ITT: the first time you smoked weed, inb4 normie. >be me

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>>38348555
>last week of school
>friend and I are walking around the park because we finished our finals
>some guy asks us if we have a light
>I pull out a pack of matches from my bag
>he thanks us, invites us to his circle
>we make small talk as he prepares the gravity bong
>they let me go first, hit the whole fucking thing in one go
>cough for like 5 minutes straight, luckily I had some green tea on me
>we hang out at the park until my friend has to take the bus
>I'm still high as a fucking kite as I get home
>fuck, I'm on dinner duty that night
>haphazardly dump some rice in the rice cooker, put chicken in the oven, dropping pots and pans and shit
>mom asks if I'm OK, tell her I'm just tired
>head to my room, jam out to Pond the rest of the night

>freshman year of college
>first week of classes
>roommate pulls out pipe and asks if i smoke
>I say no and he says that I can have greens
>Smoke greens
>Been gay ever since

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>>38348555
>be 15
>hang out and have LAN parties with nerdy sperg friends and sleep overs every weekend and after school
>one day a kid a two years above us came over
>hes a long time child hood friend of the kid who hosts the LAN parties
>hes full robot and i relate to him alot better than the other guys
>we get to know each other better and by summer we hung out alot
>asks me if i want to smoke weed with him
>sure why not all the cool kids do it
>he shows me how to light the pipe and i take way too big of a first hit
>cough for maybe 4 minutes straight spitting into his trash can
>after sitting up straight immediately realize how high i am
>start having crazy wavy visuals
>we talk and listen to music
>brightidea.jpg
>ask him to let me see his computer
>hahaha hey check this out
>type in "black people with machine guns" on youtube
>laugh our asses off to the vids we find
>keep looking for funny vids and talking about life for hours

Im still friends with him but hes become a functional cyborg and hes really really smart where as im really dumb academically.
Still my best and only friend though.

>camp counselor for middle and high school programs at a college
>I'm only sixteen anyway but still doing it
>counselors meet up for a rager pre-camp
>ages 16-22
>my first time drinking after being pretty much morally against it for my entire life
>someone says we're all going to the attic to smoke weed
>why the hell not
>everybody's in a circle, loading a piece
>buddy to my right walks me through it, I remember him kind of sounding like a roller coaster attendant going through safety bar mechanics
>Take a hit
>cough like crazy
>pass and lean back
>piece hasn't even gotten back to me and I'm slowly throwing my arms left and right across me
>"guys. There is definite limb delay."
>everybody dies laughing at me
>it becomes an inside joke for the counselor

Fun night. Everybody kept a close eye on me though. I kept sharing things about my perception and having people be like "omg he's tripping balls"

First time I got high was off of spice.
>16yrs old
>sleep over cousins place
>they're gonna smoke some spice
>we gotta do it under a truck try not to get caught
>load up spice into bong
>cousin tells me not to take a big hits cause it's strong and first time
>"ok i got it"
>take my hits
>cousin says i did too much
>say i feel fine
>moments later we go back into his room
>holy fuck it's hitting me
>room is closing in on me
>cousins looked sinister
>im rocking back and forth
>saying "why did you do this to me"
>cousins telling me i'm freaking out and need to relax
>they try to get me to just sit still and watch something
>not working still freaking out
>they get me to lie down on the bed and just go to sleep
>doze off, wake up next morning they're telling me how I spazzed
And then that same night I did it again and it was great, felt like paradise and I continue to smoke k2 every now and then till like a few months before it became illegal. $20 for 5g that you can get at a smoke shop, good times but I don't miss ot much

>>38348555
Almost every time I've smoked weed I ended up driving.

>>38348555
guys its just weed your acting like its fucking meth. stupid thread

>1/8th in 5 minutes via a pipe
this didn't happen

>>38349209
Mines was a spice story though.

>>38349209
>>38349295
Yeah spice boy rides hard but mostly this is just people reminiscing about our "first times"

>>38349209
you're acting like smoking weed for the first time isn't intense as fuck and worth a greentext thread

>>38349209
Wahahaahahhahahaha anon! Holy fuck! Smoke weed every day you ninny! You fucking ninny muggins! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off!

Getting high and jacking off is the fucking TITS!

>Get some butter cookies as bonus for a job
>Eat one
>Mouth goes dry a few minutes later
>Watch tv
>buddy and I get water
He said they were fucking strong, and he was experienced. That was my first time getting high. We watched The Matrix on DVD. It was like 2001.

>>38348555
>16
>first day of summer
>get super fucking baked
>sober up
>go home