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>>38429373
> be me
> before jacking off: I want to bust a nut
> after jacking off: I want to crush skulls

>corridors

Do you live in the same big house or something? Please explain where the fuck you would encounter in a corridor

>>38429373
>before jacking off: aw yea take this nut girl
>after jacking off: wait no give that back!

>>38429364
Delete your frogs.

>>38429376
I love my frogs, I will never delete them, senpai

>>38429432
This is the frog of eternal loneliness.
Have fun being alone forever, faggot.

Sure. Not like your bitch ass was going to finish anyway.

Yes. 21 is very young. It's not like you'll be 45. Even then, most people wouldn't care.

>>38429329
No. You won't fit in at uni when you're older and that'she the best place to find your life career and best friends. I'don't say don'the do it unless financial benefits are too good to pass on.

I'm moving to a new city in two weeks. It's smaller than where I live now, and friendlier. I hope I can find some happiness there, I'm really lonely and anxious these days.

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>>38429251
Please leave a comment in this original thread.

Why do you seem so desperate faggot, I think it's your pic

I can't relate to this because you must be a special kind of retard to not know how to swim

yeah, I grew up in florida how the fuck /wouldnt/ I know how to swim?

>>38429248
>tfw i can swim from one place to another but i can't stay in one place because i will go under water like a fucking brick

>>38429208
I don't know what to ask for either dude, I just tell them that I want something tidy, and they do this all the time so its up to them

Just cut your own hair. Its pretty easy

>>38429208
>"o-o-one haircut please"

Fucking hell you need to get into comedy

>>38429181
how the fuck do you hide it it's pretty obvious that your hiding something if your dad tries to open your door when it's locked

>>38429181
I thought you had to be 18 to use this website?

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>be 16
>parents tell me they'll take away my PC
>tell them that l'll fuck up on purpose because I wouldn't want to give them the smug satisfaction or the idea that taking away my shit will make me succeed
>mom recognizes this behaviour because my dad would do the same kind of shit when he was young
>they don't take away my PC
I was an insufferable faggot

>>38429179
>isnt interested anymore
Implying that they were ever interested

I only opened this thread to laugh at you. Bye.

>>38429229
He was. I don't feel like explaining myself. I'm too sad and not in the mood to argue.

It could fall off you know. My uncle Terrence was a little to gung-ho on his Charles Dickens and one day it just up and quit on the poor bastard. He went to its grave everyday until the day he died

>>38429155
Be kind to your dick anon.

>>38429155
same

how to stop fapping when alone i won't ever know

>>38429093
>he thinks he's a tulpa

You should fuck off and off yourself.

Tue thrill of getting a (You) which i won't give you

PSA: all tulpas are just roleplayers

feel free to join in (it's fun if you can stand the self-aware cringe)

>>38429065
>another night playing with your dick
>stacy jumps on chads disco stick
>better go make some tendies to forget the pain
>on stacys new clothes chad makes semen stains
>lets use drugs like weed to numb the pain
>stacys mouth has seed to gain
>chad shoots ropes and makes it rain
>life boring I guess I'll sit in my room
>chad knows nothing of misery and gloom
>day of rope is at hand
>bringing guns to the high school in my pedo van
>I shoot the normies they kick the can

>You sit there waiting for your anime to finish downloading
>Chad forces his cock deep and she starts chocking

>>38429173
That doesn't even rhyme
>Anon makes shitty greentext rhyme
>Transitions and sells his boipucci for a dime
>Chad invites Stacy over cause he fucks her all the time
>Anon can't do that because he's a cuck
>Chad can though because he has all the luck

>>38429020
What's name of the anime?

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>tfw no forbidden love with a sister of battle to die in battle and reunite at the Emperor's side with

>>38429103
called Urusei Yatsura

>>38429008
Grilled cheese.

Scrambled eggs. But they are super good scrambled eggs

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>>38429008
i only know how to operate a microwave and a toaster

...so anything that can be made with those i guess

There is literally nothing wrong with that though,

>>38428984
Fuck off, feminist piece of shit. I bet you almost orgasmed as well when you made the ghostbusters female. What's next? Jane Bond? Herlock Homes?

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>>38428968
There are no females here and even when a female watches that show it's still an ew so fuck off OP and stop literally advertising a show that no one would want advertised here. The show is for normie females, and you've the audacity to post it here just because the doctor became female?

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>>38428954
you should have a celebratory drink

>>38428954
how did you do it? whats the secret to abstinence

>>38428954
>tfw no alcohol consumed in the last 29 years
Solidarity is the only drug i need.