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>5 years in and bf still doesn't suspect I cheated on him.
>tfw people think karma is a thing
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When I rub my balls and sniff my hand ten seconds later my hand smells like A fine honduran cigar. Mwah, exquisite.
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If betaness could be reversed with a simple pill, would you take it?
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testosterone replacement therapy whoa
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>>38374323
No I grew to enjoy my robot qualities.
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AAAAGGHHHH FUCK OFF ALEX JONES I DONT WANT YOUR ALPHA CHAD PILLS

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Why are there so many fucking normalfags here? Are we being invaded by /reddit/?
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4chan has a whole is, it's been in the mainstream for a while but it's hitting critical mass atm.

Open borders policy.
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>>38374220
Welcome to summer. It's when normies hit critical mass.
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>>38374220
>Why are there so many fucking normalfags here? Are we being invaded by /reddit/?

Anon, you are three years too late to make this post

The invasion has happened a long time ago

I doubt the average user of /r9k/ is even a robot now - probably not even a virgin, and if they are, still in high school

>>38374278
>implying you aren't a normalfag

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What happens after death? Have you guys ever read something that made sense on the subject or anything that will take the mystery out of it? I already bought a gun and decided i definately want to an hero before 30, bit the though of the u knows is so scary to me. What if death...you know...sucks?
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(You) will go to hell.
Unless you...
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I imagine it's like how it was before you were born. You won't perceive anything because your consciousness has completely dissipated.
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>>38374192
>I already bought a gun and decided i definately want to an hero before 30

Why? Also how old are you now?

I've read a lot on it and seen interesting videos but a lot of shit I seen fags on 4chan just don't talk about it. This isn't a very spiritual place you know.

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>oh hey anon.... shall I show you inside...?
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>>38374161
Is this the methadone clinic?
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>dirty whore trying to dress like a classy whore
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>>38374199
>Is this the methadone clinic?

kek'd

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How goes that weight loss?
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Morale is the most important aspect of weight loss. Anything else can be achieved with low effort if former is present.
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I got down to 86 from 95 at the start of the month and lost all motivation after that. These past two days I ate two big bags of chips, large fries, and a stuff crust Little Caesars pizza. I feel like absolute shit right now and can barely move. I'm back at 90.5 pounds now, but I hope it doesn't stick for too long. I feel like I'll never lose my weight because I can back in forth between feeling like I should get skinny and realizing it's pointless to get fit if I'm ugly and introverted.

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http://store.steampowered.com/app/323580/Jotun

Get a permanent copy while you can.
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Just downloaded mine. Thanks for the headsup anon.
Hope you're hanging in there.
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>>38374463
Check out one of my stories if you want to thank me:

http://archiveofourown.org/users/TimedWatcher/works

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Do you enjoy hurting people?

How do you do it?
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Haha chicken in a football jacket

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Guys I'm being deadly serious. I want some constant, dynamic excitement in my life and my friends and hobbies aren't providing it.

It may sound silly but I want to join a cool asian gang. I know a few in the area.

>High tier classy outfits
>Knowledgeable gang leaders
>Long nights with your bros drinking and fucking whores
>Constantly seeking adventure for the next drug bust and beating up some scrub from another faction
>Mad dosh if you play your cards right
>Free drugs and alcohol
>Free pad and place to stay

Someone please give me reasons for or against joining up with one. I'm white, fit, 6' even, can fight, and I speak Mandarin.

I found a local branch of the Triad and got some contacts and they might just let me in.

I'm fucking stoked, but I want some advice from you guys before I take the final leap.
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I'd say do it if you don't care about dying, but they will more than likely put you as their personal garbage man or something not that exciting to begin with
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Since you're not asian i wouldn't suggest that you do it, you'll look pretentious.
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>>38374099
You'll most likely end up as cannonfodder grunt, especially since you're white. But still, if you want to thread a dark path filled with death and misery, be my guest, but you have been warned.

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>Salty

Why all of a sudden this new generation became fixated on this word? It's like we're in a 2011 FGC stream.
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>>38374076
what word is the FGC using now so we can get a 6 year head start on the next big slang word
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>>38374076
Salty cuck famalam autistic T B H dank memes
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>>38374076
>FGC stream
what is the FGC?

What is the drug for robots?

What is your drug of choice?
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>>38505126
downer....heroin

pure bliss then self destruction in the long run...we dont give a fuck about death anyway

upper...i dont know
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Weed is THE neet drug. Harmless, cheap and lets you handle doing nothing. Used to be addicted to booze. Would not recommend.
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>>38505176
considering these are the easiest to buy and good for doing alone id have to agree.

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>do training for blood drawing and heart monitoring jobs
>think I'll go to a comfy lab job
>take externship after education
>never use anything I learned and just wipe asses and dress people for $15/hour, on 12 hour shifts
Place I work is constantly short-staffed, has difficult/aggressive residents, and the work can be exhausting. When I'm not working I'm sleeping. Getting real tired of this shit
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>>38373986
Bumpityy bumpp

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I need some feels annons. Hit me.with the best storys/green-texts you have
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Please answer honestly.

Your age?

Number of girls you've asked out?

Height?

Are you a virgin?
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>>38505103
>23 years old
>1 or 2 girls I've asked out
>6'4
>Of course, why would I be on this board?

Don't see the point of these threads desu
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>>38505177
came here to check your dubs
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>19
>0
>6'6"
>Yes, and I'm waiting for marriage

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