>tfw he died for us
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He looks so alpha in this pic
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>>38440076
>standing next to two girls
>they are both touching him
not /ourguy/
never /ourguy/
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>>38440130
>These girls are his sister and mother
>Being new enough to not know Elliot Rodger
Lurk. Moar.
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*tap*
hello
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welcome to the r9k comedy club ladies and gents, my name is anon and my sole goal here is to try and kill you...with laughter
So...
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d-did you hear the one about the Jew?
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Get off the stage you retard!
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n-nigger XDDD
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i'm going to be temporarily neet for a few weeks before school starts
serious question -- how do i live like this? i can't stand just staying in my room not doing anything even slightly productive. i don't have any video games to play. don't really like games desu
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>>38440044
bump pls help
originaaaalalalal
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>>38440044
get a fucking job what else do you expect. also keep the fucking job when school starts again.
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Why do normalfags always have this need to feel productive? Also, why do you require school in order to be productive? I don't think you have the need to be productive, you just have the need to be told what to do.
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>"You must be anon. Well, it's time for your physical."
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My father once told he had erectile dysfunction and sought a doctor. The doctor wanted to check his prostate, a.k.a. finger up in butthole. The moment the doctor fingered him, he got a huge erection.
He said he was so embarrassed he couldn't even remember what the doctor said afterwards. He just wanted to leave and never come back, and so he did.
I wonder if my father is gay. That would explain somethings
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>>38440127
totally not gay. i get erections all the time when getting my prostate checked, it's normal
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>>38440127
Getting you're prostate massaged tends to feels good no matter your sexual orientation
Im gunna win the lottery friday. See you peasants later. Nerds
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dubs and OP wins the lottery
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I'm going to win the super lotto plus on Saturday believe it!
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singles and OP is a fag
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Look at the size of this BBC. DAMN.
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>>38439974
that's like 4 inches and still looks bigger than mine wtf
and i'm like 6
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>>38439996
That doesn't even make any sense.
Or
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>>38439974
Flump.
Oiy
>have drank 3 liters of coke zero so far today
>want more
Please help me
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>>38439874
You can drink as much of it as you want. That's literally the point of Coke Zero, since the additives that make it more addicting than regular soda also make it not able to become fat.
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>>38439874
Just drink some water anon
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buy more coke
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>tfw the only reason keeping me back from killing myself is that I don't want to make my parents sad
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>>38439812
Sad is a bit of an understatement.
But I see nothing wrong with that reason. It's a good reason.
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>>38439812
Same.
Hang in there dude.
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>>38439812
>having loving parents in the first place
i envy you
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Dear faggot with the blue shitbox.
When I'm signalling that I'm turning left, you can not start overtaking me from the left. You have to wait until I get to the left side of the lane and you can either wait for me to turn or overtake me from the right. Of course, no accident happened, but you honking and shouting like a madman really got me. I have not seen your face (neither I wanted to) but I remember your shitbox and your number plate. If I see it parking somewhere, I'll pimp it up a little for you. Also, transportation experiences/feels thread, I guess.
damn, writing anonymous threats to someone who will never read it feels awesome
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Leaving your bedroom was your first mistake.
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>>38440496
Suck my finger meet.
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>>38439810
you are in the wrong. Just because you signal to the left doesnt mean you can just start drifting into the left lane. If there is a car going there, and they are going some speed, and see you start to signal, and they are close enough to be able to over take you, then its your right to let them over take you.
I can imagine you turned your signal on for 1 second and then started going into the left lane while the car in the left lane was traveling faster then you, sees a car turn its blinker on for 1 second and starts swerving into his lane, and rightfully honks
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How does one apply for neetbux?
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>>38439745
Step 1: Be Disabled
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>>38440714
If I'm depressed, fairly autistic, and suffer from GAD where do I get money?
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>>38440898
Clinically diagnosed or tumblreddit diagnosed? (no one told you but you assume you are because reasons)
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Anyone have any good stories about this website, anyone hook up ect?
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pls respondddd orgrg
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>>38439672
last june when there was qtcrawler threads i met my best friend. we still talk everyday its nice having someone that cares about you
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>>38439672
Crawled a dozen thousand girls, a lot of them replied in broken English and communication was tedious and only for the sake of communicating. Found one qt not too far from me, turned out to be a single mother. Absolute drag.
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Has anyone had success finding a non-normie on any mainstream dating site? /soc/ is full of normies and /r9k/ is too small to find anybody...
