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Anybody else here who isn't autistic nor ugly but just too lazy to be social and work??

I could probably fit in with some "normies" but they kinda piss me off with their pointless talking. I like to eat delicious food, have a nice nap and play some video games.

Also the idea of working sounds too troublesome, it's not fun and it's too exhausting, also you have to deal with dumb people all the time. I don't want to grow up, life with no responsibilities is much better.
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That's why I got rich, to escape society.

We'll see if it's worth all the effort
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>>38389003
I feel you bro. I'm fairly confident and funny, had a bunch of "friends" in highschool, but I just can't fucking stand being around normies, it's just so exhausting.
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>>38389584
how 2 get rich plz teach me
t.miserable wagecuck

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Just wanna share something with you guys, i recommend you do it if you have some extra cash.

I am a shut in robot with a job, over the years i accumulated some extra disposable income since i have no friends or gf and never go out.

I went to Germany on vacation a couple years ago and stayed with a relative, and accidentally found out about FKK clubs.

It's basically a huge spa center with pools, saunas, etc, only its filled with smoking hot prostitutes. Its all legal, the girls are constantly tested for STDs, the rooms are clean, facilities are top notch.

Now the thing is, its fucking dirt cheap! Entrance fee is 80 euro which is about $90 for the whole day, and everything is included, all you can eat and drink(food is amazing), pools, saunas, Jacuzzi etc.

For 60 euro you can pick any girl and take her to a private room where she will fuck your brains out for 30 minutes. There was about 50 girls when i was there ranging from 7-10, most of them were 8s, a few girls were just out of this world 10/10 hot.

Girls this hot would cost you $500 in the states and you would get awful service.

So stop whining about no sex, and go to Europe.

Pic unrelated; a girl i fucked in Budapest for $55.
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>>38388948
Nobody is whining about no sex. We're whining about no gf. You can't buy a gf.
But good on you for having a go at a literal whore.
Retardo.
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>>38388948
Wow theres tons of places where hoes are cheap. So what? U can go to brazil or thailand and rent hot 19 yo for 20$/night.
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>>38388948
i live in europe and i'm a virgin

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Have you ever been to a girls room ?
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last time i was in a girls room i was in a threesome with her and a female friend
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>>38388924
I have originally been in a girls room.
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yeah i've been in my mums room, dumbass

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"It's okay anon, I won't tell anybody"
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>>38388910
You can tell everybody I tapped that ass.
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one day I'll nut inside a nigger poon that's sure
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>>38388910
>implying id be into that
remember to report and sage these low effort threads

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Not being genitally mutilated is literally the one good thing about my childhood that keeps me from killing myself.
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A-anon that's a very little reason to not kill yourself...
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>>38388907
>tfw circumcised

i dont really care that much, but if i ever had a european girlfriend i feel like she'd care. kind of makes me sad, because i really want a european girlfriend.
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>>38388955
>i dont really care that much

Uh huh.

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According to the CDC, this is the average American female. She is 5'4" and 166 pounds. This is what you are competing for.
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>>38388862
According to the CDC, this is the average American male. He is 5'9" and 195 pounds. This is who you are competing against.

How does this make you feel?
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bumping cause im interested in thoughts
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>>38388862
According to the CDC your gay.

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American robots, how come you haven't expressed your 2nd amendment rights to purchase a firearm?
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Because it's fucking expensive.
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>>38388801

>$500 is expensive
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too expensive and have to register. like with literally every single other thing with the exact same barriers.

i can't afford precautions yet. my dream home defense weapon is the MpX though.
https://youtu.be/eIKOW67K5RQ
dream gun, you could take it camping with you and drop it in a lake and still fire it.

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I hate being a dicklet so much, literally this is the only reason keeping me back from being a normie
4.5x5 inches of fucking misery and pain, and fuck off I won't become an oral god

I'd rather be an ugly 400 lbs cripple with no legs and hands so I would never think about sex ever
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>>38388781
>tfw 7x5 and 6'1
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>>38388781
Ur fucked op
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>>38388930
Yeah to make it even worse i'm 6"2

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who here /hates their family/?

>get home with mom and brother
>dad has his door shut because he's a porn addict (not joking)
>dad comes out obviously in a bad mood, probably from having his porn session cut short
>mom and dad start yelling at each other over stupid shit, mom gets in her car and leaves, dad goes outside and starts drinking
>brother is laying on the couch playing stupid instagram videos at full volume on his phone

Holy fuck, somebody save me from this hell
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You have it easy some people don't have a family
All families fight but they make up for it
What I'd worry about is your brother who seems to be growing very disconnected from the family
You still seem to care about it but your brother might have a serious issue
the reason he's watching the instagram videos at full volume is to drown out the arguing btw
and he probebly hates your family more so than you do
You dad probebly jerk off a lot cause the sex relationship between him and his mother have been bad for a while probebly
And his constant masturbation isn't helping it.
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>>38388772
>dad is a porn addict
Well maybe if you're mom started putting out more
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>>38389312
I've been a porn addict for 16 years. Lack of sex has nothing to do with it. Even when I had girlfriends and fuckbuddies I'd still watch porn on a daily basis.

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my thirsty beta male friend hasn't texted me in a week. WTF do I do? I can't text him first, that would flip the dynamics of the relationship. help.
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Stop the fucking mind games, Stacy. He'll get fed up with it sooner or later. I wish he'd wise up and do it sooner. I fucking hate it when people don't even give a simple ok i read your message
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>>38388706
Fuck him like a true friend.
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>>38388706
fuck the dynamics, as a fellow thirsty beta male i know that guys don't give a fuck about the dynamics or anything like that, be the girl that you think he would want the most and just get on with it

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>this is someones son

really maques you think
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It makes my willy stand erect too
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really makes you twink
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is his willy widdle?

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>friends invite me out for sushi
>one of them complains to me about how I should stop dipping my sushi in a soy sauce/wasabi mixture

If I'm paying over $13 for a sushi roll I will do whatever I want with it. It's not like I was submerging the thing in soy sauce.
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>>38388679

That's rude. But your friend probably didn't mean it meanly but still.

Rude.
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>>38388679
Wew, what a weeaboo your friend is. It's not like you're actually in Japan or anything.
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>friends
>out
>edit filename to hide the fact that it's from facebook

yeah oki doki budy i dont think you need to 2 b here in this site? understand? yeah? please go back to where you need to be ok?

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Neet life coming to an end. Being forced to get a job and pay $450 a month.

It's over for me boys. It's fucking over.
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$450 is a really good deal, congrats!

That's only your rent, though, right? I can't imagine that's your total monthly costs.
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>>38388704
Food and other stuff too but I still need to pay for cellphone and anything elsd
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>>38388719
So, your rent and food come to $450 a month.

That's insanely good - you must be a master of budgeting or living on beans and ground-up newspaper.

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Real nigga time, robots. What is one fatal flaw about women that makes you resent them?
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>>38388652
Most of them I've met live in such a sheltered little bubble that they genuinely believe that humanity is "mostly good" and that people want to "do good."
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>>38388652
How emotional they get.
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>>38388652
I don't resent women.

If I get dubs, you all will never have sex in the future.
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>>38388638
you failed miserably
obongo
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So I'm not gonna die a virgin? Neat.
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>>38388638
If dubs, I'm losing my virginity in another week

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