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Should I join the Triad? 2017-07-14 10:17:12 Post No. 38374099
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Guys I'm being deadly serious. I want some constant, dynamic excitement in my life and my friends and hobbies aren't providing it.
It may sound silly but I want to join a cool asian gang. I know a few in the area.
>High tier classy outfits
>Knowledgeable gang leaders
>Long nights with your bros drinking and fucking whores
>Constantly seeking adventure for the next drug bust and beating up some scrub from another faction
>Mad dosh if you play your cards right
>Free drugs and alcohol
>Free pad and place to stay
Someone please give me reasons for or against joining up with one. I'm white, fit, 6' even, can fight, and I speak Mandarin.
I found a local branch of the Triad and got some contacts and they might just let me in.
I'm fucking stoked, but I want some advice from you guys before I take the final leap.
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I'd say do it if you don't care about dying, but they will more than likely put you as their personal garbage man or something not that exciting to begin with
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Since you're not asian i wouldn't suggest that you do it, you'll look pretentious.
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>>38374099
You'll most likely end up as cannonfodder grunt, especially since you're white. But still, if you want to thread a dark path filled with death and misery, be my guest, but you have been warned.
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You remember that episode from always sunny where Mac becomes Pussy Hands?
That's probably gonna be you buddy
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