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Just got back from volunteering with at risk youth. What have you low life wageslave scums accomplished today? Us NEETs have an everlasting impact on society as a whole.
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>>39553878
I spent the day training medical students and preparing a lecture for younger doctors tomorrow
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>>39553906
Wagie you are not helping them. You are just repeating a prepared wagie speak so you receive your shit pay.
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>an everlasting impact on society as a whole
Gave me a good laugh

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>tfw bought another 30 pack

I didnt even feel like drinking, im already 15 deep. Why do I do this to myself
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>ywn be an alcoholic who's able to buy boredom free fun evening in every store
Feels bad tbqh
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>>39553872
Boredom free turns into heavy depression and self harm very quickly for me. Yet I keep drinking because otherwise I feel nothing.
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Because we're broke inside man.
>he said as he worked on finishing another half gram of cocaine

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>tfw constant cocklust
I wish I wasn't so autistic I just want to suck a dick or even date a cute boy who I could suck off daily
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fags are so weird

do you guys just do this on purpose
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>>39553819
I just wanna push a boy down onto my bed and suck him dry
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What kind of body do I need to get an autistic fag like OP to suck me off

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Seems like we always get good folks from this board. If you're from California come check out this discord server. No outside Californians. No ja crispy. No Cali 3 return of autismo. Just good active members with a personality to contribute.

sNWgz

I actively prune inactive people so get involved or get out.
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>>39553798
no thanks, LGBT fest

California girl here. I'd rather die than step in LGBT weeb territory.
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>>39553798
Can you drop a link for the one ja crispy is in then?
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>>39553863
Fuck roasties. You and hey can both stay out

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>sleep paralysis
this fucking shit again
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Go back to sleep, you'll be fine. Those black figures you saw were from your dream too.
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>>39553794
how are you paralyzed if you posted this thread

checkmate weeb
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>it's the old hag sitting on my chest episode again
the shadows are the least scary wish it was them

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"get in the pool, Anon."
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can someone please photoshop this so she looks like a big snake
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>>39553763
get in the car trunk
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did you get that shirt from the 99 cents store

lay off the fake eyelashes

fuck that ugly duck, you need to have some taste. what kind of pool party is this? lol jesus

try sunnylife.com.au

that Stacies don't want you.


https://open.spotify.com/track/0ofbQMrRDsUaVKq2mGLEAb
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>>39553761
Did someone really need a reminder for this? LMAO DUDE.
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>>39553761
I don't give a shit about Stacy. I just want a slightly overweight THICC girl to cuddle at night, and watch anime with.
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>>39553815
High class hot girls don't want you.

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It's time to talk about something important. A few days ago, somebody made a poll asking whether women should be banned from /r9k/. The result was overwhelmingly in favor of it. Now, most people would see this and assume that women are a huge problem on the board and that banning them would be good, but I think that the poll proves otherwise. Think about it, 78% of the board voted yes. This means that 78% of the board, a huge majority, is made of misogynistic men, and only 22% is made of women and supposedly "beta orbiters". This is such a big difference that, even if that 22% was bad, it wouldn't be able to completely ruin the board unless they were spamming (and they aren't), yes the board has been shit for years. This is proof that this 78% is as bad, if not worse, than the 22%.
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>>39553703
>I can't into logical reasoning: the post
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bro tldr

im a girl

what are you gonna do about it

cry to mommy? LMAOOOOOOOOO

MOOOOOODSSSSSSSSS
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how would they ban women? making you take a pic of your dick before you post?

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I DONT WANNA TURN 19 A VIRGIN
I CAN STILL FIX THIS
I DONT WANNA DIE LIKE THAT
PLEASE
AAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH
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>>39553671
I'm turning 54 this year. Never had sex.
You'll survive.
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Nice reddit tier pic related fag, hope you never have sex with a woman
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Sex isnt everything

t. Lost virginity to a club slut and now working my hardest to find compassionate gf

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who else here /nofriends/ and /nohobbys/?

what do you do all day?
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>>39553612
Shitpost and distract myself with anime
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get drunk and watch anime, if that counts as no hobbies
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What the fuck is a hobby anyway

they keep telling me to get one but they never give examples

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Do you like Latina chicks?

