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>tfw you are freaking out about life
>tfw your life is crashing right above you
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ppft its been 2 years now since my life fell apart
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I was 20 when it happened im now 22 imagine if you're a teenager still don't worry
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>>38348677
maki give me the faki
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This is thread for perma-lurker, lonely as fuck even on the internet. no e-chad allowed.
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>>38348655
Hello. I currently under the influence else I wouldn't even post. How are you my fellow lurker friends?
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>>38348655
Hello my lurker nigga
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>>38348655
What's good nippa
i'm a virgin, fat, short, depressive femanon and i would like a bf pls
also look nothing like pic related
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Where live bby ;)
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Hello there, short skinny robot here. How ya holding up?
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>>38348621
Just how fat, how old and from where?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5CVsCnxyXg
A heart that's full up like a landfill
A job that slowly kills you
Bruises that won't heal
You look so tired, unhappy
Bring down the government
They don't, they don't speak for us
I'll take a quiet life
A handshake of carbon monoxide
With no alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises
Silent, silent
This is my final fit
My final bellyache
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>>38348614
Is there a more relatable song? I don't think so.
(on a more serious note, Let down is also amazing and pretty emotional)
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I like black star and creep more than those.
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I-I'M NOT LIVING
I'M JUST KILLING TIME
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>wake up
>Make me another Caliente Carlos
What else are you guys eating about to eat just ate or want to eat? Bonus points for pics. You can post anything food related in this thread.
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That's from this morning.
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Also drinking an Icey Johnny Appleseed. Its apple juice a shot of bourbon and hard cider.
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What is that? Looks kinda good. I've been making deluxe breakfast quesadillas lately.
>fry a scrambled egg into a thin, crisp sheet
>melt cheese on top
>put it on a tortilla
>put spinach in the pan to get it soft and greasy
>put it on the tortilla
>add pepperoni and more cheese
>fold the whole thing up and put it back in the pan to fry tortilla/melt cheese
Fucking top notch
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ITT: the first time you smoked weed, inb4 normie.
>be me
>late teens
>decide to try weed for the first time
>get some from my cousin
>go outside while my parents are sleeping at 3am
>people told me 'you will not get high the first time' so i decide to smoke a crazy amount (probably close to an 1/8th in a pipe within 5 minutes)
>as i finish the last puff i am already fucking zooted, tripping absolute fucking balls
>spend a solid 10 minutes trying to get back to my room (kept forgetting what i was supposed to do, like walking 3 steps and then forgetting which direction i was supposed to walk)
>no single thought exists for longer than 10 seconds in my mind before it changes to something else
>finally make it back to my room and turn off the lights
>sit down and turn on a playlist with jimi hendrix and other weed music i had already prepared
>start sipping a cold vitamin water
>tastes amazing, and the music sounds incredible
>it feels like a dream, there is no negative thoughts or depression of any kind, just good feels, and when i close my eyes it feels like i am in a rainforest or space
>tfw i open my eyes and notice flashing police lights outside my window
>those good feels immediately turn to absolute horror, i start to panic
>throw the weed behind my TV
>hide under my desk so the police wont be able to see me through the window
>after hiding and being as quiet as possible for at least 20 minutes i can still see the police lights reflecting on my ceiling
>decide to accept my fate and surrender, starting to imagine what prison will be like, and how i might need to make a knife to defend myself from other prisoners
>stand up from under my desk, crying at this point
>realize that the 'police light' was just a scented candle flickering on my window sill
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>>38348555
>last week of school
>friend and I are walking around the park because we finished our finals
>some guy asks us if we have a light
>I pull out a pack of matches from my bag
>he thanks us, invites us to his circle
>we make small talk as he prepares the gravity bong
>they let me go first, hit the whole fucking thing in one go
>cough for like 5 minutes straight, luckily I had some green tea on me
>we hang out at the park until my friend has to take the bus
>I'm still high as a fucking kite as I get home
>fuck, I'm on dinner duty that night
>haphazardly dump some rice in the rice cooker, put chicken in the oven, dropping pots and pans and shit
>mom asks if I'm OK, tell her I'm just tired
>head to my room, jam out to Pond the rest of the night
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>freshman year of college
>first week of classes
>roommate pulls out pipe and asks if i smoke
>I say no and he says that I can have greens
>Smoke greens
>Been gay ever since
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>>38348555
>be 15
>hang out and have LAN parties with nerdy sperg friends and sleep overs every weekend and after school
>one day a kid a two years above us came over
>hes a long time child hood friend of the kid who hosts the LAN parties
>hes full robot and i relate to him alot better than the other guys
>we get to know each other better and by summer we hung out alot
>asks me if i want to smoke weed with him
>sure why not all the cool kids do it
>he shows me how to light the pipe and i take way too big of a first hit
>cough for maybe 4 minutes straight spitting into his trash can
>after sitting up straight immediately realize how high i am
>start having crazy wavy visuals
>we talk and listen to music
>brightidea.jpg
>ask him to let me see his computer
>hahaha hey check this out
>type in "black people with machine guns" on youtube
>laugh our asses off to the vids we find
>keep looking for funny vids and talking about life for hours
Im still friends with him but hes become a functional cyborg and hes really really smart where as im really dumb academically.
