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Hey robots, why haven't you taken the shade-pill yet? There's

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Hey robots, why haven't you taken the shade-pill yet? There's so many advantages to just wearing a pair of sunglasses;
>Can stare at qts without them noticing
>Can avoid any akward eye contact
>Can look cooler or more mysterious
>Chicks will instantly want to bang you (100% true, trust me)
>Can pretend to be blind and all your beta mannerisms (ie virgin walk) will be shrugged off
>Protects your eyes from the 12 hours a day you spend in front of a screen
>+5 fashion points
>+2 attractiveness points

See you on the flip side, arcanines
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I bought a pair of vaguely clubmaster looking flimsy piece of shit for 12 bucks at the mall. I'm still a depressed loser but at least I don't get blinded in the sun.
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Because I wear prescription glasses and I can't currently afford to get prescription shades. You also can't just put on the shades in a cool way if you need to switch your normal glasses to shades
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>>38348662
Get the glasses where you can clip a sunglasses attachment on. Jean Paul Gaultier makes some gorgeous pairs
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>>38348705
Those are tacky as hell. Might aswell wear a fanny pack with them
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Honestly, I did this one summer and it worked. I bought a pair of cheap aviators and spent a summer trying to channel my inner Kamina. I didn't get laid or anything, but I felt great.
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>>38348782
I'm a stylist for a fashion magazine. You clearly have no taste. Not that you could even afford them if you did
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Bought myself a pair of clip-ons again finally since I'm using my old frames and they're conveniently shaped the same as the readily-available ones. But I only use them for driving. Are you suggesting I walk around all the time with these things, OP?
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I agree, I can't go out in the sun without any one. $5 aviators from Walmart are great, I always destroy mine so I don't mind getting some every so often
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>>38348520
only chads can wear sunglasses because all real robots need to wear their prescriptions instead
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I wore aviators when I was in college but now I wear wayfarers
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