/marbles up the butt/

for what pvrpose, plebian?

>>39553559
Sexual pleasure obviously
Original

>>39553530
the fuck dude
with what purpose?

Is the violence in videos games getting too out of hand?

>>39553597
Trust me where i work ive seen weirder shit up peoples asses, at least OPs is easy to remove if it gets stuck. Just be careful OP and avoid anything that can cause rupturing or swelling.
Nothing worse than having to pry open a swollen busted rectum just to pull a wrench out.

>>39553530
pics w timestamp please

>>39553530
Will my life get better? I don't care for an answer tho, just wanted to be cheeky guy asking a question totally unrelated to your topic. GOTCHA FOOL.

>>39553660
Your chances of a better life decreased the moment you set foot on 4chan, by coming on to this board, they decreased exponentially
>>39553607
No. Violence in video games seems to reflect the times we live in. It's fitting
>>39553641
Don't worry, I have an easy way to remove. Like super easy
>>39553597
I just have a fetish for this kind of stuff

>>39553716
I also go on /pol/ and rarely on /biz/, /b/ and /fit/. Does this change anything?

>>39553656
From inside my butt?
>>39553759
>/pol/
That just means your intentionally making your life worse by making yourself angry all the time
>Rarely
Do you just lurk or shit post?

>>39553796
The other boards also make me angry plenty reminding me of my insecurities and things I'll never have or achieve. Lurk, sometimes shitpost, sometimes post, depends if I can feel bothered enough to say something elaborate or retarded.

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>>39553858
Isn't 4chan great? It's like a magnet to social autists and losers, while at the same time reminding them how pathetic and unlovable they are via Chad threads, face posting, and face rates. If any of these losers ever tries to leave, once they set foot in the normie world, 4chan has made them so far removed from society that 4chan is the only safe place they can turn to, despite the constant agony. When it all sets in, that's when the lack of hope begins to become realised. Once they comprehend the true gravity of that, some of them snap. This place literally breeds shooters and sociopaths. It's a pain factory

>>39553951
Guess it's good for me that I learned those things before coming here and I could return to normal given the chance. Still, what you wrote is pretty fedora tipping inducing my man.

What are your thoughts on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict?

>>39553530
Why are you such a faggot? Are you dressed like a sissy?

>>39554035
Jews shouldn't have taken what wasn't there's. Yeah, there's probably more to it, but that's all I remember.
>>39554003
>Fedora meme response
How now? It's true. Most of the people on this website are in constant pain. I admit, shooters don't spawn very often, but this place has created quite a few. Remember that guy who posted some dead lady on his bed, and everyone called him a faggot and fake, but it was on the news the next day?(I wish I had a screen cap). It's like a pearl in clam or whatever
>>39554046
Just a long white tank top, with frilly ends. Got it one size big for me, and it resembles a skirt when I wear it. Also, as long as it doesn't involve another male, it isn't gay, it's just masturbation

>>39554080
Chad Thundercock has sex everyday with hot females while you make a whore of yourself. How does that make you feel?

>>39554080
>not liking fedora stuff
That's classic 4chin for you friend. ;)

I was expecting more random guesses on how my life might play out moving forward, considering that from your current endeavour you sound like a sensible person, instead of 4chan history lessons like I didn't have the entire summer to learn.

If that's too much I'll go with something easier. Do you respond once per marble shat?

>>39554124
Somehow it doesn't bother me that much. It's fun being by myself. I wear ridiculous clothing and hang around skateparks on the weekend when I'm not working. I LARP as a sleezebag and purpose make myself look shitty and walk up and down a major street wearing only torn off jeans and sandals. I play dress up a lot irl and lay down on the sidewalk. I race cars with my three friends on Saturday nights on this stretch of highway, and we hang around the mall at 11 pm and play games on the arcade machines like kids. I sing songs in public and sometimes go out of my way to be retarded. Life is too short to worry about what other people think about you. At least I can make some happy memories now, so when I'm dying, I can think about them, and decide that I had a good life.

>>39554206
I realized a long time ago that it was predetermined, be it by the hands of some shitty God, or maybe just genes that I'm not designed to be like Chad and Stacy. I'm not designed to be cool. But in this hell of hand I was dealt, maybe I can rearrange a few of the cards and carve out a new destiny for myself. What you perceive as autism is freedom. I have a good life. I shouldn't care what normies think about me.

>>39554185
Hmm, no, it's actually pretty difficult to shit out marbles. Like the lube dries up inside you after a while. I'm not taking them out until morning, and I won't exactly be simply shitting them out. Honestly your life for the next several years is probably going to be a shitshow clash of up and downs, without you really gaining or losing too much. You'll be much smarter, but your life won't be much better, unless you encounter a major change like Uni and landing a nice job or whatever.

>>39554080
Sticking shit up your ass IS gay, fag

Hi marble man. Why did you choose to put 40 marbles in your butt instead of something more reasonable, like 10 or 20? Are these like, kid's toy dollar store marbles, or are they a sex-toy-ish kinda deal?

>>39554369
Are you gay for touching your own dick?
>>39554382
Yeah these are dollar store marbles I bought on an impulse. Eroticism is reasonable. My ideal number is actually a hundred, but I don't have that many marbles. I had 43, but 40 was much better because it's a multiple of 5.

