/r9k comedy night

d-did you hear the one about the Jew?

Get off the stage you retard!

n-nigger XDDD

>>38440056
You fucking SUCK. Say something funny!

I knew I should've gone to see Schumer instead.

So uh... normies am I right?

>random anon heckles the OP
OP lS A GlANT FAGGOT

*audience explodes in laughter*

>>38440056
Save us the time and just pass out now, faggot!

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>>38440056
*crickets*
>"show us your boipucci faggot!"
>crowd cheers in agreement
>some hetero fag in the audience says that traps are gay and that r9k is nothing but degeneracy nowadays
>alpha beta stands up
>"REEEEEEEEEEE"
>"traps are not gay!" the beta cries as he repeatedly bashes the girldick-denier's head into the table
>everyone applauds and hetero normies btfo
>OP walks off stage and offers the brave anon the microphone
>anon, unsure of himself, goes to tell a joke that his father told him as a young lad
>reply to this thread or your mother will die in her sleep

*sound of the amplifier ringing*

>>38440056
so... I'm a jew.

>>38440182
PROVE IT! SHOW US YOUR PENIS

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>>38440196
I'm such a Jew they circumcised my entire penis off

Great comedy act, or GREATEST comedy act?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTf3a4Wjlmw

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Did you know that a ton of vaginas look like roast beef?

>*chuckle sounds*

no it's fucking disgusting, if I want to stick my dick in pig meat I'd call my ex

>*audience begins booing*

roasties getting toasty

>*audience hyperventilating with laughter*

fuck normies amr?

>"What do you call a Roastie with Downs Syndrome?"
>A Roast Potato"

>>38440439
>throws poo at you