>24 >still look like 14 >pale skin, extremely skinny,

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>>38344096
>What am I doing wrong?
You didn't transition when you had the chance and now it's too late.

>>38344119
It's funny, I only have sisters and my cousins are all female.

>>38344096
>still solid twinkmode at 24
I'd say you're doing alright
Just embrace it

>>38344300
How many times I've been mistaken as my mom or sisters when answering the phone in the past is insane. I must truly sound like a little twink. It makes me feel inferior and ashamed.

>>38344322
You can't just say these things without a picture or a clyp post anon!

>>38344322
That's pretty cute. Gahara pic makes you even cuter. Literally why are you not gay.

>>38344322
speak with a deeper voice, it'll be weird and you should've done this whilst a teenager but atleast you'll be distinguised

>>38344322
post vocaroo

we want to hear your cute voice

>>38344444
I don't think you want to hear me with my insecure German accent...

>24
>don't look that different from a few years ago, same facial hair from when I was 19 or so
>keep stressing over it nonetheless
wish I was you to be honest

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>be 35
>regularly confused for being around 8 years old despite my beard and tattoos i got in prison
what the fuck

>>38344534
>prison
Tell me more...

>>38344534
joke

[johk]

noun

something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act:

>>38344546
4 years in prison for aggravated arson
set my brother in laws house on fire while he was in it

>>38344681
But why. Why did you do that.

>>38344718
he beat the shit out my sister while she was pregnant

>>38344096
just transition lmao, estrogen is fucking great senpai

>>38344474
then just speak german

>>38344734
Why did you make us drag it out of you instead of just telling a cool story?

>>38345249
i can never tell if its interesting or makes people uncomfortable

irl i dont talk about it and it immediately paints me in a bad light

also it distracts from OP's topic

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>>38344534
There's no way anyone thinks you're 8 unless you look like this guy. Probably think you're a teenager at worse. Also, how did you survive prison while looking like a little bitch? As a little bitch myself, I need to know in case I ever get put in the slammer.

>>38345276
Probably shouldn't talk about it in real life unless you're around people you know would be cool with it. Online, talk about it as much as you please. No one knows you and it's a cool story.

>>38344119
God damn it why did you have to say this? I think about this everyday.

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>>38345388
>I think about this everyday.
Stop thinking and do something about it.

>>38344096
Anon, just learn how to put on makeup and buy some slutty clothing already. The market is huge, its possibilities endless.

>>38344096
Don't transition anon.

Start eating well (2500 calories of clean eating) a day and lift.

Even do the no fap meme if you want to feel more manly.

Once you start lifting you'll get a schedule and feel the TEST pumping inside you.

Transitioning is the weak way out, modern equivalent of social suicide.

>>38344096
>not lifting
>not eating testasterone boosting shit