>>39554421
Why would you put 100 marbles in your butt, marble man? Do you have any idea what gave you this fetish?? Like a strange mishap on the playground as a child? I am very confusion

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>>39554309
>tfw your turn of phrase doesn't reflect that you are fresh out of college and instead you sound like a highschooler or some shit
Still, what you said doesn't sound half as bad, and actually it's slightly recomforting.

Thanks marbles-in-butt anon.

>>39554206
Okay man I just hope you don't injure your anus, then go to tell the creepy doctor to take the marbles out of it because you were being a naughty sissy slut. Many fetishes should be repressed for that reason, they can harm your health. Same reason while women should not be whores, risk of STDS and unplanned pregnancy.

>>39553530

Is that picture above supposed to be of you, you dirty little tart? I bet you like it when I call you a tart, you marble slut!

You got any rare or cool marbles up that butt of yours? Any sick cats eyes?!
Collect em or just happened to have marbles lying around?

>>39554446
I've liked anal beads since as long as I was aware of their existence. I've always wanted some really long and small ones, but no company really makes them. So I began using marbles. Tbh I barely even feel them, unless I put them in the freezer first. After the first ten, it became a contest to see how many I can get. If I ever get 100, I'll try to go for 150 next time.
>>39554447
Are you talking about me? I could give more comprehensive answers if I wanted, but I don't want to be a try hard and put too much effort into each post. I post too much anyways. You're right, I've never been to college. At the risk of sounding edgy, I've always thought college was kind of a meme. Highschool shills it, basically 40k to do your homework and screamed at by a teacher and all you get is the opportunity to get better jobs. I'm more a fan of trade school desu
>>39554565
If anything, this will harm my colon and large intestine, because they go in so deep. I appreciate your concerns, but don't worry, I've don't this so many times, I'm basically a professional. I have a secret method to remove them, much easier than shitting them out.

>>39553530

Is that picture above supposed to be of you, you dirty little tart? I bet you like it when I call you a tart, you marble slut!

oregano ^2

>>39554587
>>39554608
More or less, yeah. And don't say that, people shouldn't LARP on r9k
>>39554590
Naw, just generic red marbles from the dollar store. All uniform in color.

>>39554599
No marbles-in-butt anon, I said I sounded like a highschooler since you said maybe once I get to uni bla bla. It's fine mib anon, it's all gonna be fine. We got this.

>>39554644
Oh I see. Honestly I just assumed because odds are your below the age of 25, and from the way you were talking, it didn't seem as if you had anything major going on in your life

>>39553530

I have a lot of experience with butt plugs and dildos but I've never actually done marbles. What makes the marble feeling so special?

>>39554080

That tank top thing sounds cute.

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>>39553530
how and why?

please, why and how you got it all in there?

>>39554741
I laid down in my bed and got into the "draw me like one of your French girls position". I had a dish of marbles at the foot of my bed. My butt was already lubricated, and I had already cleaned myself out. I just pushed one marble in at a time over the course of several minutes, until all forty had disappeared up my butt. I did it because I was horny and I'm an expert on marble insertion.
>>39554725
I put the marbles in freezer before I do it, so they are nice and cold when I slip them in. They are so small so they can't get stuck individually. With butt plugs and dildos, there is always that saftey in knowing they can be removed. With marbles you are just pushing them in with complete disregard. It makes it more erotic. Its so rare even in pornography for someone to do a marble insertion without immediately removing them. They're such pussies lol. Also yeah, my hips are pretty wide so it works kinda well. I just wish my shoulders were more narrow so the illusion could be complete. I can't have it all eh?

>>39554805
couldn't you find something better to do, like fap using your dick and hands?

>>39554805
are you shaved? do you look femenine? do you use lingerie and make up?

>>39554805

> With marbles you are just pushing them in with complete disregard. It makes it more erotic.

Wow, you really are a slut, aren't you?

That said, I don't think I could ever do that. I worry too much about safety. I would potentially do the ones on a string though.

>>39554846
That got old really fast
>>39554917
Yeah, sometimes. Maybe I just don't care. You will never truly ascend until you're willing to risk your own health
>>39554874
I've had lazy surgery, I don't grow pubic or ass hairs. I have medium hair with the side bang things that go over my ears. My face isn't very feminine however. It's not the look I was going for anyway.

>>39554805
You will probably die of something in the next 4 years if you don't get those out

>>39555026
I can get them out anytime I want to. Even if I don't, them will be forced out inevitably

>>39554599
Marble man, I am glad you replied to me. Sorry for being gone. I think it is strange you put marbles in the freezer and then into your asshole but I am sure you can be a good person despite this.

That being said, how are you doing in life aside from all this? What do you do, how do you sustain your dollar store marble hobby? Are you a happy person?

>>39555083
I work at a Burger King for a day job. A few more months and i can be a manager. Thinking of going to trade school, maybe join an apprentice program and get a slightly better job. Refer to
>>39554206
I have a pretty happy life. I collect glass bottles and watches, I watch a lot of cartoons and I like to go movies and malls in other cities.