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>>38439652
just list yourself as bisexual and if you answer the questions honestly you'll find at least a few robots. I found a few men's profiles near me that had signs they were a robot. Using the word normie in their profiles, saying they spend most of their time playing anime and vidya, seem to be into a lot of kinky shit, low self-confidence, etc. It isn't hard to figure out who's a robot on those websites because they stick out like a sore thumb. Even the ones who blend in appearance-wise make it obvious just by the way they type and how cynical they are.
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>>38439729
So then what? Did you give them the succ or pucc?
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>>38439763
neither lmao I don't want to talk to fucking robots can you imagine the headache? holy fucking shit hahaha
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Would you guys date a girl with a penis?
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>>38439651
Yes in fact that would be ideal
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>>38439651
No most trannyfags are hideous and also it's gay
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>>38439651
No, because they don't exist.
Only weak, broken men who want life on easy mode like a female would ever act like that.
Your brains got scrambled af from Cultural Marxism.
>R. Kelly is being accused of holding women in a "cult" where he dictates everything from what they can wear and eat to their sexual behavior and controls any communication they have with the outside world
>"You have to ask for food. You have to ask to go use the bathroom_ a master at mind control. ... He is a puppet master," said Mack. Mack is a woman previously in his sex cult.
>According to Mack, Jones and McGee, there was a 31-year-old "den mother" who recently vacated Kelly's residence. The women claim there is currently a 25-year-old woman, a 19-year-old model, a 26-year-old aspiring singer and an 18-year-old singer living with the R&B artist.
>"It was as if she was brainwashed. [She] looked like a prisoner. It was horrible. I hugged her and hugged her. But she just kept saying she's in love and [Kelly] is the one who cares for her. I don't know what to do. I hope that if I get her back, I can get her treatment for victims of cults,"
>Kelly beats them if they do something he doesn't approve, like talking to other men he doesn't like.
This is the true nature of women. Women will not have sex with you even if you offer nicely, but they will be the sex slave of Chad. They will alow Chad to beat him, allow Chad to control their social lives, allow Chad to punish them with starvation and other tortures, etc.
This proves that women have no free will. They are just machines programmed to look for a puppetmaster and after they find their puppet master they become the puppets they really are, with no agency.
Source of the story:
If you are a cuck then you can find it in HuffPost.
If you are uncucked the Fox news also has reported on it.
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>This proves that women have no free will.
This is nothing new, have you ever heard of a pimp? Someone with RKs power level would easily be a super pimp.
If a broke dirty nigga can control a dozen bitches you can only imagine what a RnB god can do. I salute him honestly, they obviously wanted, the one that told probably just didn't get her way now shes doing what woman do and placing all the blame on the man after he used her up.
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>>38439708
>This is nothing new,
I know, but if women have no free will and are subhuman (meant to be the puppets of men) then why do we give them rights?
I think we can make a good case to take away women's rights with this.
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>>38439776
lol would never happen. lets just let them continue pretenting to be sentient beings while we fill their holes with cock and cum
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Hey, robotos.
So, I'm 22/M/Cali, visiting my mom's for the summer before my senior year of college starts in the Fall.
After hitting the gym, I'm shopping at the local Rite Aid, picking up essentials like a toothbrush, toothpaste, deodorant, mouthwash, comb, and the like, carrying all the items in my left arm.
From across the aisle, I hear someone call out "hey!"
Confused, I turn my head.
I see a group of four girls, between ages 13-16 from what I could make out at the distance, one of them in the middle of the group waving to me and saying "hey!" again.
I'm really, really, really not used to girls I don't know calling to me or trying to get my attention when I go out in public, not even younger girls. Feeling slightly uncomfortable and awkward, but not wishing to be rude, I quickly smile, say "hi!" and wave, in an over friendly way, as if to say, "okay, silly, I see you calling me and I'm saying hey back," in a way one might almost call innocent flirting. I had no intentions of flirting with any of those girls, not just because of their ages, but because I'm an absolute fucking beta robot who's never had a girlfriend, is a virgin, doesn't go out, can't drive, and it currently unemployed. Now, I guess I understood that, shock of all shocks, those girls may have actually found me cute and attractive to the point where they wanted to get my attention. So, I guess my question is, how can next time something like this happens, hopefully with a girl within a better age group (18+), calls out to me or gets my attention, how can I go beyond saying "hi" and actually approach her, say something like "how are you doing?" or "where are you from?" or "what are you shopping for?" or "what school do you go to?" or "how are you enjoying this lovely weather?" or any other kind of normal conversation topic to have a pleasant, perhaps flirtatious encounter to make both parties feel happy and satisfied?
tl;dr How do I be less robot?
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Rise of the Planet of the Bump
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Dawn of the Planet of the Bump
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War for the Planet of the Bump