>5 years in and bf still doesn't suspect I cheated on him.
>tfw people think karma is a thing
When I rub my balls and sniff my hand ten seconds later my hand smells like A fine honduran cigar. Mwah, exquisite.
If betaness could be reversed with a simple pill, would you take it?
testosterone replacement therapy whoa
>>38374323
No I grew to enjoy my robot qualities.
AAAAGGHHHH FUCK OFF ALEX JONES I DONT WANT YOUR ALPHA CHAD PILLS
Why are there so many fucking normalfags here? Are we being invaded by /reddit/?
4chan has a whole is, it's been in the mainstream for a while but it's hitting critical mass atm.
Open borders policy.
>>38374220
Welcome to summer. It's when normies hit critical mass.
>>38374220
>Why are there so many fucking normalfags here? Are we being invaded by /reddit/?
Anon, you are three years too late to make this post
The invasion has happened a long time ago
I doubt the average user of /r9k/ is even a robot now - probably not even a virgin, and if they are, still in high school
>>38374278
>implying you aren't a normalfag
What happens after death? Have you guys ever read something that made sense on the subject or anything that will take the mystery out of it? I already bought a gun and decided i definately want to an hero before 30, bit the though of the u knows is so scary to me. What if death...you know...sucks?
(You) will go to hell.
Unless you...
I imagine it's like how it was before you were born. You won't perceive anything because your consciousness has completely dissipated.
>>38374192
>I already bought a gun and decided i definately want to an hero before 30
Why? Also how old are you now?
I've read a lot on it and seen interesting videos but a lot of shit I seen fags on 4chan just don't talk about it. This isn't a very spiritual place you know.
>oh hey anon.... shall I show you inside...?
>>38374161
Is this the methadone clinic?
>dirty whore trying to dress like a classy whore
>>38374199
>Is this the methadone clinic?
kek'd
How goes that weight loss?
Morale is the most important aspect of weight loss. Anything else can be achieved with low effort if former is present.
I got down to 86 from 95 at the start of the month and lost all motivation after that. These past two days I ate two big bags of chips, large fries, and a stuff crust Little Caesars pizza. I feel like absolute shit right now and can barely move. I'm back at 90.5 pounds now, but I hope it doesn't stick for too long. I feel like I'll never lose my weight because I can back in forth between feeling like I should get skinny and realizing it's pointless to get fit if I'm ugly and introverted.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/323580/Jotun
Get a permanent copy while you can.
Just downloaded mine. Thanks for the headsup anon.
Hope you're hanging in there.
>>38374463
Check out one of my stories if you want to thank me:
http://archiveofourown.org/users/TimedWatcher/works
Do you enjoy hurting people?
How do you do it?
Haha chicken in a football jacket
Guys I'm being deadly serious. I want some constant, dynamic excitement in my life and my friends and hobbies aren't providing it.
It may sound silly but I want to join a cool asian gang. I know a few in the area.
>High tier classy outfits
>Knowledgeable gang leaders
>Long nights with your bros drinking and fucking whores
>Constantly seeking adventure for the next drug bust and beating up some scrub from another faction
>Mad dosh if you play your cards right
>Free drugs and alcohol
>Free pad and place to stay
Someone please give me reasons for or against joining up with one. I'm white, fit, 6' even, can fight, and I speak Mandarin.
I found a local branch of the Triad and got some contacts and they might just let me in.
I'm fucking stoked, but I want some advice from you guys before I take the final leap.
I'd say do it if you don't care about dying, but they will more than likely put you as their personal garbage man or something not that exciting to begin with
Since you're not asian i wouldn't suggest that you do it, you'll look pretentious.
>>38374099
You'll most likely end up as cannonfodder grunt, especially since you're white. But still, if you want to thread a dark path filled with death and misery, be my guest, but you have been warned.
>Salty
Why all of a sudden this new generation became fixated on this word? It's like we're in a 2011 FGC stream.
>>38374076
what word is the FGC using now so we can get a 6 year head start on the next big slang word
>>38374076
Salty cuck famalam autistic T B H dank memes
>>38374076
>FGC stream
what is the FGC?
What is the drug for robots?
What is your drug of choice?
>>38505126
downer....heroin
pure bliss then self destruction in the long run...we dont give a fuck about death anyway
upper...i dont know
Weed is THE neet drug. Harmless, cheap and lets you handle doing nothing. Used to be addicted to booze. Would not recommend.
>>38505176
considering these are the easiest to buy and good for doing alone id have to agree.
>do training for blood drawing and heart monitoring jobs
>think I'll go to a comfy lab job
>take externship after education
>never use anything I learned and just wipe asses and dress people for $15/hour, on 12 hour shifts
Place I work is constantly short-staffed, has difficult/aggressive residents, and the work can be exhausting. When I'm not working I'm sleeping. Getting real tired of this shit
>>38373986
Bumpityy bumpp
I need some feels annons. Hit me.with the best storys/green-texts you have
Please answer honestly.
Your age?
Number of girls you've asked out?
Height?
Are you a virgin?
>>38505103
>23 years old
>1 or 2 girls I've asked out
>6'4
>Of course, why would I be on this board?
Don't see the point of these threads desu
>>38505177
came here to check your dubs
>>38505103
>19
>0
>6'6"
>Yes, and I'm waiting for marriage