Still my best and only friend though.
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Women have it worse than you do. 2017-07-13 06:44:28 Post No.38348547
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Women have it worse than you do.
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Face it. You're lucky you'll never face problems that women do. How do you find a nerve to complain?
>1. Menstrual cycle
>2. Wildly oscillating hormones
>3. Shaving is painful as fuck (don't give me bullshit like 'men have to shave too'. not as much as women)
>4. Bad hair days (it's hard to take care of out long hair)
>5. Societal pressures (girls are expected to be "girly" but if they are too "girly" they are called out as sluts)
>6. The fat/skinny dillema (society makes it hard for women to accept themselves)
>7. Drama. (constantly afraid someone gossips about you)
>8. Mammograms. (awkward as fuck)
>9. Giving birth
>10. Language barrier between males and females (for example "I'm fine" doesn't always mean I'm really fine)
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menstrual cycle is literally the only thing on that list thats relevant.
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>>38348547
taking care of all this stuff keep you occupied hence it gives you a feeling of self importance, robots don't take care of themselves and only jack off to porn. Women >>>>>> Men.
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>>38348547
>1. Menstrual cycle
Understandable
>2. Wildly oscillating hormones
irrefutable
>3. Shaving is painful as fuck (don't give me bullshit like 'men have to shave too'. not as much as women)
Bullshit men shave more often
>4. Bad hair days (it's hard to take care of out long hair)
cry me a river
>5. Societal pressures (girls are expected to be "girly" but if they are too "girly" they are called out as sluts)
Men don't have societal pressures? kek
>6. The fat/skinny dillema (society makes it hard for women to accept themselves)
Everyone who is fat/anorexic hates themselves
>7. Drama. (constantly afraid someone gossips about you)
Drama is universal
>8. Mammograms. (awkward as fuck)
Mmkay
>9. Giving birth
Understandable
>10. Language barrier between males and females (for example "I'm fine" doesn't always mean I'm really fine)
Stop assuming we can read your minds you plebs
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Hey robots, why haven't you taken the shade-pill yet? There's so many advantages to just wearing a pair of sunglasses;
>Can stare at qts without them noticing
>Can avoid any akward eye contact
>Can look cooler or more mysterious
>Chicks will instantly want to bang you (100% true, trust me)
>Can pretend to be blind and all your beta mannerisms (ie virgin walk) will be shrugged off
>Protects your eyes from the 12 hours a day you spend in front of a screen
>+5 fashion points
>+2 attractiveness points
See you on the flip side, arcanines
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I bought a pair of vaguely clubmaster looking flimsy piece of shit for 12 bucks at the mall. I'm still a depressed loser but at least I don't get blinded in the sun.
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Because I wear prescription glasses and I can't currently afford to get prescription shades. You also can't just put on the shades in a cool way if you need to switch your normal glasses to shades
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>>38348662
Get the glasses where you can clip a sunglasses attachment on. Jean Paul Gaultier makes some gorgeous pairs
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>no one has EVER once been attracted to me ever
>mfw I have NEVER and will NEVER EVER know what if feels like to be loved
>mfw I will NEVER, EVER experience that validation
HAHAHhahahHHAHAHAHhahahhaH...hahahHAHHAHAHAHhahahhaha... OH GOD you cannot make that shit up
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>>38348472
>i'm such a pansy ass bitch that i need other people to validate my sorry existence
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>Remember at least 90% of people get to feel that feel but we don't
HAHAHAHAHA isn't that absurd? Its incredible, an honor really to be among the few absolute human trash. We got one life and this is it. HAHAHAHA
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>>38348472
It literally feels like nothing because when someone will finally like you you will have no feelings for them but it will only hurt because every time you will think she won't like you anymore and that leaves you with nothing
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Who is addicted to hentai games here?
