My new room mates are super chads, who fuck new bitches every weekend.
>mfw the girls bully me when they see me
just fight back, drunk sluts that about to get plowed by some guy who picked them up should at least be easy pickings for slut shaming or father issues
my hairline is like pic releated
am i fucked?
im 19yo btw
yes, also it should be a good motivation to cut it. having the same look with a literal nu-male
Mine is just as bad if not slightly worse. Don't worry about it. Unless it is actually falling out you are good.
is it gay that I wanna be a girl?
I'm still only interested in other girls
>>38505094
You're not gay you just have a mental illness.
>>38505094
>other girls
You aren't a girl. You'll never be a girl, even should you cut off your dick. Seek help.
its not gay you are ugly n other girls are cute
>looking at milk production breast massage videos on youtube with a boner
>start touching peepee
>for some reason end up at ZZ Tops La Grange
>sounds good, start stroking my dick to the tune of the guitar for shits and giggles
>decide to listen to the song a few times while doing it because I just discovered this song and this is kinda funny
>accidentally cum out of the sudden
>fapped to ZZ Tops La Grange
>>38373733
best thread I saw today
just so you know
>enjoy the idea of watching anime more than the act of actually do it.
Anyone know this feel?
I also know this feel. I get excited at the thought of getting into anime but I never do. Same for MMORPGs. I download or buy them and never even make a character.
Yeah. For me it's mainly because i find it hard to discover a good anime. It's just fanservice and after 13 or 25 episodes they're done and they told you 1/100 of the whole story
complete opposite here. It all looks like weeb trash then when I finally watch an episode I'm hooked.
How do you stalk people efficiently? Got any tips, robots?
Here's an old list of resources, some links are probably dead by now.
>>38505062
step 1:get out of here.
>>38505095
Wow dude, that's rude.
Can we get an awkward school experience thread going?
I'll give one to get the ball rolling.
>be 16, 2011ish
>not too beta, but not alpha either, somewhere in between
>had objectively attractive gf
>things are going well
>one day receive string of texts from unknown number
>read texts
>texts were a series of erotic poems written about my gf
>"her beautiful golden breasts, like a beacon signalling to be caressed"
>think its a joke
>check number with a few people's phones
>quickly found out that it was the kid that unironically wore those furry tales and ears
>just ignored
>felt sorry for the guy
>never mentioned again
How would you have reacted?
I love children. Their soft little tummies need to be cuddled and their mouths need to be on my cock!
I cant take it anymore. I need a loli
Totally not FBI here but I agree with you man! Haha. Now where do you live so we can talk about this in person. You know for fun haha!
>>38373752
Nice try I am on 3 DIffrent VPns.
The hate against us pedophiles is dumn children can sonsent if they can consent to eating its not FORCE FEEDING if they want aice cream same goes withs ex it doesnt make it diffrent
Do you guys think "thin privilege" is real?
If so, do you have it?
"muh genetics" "The world is too hard for me" "I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE A CERTAIN TASTE IN WOMEN, IF YOU DON'T CONSIDER ME SEXY I'LL CALL YOU OUT IN YOUR MISOGYNISTIC WAYS UNTIL YOU DO"
Kys tumblr
>>38505131
>"muh genetics"
>tee hee I eat so much and never get fat. guess I have naturally high metabolism
FUCK OFF THIN PRIVILEGED FUCKS
>>38505019
Don't men more easily lose fat and gain muscle? I guess it kinda exists.
How does it feel knowing the only thing holding you back is you?
Go out there and just be yourself, anon! That's what I do and I'm always drowning in sweet virgin pussy! You could have the same life if you just put down the pizza, stopped watching anime and playing with your poke-mans and ponies. Sure, I'm a geek, too, but everything in moderation, yo.
Is killing yourself illegal?
Could you get charged for attempted murder if you somehow fail to die?
Please KYS for making this thread please.
Murder: "the unlawful premeditated killing of one human being by another"
DOES THIS ANSWER YOUR STUPID QUESTION
>>38373714
It doesnt actually
Still havent said wether or not murder is illegal
>>38373686
No u
Hey there robots, aspies, and NEET-nation kiddos. I'm admittedly not super familiar with this board, but I'm just swinging through with an informal survey.
How /pol/ is it in here lately? Like on a scale of 1-10 or if you have a better way to represent it. I'm honestly just curious about your view on if there's been any change over time.
Interested in what you have to say. Or tell me to get fucked. Whatever. Thanks!
>>38373635
/pol/ has memed its way into real life. There's no fucking escaping it. Believe me, I've tried. It's everywhere. Just give up if you're looking for a /pol-free zone.
Also Afghan Whigs is a great band.
>texting dealer via whatsapp
>We've texted about how many grams of molly, places hours and shit
>I ask him "is your partner Name here?"
>Freaks out, tells me not to put that stuff in text
What did he mean by this? Not to say his partner Name gave me his number by saying "I'm not in City, man, but here you got my partner's number, he lives near Public Building" right after asking him for 2 grams of an illegal substance.
>>38373634
i think your fallacy is assuming there's some kind of genuine logic to his request. dunno how to break it to you, but folks selling drugs are sometimes a little illogical and paranoid.
ideally NONE of that shit should be happening via text. but the chances of anyone getting nicked are so incredibly small that obviously everyone communicates this way. if he ever gets nailed for something and they go through his phone, i promise you throwing out another dude's name once isn't going to make or break a case.
Have any of you robots ever been recognized on here before? How were you recognized? How did you react?
i revealed in an OP that i was norwegian and a gay gerontophile and someone from the norway general on int recognised me and called me by my name
Femanons, why don't you have a refugee boyfriend yet??
Are you racist?!
When I was young I accidentally saw a girls boob.
She had very cute small pink nipples.
That girl is now dating a refugee.
I, unsurprisingly, live in Sweden.
>>38373557
kys dune coon
>>38373610
>Swedish
Didn't read all the way to end to know this.