How does one apply for neetbux?

>>38439745

Step 1: Be Disabled

>>38440714
If I'm depressed, fairly autistic, and suffer from GAD where do I get money?

>>38440898
Clinically diagnosed or tumblreddit diagnosed? (no one told you but you assume you are because reasons)

>>38440921
depression and GAD is diagnosed but I feel like I'm on the spectrum

1. Be disabled. You will be eligible for benefits.
2. Get the help of a Social Security Disability attorney.
3. Apply for Social Security disability benefits.
4. Win case. Receive benefits.

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>>38439745
get a job and contribute something to society

>>38439745
Just apply for them. Better if you're actually retarded so you get more money.

>>38441680
I was approved first try. NEET life great if you don't mind isolation

>crippling anxiety
>depression
>binge eating disorder
>sociopath
>24 years old and never worked longer than 2 weeks
>never had a drivers license
>never graduated high school
>anxiety too overwhelming to be able to work
>can feel my stomach turning in knots even as i type this


what are my chances /r9k/?

if i dont get on disability i dont know how i'm going to provide for myself, work is out of the question

>>38439745
Step 1: You don't.
Step 2: Wait two years
Step 3: Get told to fuck off
Step 4: ????????
Step 5 : Watch fat fucks get disability for being fat which they are 100% responsible for doing to themselves, while your conditions you didn't choose to have are deemed not valid.