
>this is someones future grandmother

>>38344314
My heart races, boner, a massive ego rush. It's all about knowing she's gone out of her way to please you. When it's sent during class/on the train etc the feeling is beyond amazing.

>>38344314
anyone else love spreading a girls ass/pussy and making her feel embarassed? if the girl does it herself it doesn't hit that high for me

Don't remind me. I got a ps4 pro just so I could play persona5. That was literally it, now it's collecting dust.

>>38344280
>get new games
>replay old ones instead

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>Start a game up
>Instantly lose all desire to play

I want to get a new graphics card and a better monitor but I've got that niggling thought in my head that it's going to be money wasted if I feel like this all the time. Yet I still want to drop money on these things so that it's worthwhile during those times where I actually feel motivated to play.

hemorrhoids aren't genetic you stupid cocksucker, eat some fucking fiber so your nasty junkfood shits stop tearing your asshole up.

you obese mongo its not about your dads genetics its your fatass that cant stop fingering your pervert fat asshole

>>38344268
I weigh 150, barely eat junk, get them from stress.

>>38344257
That one but not with the guy all stretched out weird. Both legs crossed around one another, both holding onto one another, upright and against one another.

>>38344257
unironically missionary

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>>38344527
/thread

It just doesn't get more comfy or close I'd assume.

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>ben stiller
kys OP

>>38344233
this pic looks perfect to put that brendan fraser hairdo on.
do it OP

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>>38344441
not OP but i tried my best

Your question doesn't make sense, OP

this isn't accurate probably but here's my guess:
>your born into the hood and your raised around a ghetto lifestyle and taught it's the only way to live
>your whole life you can't really get out the hood bc your poor and you have no where to go that you can afford like living in the suburbs
>adapt to life there and start acting that way with no motivation to get out the hood because no one else cares
>have kids and they learn the same way
>cycle never ends

I guess it's like all you've ever known, so you don't think it's strange to steal, commit crimes, ect.

Because they don't want to tell the truth, that poor people are generally stupid people.

>>38344159
>looking for experience with sex on /r9k/
I know you can to better, fembot.
Just try :)

>>38344159
Fuck off OP, I want cheetos now.

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>>38344159
I am a firm believer that orgasm feels the same for both genders however the female , because she doesn't need a large blood supply to keep the organ going has some advantage biologically and socially. So as a male who has had sex with a decent about of females ranging in ages from 15 to 50 through life , I would say that the vagina feels like a much better version of the palm of the hand. Honestly it is not allot different tactilely speaking. I like the feeling of the shaft of my penis filling the vagina and the way the head sort of pops through the lips and slides around outside of it and over it before I thrust it in. I like the way the shaft feels when I am first starting to slide it in , how I can feel the length of it. What really sends you(me) into orbit is the reflexive actions of the female , the movements she makes generally as well as the flexing of the vaginal muscles. The sensation of thrusting in and out work the same way but for whatever reason , the combination of both male and female pushing and grinding together intensify the entire sensation I assume because there is more areas that are stimulated at once. I also like the feeling of my testicles hitting the girls ass or laying on it while I am completely inside. Other factors like "dominating" your lover as in feeling the force you have adds to it. Not in a dominatrix way but in a fuck her deep and hard because you are full of lust kinda way so there is a HUGE psychological factor. If you are like me and are very verbal it also intensifies the entire thing. For instance when I was in my late 20's I had a live in GF who was 17 and I loved to make her call me daddy and all that and she got into it the more we did it so that was incredibly fun and hearing her cum hard on my fantasy was freekin hot. I don't enjoy as much , having sex with a female who is not verbal . But on the most basic level it is not too much unlike masturbation , aside form all the awesome stuff mentioned.

I used to have no irl friends and my only friends were in this game. Of course i eventually lost them.

I still remember one of my best friends and how i met him in the ludi PQ. I added him only because he claimed to have the best AC and he really did, i never thought we'd be such buddies, but of course im fucked up and lost that friend.

Feelsbad

>addicted to Maplestory
>loved PQs
>made it my goal to always have a track for them, got an AC even though it crashed my piece of shit computer most of the time
>would infiltrate parties with a track, steal it then go back to my other party. Paid for and sold info on tracks, got into internet arguments in Kerning and later Ludi cus of tracks
>fed off the internet drama of PQs

shouldn't have spent so many years on Maplestory
So much money wasted on NX too

Why'd they let this game turn to shit?
> ywn feel the excitement of leveling up and going to purchase new armor

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>>38344096
>What am I doing wrong?
You didn't transition when you had the chance and now it's too late.

>>38344119
It's funny, I only have sisters and my cousins are all female.

>>38344096
>still solid twinkmode at 24
I'd say you're doing alright
Just embrace it

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>>38344031
INFINITE PORN

>>38344031
Hoarding data is really sad, it means you still believe that you are immortal, like infants do.

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>hey guys look i use linux lol im not the average computer user, i'm sort of advanced you could say. i know how to operate this machine btw, check it out, see it? look at this um... here see it's porn, notice anything? heh, notice anything different about my operating system? anything?

I haven't had a real life friend in a decade, I've got chronic depression and I'm anxious in public situations.

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pepopeepoopoo parappa the rapist

>>38344000
>I'm scared of driving and I live with my mom. How the fuck do I explain that to people?
Well, if you're looking to start with a job, I don't think either of those things will come up in a job interview.

Don't really have any advice otherwise since I'm 27 and never had a job.

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>tfw no sounding gf

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>>38343922
So is this the new meme that will float around here for awhile?

>>38343922
I'd rather someone stab a knife through my hand than let someone stick something into my dick hole

Yes I have. I live alone for almost a year now, in a city where I know nobody and have very little contact with people (NEET too). And the little contact I have with family and such is more bothersome than relieving. Actually I like being alone. It's better to have no people in your live than to have shitty people in your life. There are days and weeks where I'm down, but I also had these before living alone. Most of the time it's quite ok. Having to do all the chores on your own sucks though.

>>38343927
the thing is when Im alone I'm stuck with my self loathing and negative thoughts and they overwhelm me so hard I cant concentrate

I will give it a month and if it wont change Im getting the fuck outta here

You have to get some structure in your day. Routines help you stay focused.

The balls on you lad, I'll post here out of principal

What is that, a /britfeel/ for ants?

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Waifu post 2.0. Post your waifus.

Also, having to post two of these within a short space of time has sapped my ability to write some inane bullshit to fit in here.

Also, OP, you still fucked up, but less than the last guy.

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>>38343790
Lol?????
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HahahahaROBOTS

>>38343820
I don't understand anon. Please clarify.

>>38343790
>tfw you watch so much anime and porn you develop obscure fetishes

Stop it.