Have you ever got to cuddle with one?
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My gf in highschool was some latina NEET

I didnt even know she was into me desu but it just sorta happened
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>>39553604
I like chicks, that's fucking the whole shit, you know what I fuckin' mean?
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>>39553615
did she ever skip showers because she was a NEET?

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I realized something about normalfags today. I had to take a placement test for pre-college classes, and strangely enough I felt more at ease and peaceful in the testing room than I've felt in a long time. And I think, it's because of how I am. I like things with lots of information which I can assimilate, and understand to the fullest. I like paper with organized, numbered listings, web pages with structured menus and posts and options, many different machines with extensive mechanical workings and carefully measured sizes, shapes, speeds, etc. I love things that are clear cut, defied, and where every part can be analyzed and categorized. Massive collections of literal and numerical information to be assimilated is my paradise, as well as anything with many small but predictable mechanical parts which work well. To put it simply, I like things that are machine like, as if I was a robot. But normalfags are much more pleased by simplicity and having to intake as little information as possible, they would rather interact with things in what I can only call a more "organic" way than a "mechanical" way. They like to talk to A Person and tell the to Do A Thing, and not have to give or take much input. They like things to be solid, whole, unmoving objects or situations. They prefer not to take in much information and prefer large, bland, easy to not think about "stuff" than small, information and order dense machinery. They act by doing things as simply as possible, like a one dimensional interaction with a single object that they never have to think about twice. And they like things that come in unpredictable and unaesthetic shapes and sizes, or rather they don't care and don't have a preference for being able to dissect things into many, easily identifiable parts. Thus they live and shape the world around them "organically", but also very inefficiently and in a way which, to me, is so aesthetically unappealing as to be depressing.
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>>39553584
>I realized something today
So did I. I realized I'm not going to read your huge block of fucking text. This isn't a blog
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They like trees and plants and shit, blobby humans, and cars and buildings which are wholly unattractive in their design, especially those with the tedious "paneled shuttered shingled roof" look. Very few buildings with alternate, machine-like architectural designs. I love dashboards with lots of switches, trains with hundreds of pipes, connecting rods, release valves, trestle bridges with thousands of wooden beams, I like cars with shifters and pop up headlights and lots of stuff to do with the engine of, and anything with a lot of sharply, artificially and industrially shaped parts. Such boring and simple and organic things like cows, grass, old buildings, and information-less lifestyles disturb me to no end, I'm very glad I was born in an age with such things as computers. I wish I could describe just how uneasy the undefinability of it all makes me, It's like being on an entire planet made out of stuff that is alien to me. Only that which was made with a utilitarian, square, sharp-corned look makes me feel at ease.
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>Essay about normalfags
>We already know they are cancer
Fuck off to Reddit please normie

>Incest gets brought up here
>Apperently everyone fucked their sister/mother except me
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>>39553544
>incest gets brought up here

this is why I hate normies on my board or whoever I'm not sure who I'm supposed to hate actually, but it's someone.
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>>39553565
>normies
>my board
Sorry, you're on the wrong website friendo. You're looking for wizchan.
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I'd rather have the daily imouto thread than 5 trap threads.

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Have no friends or have these friends.

>choose one
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>>39553532
Chad right there in the middle. I'll take 'em!
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>>39553532
I have /r9k/, that's better than having friends
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No friends is this even a question? Fuck most people especially these nerds

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Ask a guy with 40 marbles up his butt anything. Seriously, it's gonna be a long fucking night.
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for what pvrpose, plebian?
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>>39553559
Sexual pleasure obviously
Original
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>>39553530
the fuck dude
with what purpose?

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