/rkmg/ r9k Man General

>>38348373
you got that imgur collage in non jpg? I cant read that shit

>>38348419
you should be able to zoom in on imgur

if not, new tab and ctrl + mousewheel

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Dumping the rest of the pictures from the original thread...

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>>38348449
maybe its just because im on mobile, but i cant read shit

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>>38348486
>the web shooter

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>>38348492
>web on the wall

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>>38348507
OC from another anon

>>38348760
Why did it get deleted tho?

>want to be a low-key superhero like /r9k/ man
>afraid of getting killed by drug dealers
Could I just be a masked hero who does simple good deeds like finding and returning lost cats and stopping people who try to run out of grocery stores with beers?

>>38348760
OP might have deleted it himself

>>38348487
pic is as clear as day for me. stop fucking phoneposting.

>>38348841
>alliance of socially disabled young virgins come together to fight crime like an autistic version of Watchmen
>Call it the Autist League

>>38348373
fuck, I was the third reply in that thread but I was too hungover to think of anything better to say.

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Here is a png for any anons with photoshop skills...

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>>38349086
Here's some very shitty OC

>>38348373
Is /r9k/man the infamous Anti-Buddha?

/r9k/ man...we don't deserve a hero like you

We need a symbol, something like the bat signal to summon him

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>>38349823
I think this might be what we're looking for

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>>38349969
the inspiration for the design

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>>38349503
>I've given everything I can
>There are no heroes left in man(children)
over 9 minutes in gimp

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>>38350094
alternate version with no skin painted over him so you can sorta see the original picture beneath

>>38349969
kek

original kekerino

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>>38350094
>If these people... tell this story... to their children... as they sleep... maybe someday... they'll see a Hero... is just a man... who knows he is free.

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>>38348373
OH SHIT OHSHIT I WAS WAITINh FOR OnE Of THeSE!!

Show yourself YOURE Me HERO

>>38348793
Some guy posted how to make smoke bombs and shit and I suppose it triggered mods

Does he need a sidekick?

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>>38349823

original concept alert OC bitch

>>38348373
TELL ME ABOUT /r9k/
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

We need that one dark hero who's methods /r9k/ man conflicts with that causes r9k man to question himself but ultimately overcome it through a belief in what he's doing

"r9k man"? seriously? that's the best you guys could do?

>>38351915
/r9k/ man also needs an archenemy to defeat

>>38351974
Nobody knows who or what he is... Some call him Paste Pot Pete, some call him r9k Man.

I call him a goddamned legend.

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>>38348373
r9kman, allow me to join in you in your quest for justice

>>38352485
What are your superpowers, gadgets like? Do you own a gadget belt?

>>38350120
but then that's just Break Man

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>>38352909
Tactical flare gun to light up criminals in the area, potato granada, rock hard meat used for a blunt weapon, and some russian hot sauce if hungry

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>>38353055
If only we had more superheroes

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New hero reporting in
>Komfy Kat
>Superpowers: autism
>Equipment: cheap airshit gun to fend off criminals, comfy kigurumi to keep warm during the cold nights of crime fighting, goggles and mask to protect eyes and face from stingy liquids
>mission: to keep the streets clear of normalfags

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El Bandito, Reporting in.

>Gadgets:
-BB-Gun to make the criminals sting
-Milsurp Flashlight to disorient targets
-Bandito bandana
-Golf club for serious encounters

too bad i live in a mostly white neighborhood so i cant get much action each night lol

>>38353771
More pics of the BB gun?

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>>38353850
just for you papi

its a lever action one pretty small nothing huge it can ruin my mobility

>>38353386
Can we get an updated version of this?

>>38353949
just a minute

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Task force spectrum: weapons grade autism

>>38348507
I've got some web like that all over my bedsheets.

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>>38353949
Here you go. I hope I didn't miss anything

>>38354797
>>38354804
But only one of them fights crime, as far as we know, so it's no good.

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KEK boi , Reporting in.
>powers
-can prep THE BULL
-will punch a nazi
-jerks off to his ex-gf nudes

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Come and get me if you can R9K man, meet me at the chicken tendies factory at midnight. CUM ALONE. (Just like all the the other loser faggots on this board.)

>>38354924
This thread got really gay really fast

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you twats gonna get the thread 404'd posting faces and shit...

>>38355066
i am not gay desu :c

>>38355067
Its not selfieposting if you're wearing a mask

>>38354980
Your axe has nothing on the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP

Edgy summer

Oregon trail

>>38348542
nice to see someone saved it.


>btw don't let thread die

new thread theme

https://youtu.be/eGV449oSoaQ

>>38355398
I have to make a confession here
I only made up my superhero persona to keep the thread alive. I'd never go out as a masked vigilante.

>>38355458
you were probably the weakest hero anyway

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The rock and rolla ayatollah standing by

>powers
-able to trigger /pol/aks by living in U.K and not being pure white Anglo
-hairy
-can be really smelly if I don't wash for a few days

Gadgets: guitar and broken portable amp which screeches at horrific pitches potentially triggering actual autists

Anti persperant containing Aluminium which could potentially cause autism given long term exposure.

>>38355526
Most real world super heroes are quite weak, since vigilante crime fighting is really hard and most people aren't up to it

>>38355605
>rock and rolla ayatollah
I kekd

what's the russian one's name?

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>>38355605
>Hawkwind
Nice to see some decent tastes here

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If you're not in there, you probably wasn't oregano enought/ I lost will.

I tried to be fast because thread could be killed any second now.

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>>38355838
Good fucking shit, my man.

>>38355838
Pretty ebin stuff

>>38355838
Nice job

origininininininii

>>38355838
>violating the /soc/ rule
get rekt mods

>>38355838
Hahah, good effort anon.

t. Axeman with the shitty attempt at a Greek drama mask.

Surely mods aren't that retarded and understand context?

>>38355838
isn't axeman supposed to be a villian?

>>38356069
>>38354924

Kek boi convinced me other wise, just don't ask how.

>>38356040
>good effort anon.
/i/ has his heroes too.

>Greek drama mask.
I believed it was some sort of grottesque Japanese-comedy like styled mask

>>38356069
It's the edition where Chad attacks villageville.
Evil guys and good heroes come togheter to defeat the greater evil in a truce that will be remembered by fans of comicbook and /co/ faggots for the years coming.

>>38356107
How he convinced you ;) ?

>>38348373
q-q-quick rundown on renku man?

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Dong Wizard reporting in! (late as fuck)

His levels of autism, virginity and cringyness are so off the charts that he can shoot lightning bolts at his foes (also has a dettacheble dong for pummeling foes into an original bloody pulp)

>>38356313
R9K man specializes in weaponized autism. He has a web slinger "The Cumshot" as his primary form of attack.
The others are a band of inspired vagabonds.

The First of these "inspired" was Russian Persuasion, a man pained by his insatiable desire for justice just like R9K man.

The second, Komfy Kat, is an absolute brute only kept tame with his aptly named hoodie "Smittens" (I presume this is kittens + sweater but he's autistic, need further date)

The third is, El Bandito. Not much is known about El Bandito unfortunately, his latin american roots may lead to some more information. He is armed with a powerful (airsoft) lever action rifle in the vein of a typical gunslinger.

The rock and rolla ayatollah, is quite a character. His ability to fight crime seems to be boosted by his sheer levels of autism (and good tastes)

>>38356436
Holy shit, he can actually shoot lightning out of his hands!

Just make sure you stay away from kek boi with that dong. He'll rip it clean off.

>>38356436
THE CREW IS NOW COMPLETE

I love comic books

bumperino

fuck you dickwad I'm original as fucc