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Why is this man your favourite serial killer?
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>>38463891
He was pretty whacky. Especially with the whole nazi soap dish thing. An enigma wrapped in mental illness
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>>38463951
I made a video about him if you are interested?
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>>38464246
Are you the guy from the thread the other day? The one about which serial killer to make a video about?

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>be me
>20yro,virgin
>used to have a lot of friends in college
>all of them turned out to be poisonous snakes
>tell all of them to fuck off
>been on my own for a year or so
>started feeling too lonely, so I thought about getting a gf
>didnt have a gf until three weeks ago because too picky
>start dating some random 5/10 chick I met on tinder because idk, despite me being 8/10
>ask her to become my gf
>Three weeks later still a virgin
>she ignores me often, the lack of liking is evident and I hate her
>deeply regret it, now I want to break up
>mad as fuck
It doesn't end there
>beg parents for decent car
>give me a 1.8 at least you shitheads, I was a nice kid my whole life
>no
>they spend a fuck lot of money on a 1.0
>father mentioned a number of times in the past he wanted to sell his car but he has no balls to do it
>now he drives "my" car everyday and sends me pics whilst it was supposed to be mine
>he swears he is gonna give it to me someday
>his old car is building up dust in the garage
>fuckyou
>I never drove "my" car
>dont want it anymore so I phone my parents and engage in an argument
>They call me ungrateful
>deeply regret asking for a car, because apparently now I "have" one and owe them respect
>stop taking the bus to college out of anger
>now i walk 10 miles a day
>stop going to gym out of anger
>money is stacking up
what should I do about this life ?Everything seems to be conspiring against me. I feel like ending it at any instant
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>>38463852
Sick bait, friend.
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>>38463852
Not even my drunk ass fell for this garbage.
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>>38463922
it sure is garbage, but all of it is true
i hate myself

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Claim your 3D waifus, /r9k/

>Sabina Claimed
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>>38463697
laura wayland
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>>38463697
>having a muslim for a waifu
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>>38463863
not muslim enough

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>just got back from the cinema
>all those couples holding hands while laughing and kissing

THAT SHOULD BE ME. ITS NOT FAIR!!!
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That's what you get for going to the theater. There's nothing but garbage playing right now.
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>>38463552
>be driving
>see a young couple laughing and talking
>get depressed
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>>38463552
They only do that to show off. Don't let them bother you.

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got any good podcast recommendations robots
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>>38463536
Hardcore history
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sleepycast is the shit
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stuff they don't want you to know is good if you like the spooks

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>weigh myself Saturday morning, 119.4 lbs
>go on huge food binge over weekend
>weigh myself Monday morning, 122.2 lbs
>figure I need a 10500 calorie deficit to recover from the weight gain
>devise diet/exercise plan to accomplish this over two weeks
>follow plan on Monday
>weigh myself Tuesday morning, 119.8 lbs
What the fuck is this sorcery, and how do I bottle and sell it?
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>>38463506
lol how tall are you
i'm very skinny but 145 lbs (6'5)
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>>38463506
That's fuckin water weight dumbass
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When you weighed yourself the last time, had you just taken a shit?

You have to be consistent about the time of day when you weigh yourself and also whether you do it before or after shitting.

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IPirde Hoax Thread

SPREADING OPERATION
>>>/bant/1473302

>>>/b/739312422
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bump newt
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>>38463467
Bamperinoz
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It's actually #iPride

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No offense, but /r/incel has this place beat in terms of misogyny. Step your game up, r9k.

> and yes I know... back to plebbit
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>>38463463

those fucking fags lock their gay little sub when they get "brigaded"

People giving them arbitrary negative numbers is enough for them to give up.

They're not robots but they're just as pathetic as us.
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>>38463623
They aren't robots? More so than the normies and roasties that infest this place.
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>>38463791
this is true, I'm pretty sure a sizable portion of this board is just teenagers

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Can we have an old fashioned normies getting what they deserve thread? I'll start with a classic, Byron Smith taking out a couple normalfags who tried to burglarize his home on Thanskgiving.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugd_2sxnfko
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Wypipo BTFO, thank fucking god. Two less mayo cumstain on this earth. I hate crackers and I cant fucking wait for white genocide. Dog bless migration.
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>>38463441

>normies
>committing felonies

Normalfags don't break into people's homes dumbass
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>>38463524
What the fuck kind of make believe land did you grow up in where high school teens didn't commit felonies all the time?

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Elementary Schools
>almost all women teachers

Middle Schools
>75% female teachers

High Schools
>50% female teachers

I'm pulling the numbers out of my ass, but its pretty accurate to what I've observed working in public education.

Why do you think this is?

Pic unrelated
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>>38463424
Men are less likely to want to be around little kids, and would rather teach older kids. I guess.
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Because "teaching" in elementary schools is like 50% daycare, but as kids get older schools can focus more on pure education, which appeals more to men
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>High Schools
>50%

lol try 90%

>live in dirty motel in northern Nevada
>make $250 a week working at gas station
>unironically eating dollar-store cornflakes with $2 bourbon

How much lower can a person go without being homeless?
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dude, here minimum wage is less than 100/month so shut up and work
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>>38463405
Cockroaches and bedbugs
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>>38463405
are you in Wendover anon?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd988UHR-Tg

>When two best friends decide to take a tropical vacation to escape the stress of their lives, a hurricane warning sends their flight to St. Louis, and the two of them subsequently begin fighting for the same guy they met on the plane.
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Ugh! OK, I'm sorry, but really? Are you kidding me right now? Putting aside that this type of premise is beyond dead and tired, for this to come out in a post-Wonder Woman era, this is fucking insulting. Don't get me wrong, I love beautiful women with curvy bodies as much as the next guy (and girl, for that matter; whatever rocks your boat, ladies, I don't judge), but really, we're still doing this? And there's not even a hint of subtlety to it. Guy coming between two best friends. Haha, you're so clever, movie! Why don't you hit me in the face with this sledgehammer of a symbolism while you're at it? But if you're gonna do this, at least put some kind of spin on it! Why not make one of the girls gay (I don't care if it's Alexandra or Kate's character, either one will work) and have her struggle with confessing her love to her best friend?
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Would the girls fight over you anon
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do we know if its going to have tits and ass in it?

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>walk into your room
>see this on the bedsheets
What do?
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>>38463302
*notices its buldge on my bedsheets*

OwO what's this???
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>tfw no furry transbian gf
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I'd rather walk in and see this, sans the cum of course. I want him all to myself. Holy shit why am I such a faggot?

What do you guys think about Milo Yiannopoulos?Is he a friend to robots?
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>>38463105
This isn't /pol/ so i don't think he is even in the robot sphere.

That being said I like him because he appropriates alt-right ideals but still is a faggot

I'd say for a gay catholic he can definetly understand our scenario and perhaps befriend a robot, but judging how he brands himself i don't think he'd publicly be friends with robots.

>inb4 he's a jew and race-mixer/pedo
which btw this is 4chan and idk why people get so bent out of shape about pedophilia when this site used to have a mod that let cp slide
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He got so fucking boring

Nobody even thinks about him anymore
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>>38463105
I like how chaotic he is.

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Race mixing in Poland is on the rise.

2014
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21 weeks pregnant - we know gender
2017
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about being a single mother

pic related is a nigger that knocked her up. How does that make you feel /pol/?
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this is their hideous looking baby
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>>38463112
JUST FUCK MY GENE POOL UP
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Why the fuck is it always blondes who go after coloured dick?

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