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>weigh myself Saturday morning, 119.4 lbs >go on huge food

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>weigh myself Saturday morning, 119.4 lbs
>go on huge food binge over weekend
>weigh myself Monday morning, 122.2 lbs
>figure I need a 10500 calorie deficit to recover from the weight gain
>devise diet/exercise plan to accomplish this over two weeks
>follow plan on Monday
>weigh myself Tuesday morning, 119.8 lbs
What the fuck is this sorcery, and how do I bottle and sell it?
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>>38463506
lol how tall are you
i'm very skinny but 145 lbs (6'5)
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>>38463506
That's fuckin water weight dumbass
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When you weighed yourself the last time, had you just taken a shit?

You have to be consistent about the time of day when you weigh yourself and also whether you do it before or after shitting.
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>>38463506
This isn't unusual. With no changes in activity or diet my weight fluctuates about 10 lbs.
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>>38463506
>oy vey i gained and lost 1.8 lbs in 2 days after taking a shit!! btw im a grill ;)
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>>38463578
Can you post your skeleton hands
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>>38463652
op here
i'm a skinny manlet
tf are you talking about
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>>38463757
sure but no bully
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>>38463614
When I weighed myself on Saturday, all tanks were empty. I haven't shit at all since then. Both weighings were at the same time in the morning
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>>38463506
you were nakes while weighting yourself
hmm
you loose water from your body and your shit weight too you no that
also be my gf
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>>38463786
y are you so skinny?
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>>38463975
Naked both times, similar hydration, I haven't shit in days.

>>38463578
5'5 manlet

>>38463652
There's no way I didn't gain weight after what I ate. It can't all be water, it would just be impossible.
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>>38464007
yes actually lost many weight the last months
i ate less than 500 calories today i feel dying my heart is hurting and i think i will have a heart attack send help pls
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>>38464034
For gods sake drink some coconut water or Powerade Zero.
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>>38464093
implying i will found those in small markets
implying i have the guts to go to a supermarket
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Sometimes people ask my secret as to how I lost so much weight so fast while still eating so much and I wish I could tell them I just learned to shove my fingers down my throat.
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>>38464118
Tomato juice, bananas, and no-salt substitute also work.
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>>38464149
i don't like tomatos
bananas are expensive
i'm living on bread eggs and water
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>>38464265
is the bread at least whole wheat? atleast start using whole wheat bread.
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>>38464293
i don't like its taste
but i will do follow your advice ;) thanks for bothering talking to me
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>>38464331
np fren, i want to help you gain weight. I'm fat so i have the opposite problem of yours haha :^)
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>>38464331
>not liking whole wheat bread
Manchild detected.
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>>38464132
Thats a good alternative but I don't want to fuck up my insides not OP
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>>38464356
thanks you sound like a great dude i hope you loose weight become a chad and leave this shithole
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>>38463786
ayy lmao take me to your leader
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>>38464265
Literally just have anything with potassium because that's what's going to prevent you from having a heart attack due to malnutrition.
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>>38464467
I don't want to fuck up my insides either but I really don't want to be fat, and I'm already fucked in the head with bad teeth and am probably going to kill myself one day anyway. The only real immediate drawback is that binges are really expensive and it's taking a toll on my savings.
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>>38464562
Also it hurts a lot but I can cope with that.
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>>38464024
Just because you binge eat for a short time doesn't suddenly make you gain a lot of weight. Your gut doesn't process a lot of the food you eat. Hence shit. If you consistently eat more calories than you use over time you will gain weight.
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>Go to doctors last year and get weighed,128 pounds
>Doctor is somehow genuinely worried and wants me to gain 5 pounds
>Come back this year and get weighed at 130 pounds
>Doctor chuckles and says "Nice hustle"
What the fuck did he mean by this?
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>>38464776
I haven't shit at all though, and it seems highly unlikely that my body would just choose not to process those calories
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>>38464947
he is flirting with you
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