Doesn't matter if 2D or 3D or western stuff(shit).
I think I'm developing a serious problem but I don't know how to stop and I don't want to. Here are some reasons why I think it's getting unhealthy.
>already fapping 3-4 hours. 5 hours if it's a good game and I pause inbetween
>dick feels sore and I have to pause for a day because otherwise it bleeds and I can't fap for a week without pain
>sometimes I can't even stop and do it anyway although it hurts
>I always have to fap at night because I still live with my parents
>this way I don't get any sleep and have missed many uni lessons just because I either overslept or didn't want to
>even when I manage to wake up I'm too tired to concentrate and my grades are pretty shit
>can't really enjoy "normal" hentai or porn anymore at least not as much as before
>spend days designing characters in CustomMaid 3D and the only reason I stopped playing it was because the random generic dialogs were too real and I couldn't endure the feel that I will never be able to have a gf like them
I just want to be a normal human being again. :(
Anyway someone got a few good games without NTR? What are your favourites?
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Why is Saber-san so ugly on this pic?
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>>38348452
>Why is Saber-san so ugly on this pic?
She's making this face.
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>>38348452
The artist sucks but I still came to those perky nipples
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/rkmg/ r9k Man General 2017-07-13 06:34:11 Post No.38348373
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Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxabLA7UQ9k
Collage from other day: http://imgur.com/a/cLDj3
If the caped crusader is among us, get in here and tell us more about your career as living legend.
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>>38348373
you got that imgur collage in non jpg? I cant read that shit
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>>38348419
you should be able to zoom in on imgur
if not, new tab and ctrl + mousewheel
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Dumping the rest of the pictures from the original thread...
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>99% of people will have sex at some point in their lives
>billions of animals, bugs, insects and all sorts of living creatures are born for the sole reason of reproducing
>you are so below the average human being that you are purposefully being left out from the gene pool
>you are so useless that your existence is less meaningful than any other living creature that exists in this world
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>>38348277
lots of animals spread their genes by rape anon :^)
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>>38348277
>>99% of people will have sex at some point in their lives
Not those who get killed, mauled, castrated, etc...Be happy you're not Tyrone or Jamal. No matter how hard cucks push their fantasies some niggas will bust a cap in they asses quicker than they can bust their nut on girls faces
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>>38348277
who's more pathetic, virgins or people who complain about virgins
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why be a tranny and fuck your brain up when you'll be able to place your brain in a female android in the future lmao
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>>38348268
>implying this will happen anywhere within our lifetime
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>>38348306
just cryogenize your brain lmao
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>>38348323
>implying that shit is even affordable for most people
>implying trannies wouldn't just spend that money on relieving their immediate situation instead of putting hope into something that may never even happen
So /r9k/ I thought I'd share this here.
I'm 19 years old and I just found out my mother died yesterday. She was an alcoholic who I barely knew. She used to constantly harass my dad because she didn't want to pay child support, hell she didn't even turn up to court when they split up to win my custody. Not once did she ever ask how I was or what I was doing in the 7/8 years since I last spoke to her. I didn't want to speak to her as I grew up because I hated how selfish she was because she never wanted to speak to me and only cared about a pitiful amount of money she had to spend per week in child support. I don't even know if I should go to her funeral.
Any other bots had any similar experiences and can give some advice?
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>>38348103
all the advice i can give is don't marry a stacey or you'll be the dad in this situation
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>>38348103
Why bother going? She didn't care about you,why should you care about her?
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>>38348103
sorry to say but she ain't worth it man, don't even turn up if you have a choice
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>tfw you feel hopelessness creeping in again
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>when you realize being dead could not possibly be less than an improvement
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>>38348081
i like your cat... that's all i have to say
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Know that feeling far too well right now. Things seemed to go fine and hopeful, and two days later you feel like dying is the only way to shut all those damn thoughts off.