If girls prefer CHAD how come that Loki is so much popular among the fangirls than Thor?
Loki:
>skinny and odd
>constantly loses to Thor
>angry, sensitive crybaby
Thor:
>ripped
>tough, manly alpha male
>beats the shit out of Loki
>future king
>literal Chad
... explain???
And the whole franchise is mainstream and pretty popular among normies too, so it's not just obese tumblr landwhales who love him.
>>38560306
Why do believe this Jewish lie? You are that mischievous god, are you not?
>>38560392
Nigga what are you saying exactly?
>>38560306
Because Loki exudes soul, charisma and Machiavellian traits all at the same time, plus he's not bad looking either
Will wearing a nice tailored suit make me more approachable? I have been thinking about this and I find myself much more confident and attractive while wearing a suit. I am wondering if this can actually make me fucking able to talk to girls (stacies and roasties alike)(everyone sees someone wearing a suit more respectable)
It really depends. Do you look like that model guy in the picture? If so then yes, you will look awesome.
Women and everyone else but especially women will treat you differently if you're wearing a suit. They mistakenly think it indicates your social awareness and wealth since presumably you know how to wear a suit which is a fashion implement and my god women love fashion
>>38560396
>It really depends. Do you look like that model guy in the picture?
No I dont. But I ve got a pretty awesome suit.
I can show pics i you like, anon.
I just gotta look for where I left that damn pic on my phone.
Will there ever be a tv show this good again?
>>38560283
>liking reality tv at all
>liking a drama based reality tv show
>liking a greek tragedy tier reality tv show
Is cringing like orgasming for some people?
>>38560553
it was the only tolerable reality tv show. when it got cancelled, I stopped watching tv.
>Is cringing like orgasming for some people?
wasn't cringy at all. sure it was morbid, but very fascinating. no other show will have a gauntlet of pedos on live tv for the public to scrutinize and ponder about
i don't like fat hansen
Do you have a talent? Whats one thing that you're good at?
>>38560255
Nothing that any one wants to hear about, that's for sure.
>>38560255
I have a talent for language and memorization in general, and I've been told that I'm a talented writer. It's not very exciting, but it's something.
>>38560255
Is that a picture of heaven?
Just realised, the only reason I haven't killed myself is because of my Xbox 360. It's literally the only pleasure in my life.
>>38560196
>one of the worst consoles
Man I feel sorry for you OP
>>38560196
Maybe you aim too high in life. Or, maybe you aim right, but do nothing to achieve it.
Look, what ever the problem is, THE PROBLEM IS YOU! You are the fucking problem here. It all manifests from you and you alone. Something in your head is seriously fucked up and no one can do anything ever to fix it beside you, but you are the one fucked up. So...
Fact is, you will spend more time analysing this post then working on yourself, which might tell you something about what you focus on too much---crazy shit that is meaningless.
>>38560196
Go fly a fucking kite in the sun. The rays will do you good.
>got a new roommate last week
>he has the body of a fucking Greek God
I don't think I can make it through the year lads
Are you going to drug him and rape him?
>>38560189
Princess Marco is my waifu
>>38560222
>Are you going to drug him and rape him?
no wtf
I'm just gonna masturbate in my bed at night while staring at him obviously
I'm super stealthy so he will never notice
Saturday night /drinking/
How goes it mangos, hope all is well.
What ya drinking tonight and are ya having a good time?
>>38560180
Bumpo for more degenerates. Im not the only one drinking tonight am I?
Starting to feel like the only alcoholic on this board.
>>38560375
I'm drinking Budweiser at half 6 in the morning beat that degeneracy faggots kill myself
>>38560180
its like 1:30 am
been drinking all night
Tired as fuck, but I still have some vodka left. Not sure if its worth staying up to get drunk when I'm this tired, or just to go to bed.
Why do normies hate this guy so much for? Seems like a typical Chad to me. Is it because he's such an Super Alpha that he makes the normal Chads feel like cucks?
>>38560148
>Why do normies hate this guy so much for?
Normies love him
>>38560148
How about you stop posting this gay shit?
>>38560148
Only beta normies dislike him.
WHY MUST I BE AN UNSIGHTLY ABOMINATION? A FUCKING HIDEOUS MONSTER! I WILL NEVER BE LOVED! I WILL NEVER BE VALUED! I'M A FUCKING ORC!
>>38560140
plenty of she-orcs out there
>>38560140
This thread describes me so heavily
Lose some weight, eat healthy, groom yourself.
Don't beat up on yourself kid. Just take care of yourself and your looks will improve.
>Went to club for the first time tonight.
>Walk in with one other friend
>Pay $20
>We were literally the only white boys there.
>Everyone's just kinda standing around nodding their head to shit music.
>Leave immediately before my friend.
>Bouncer says "One down, one to go." As I walk out to wait for my friend
Shoot me
>>38560096
>>Bouncer says "One down, one to go."
Why?
>>38560096
Anon everyone wasn't doing anything because they were waiting for you and your buddy to leave.
"#notmyparty" kind of stupid shit.
>>38560177
>Two white boys walk into all black club
>One walks out
Does /r9k/ meditate? If so how, when, and why?
>>38560049
Do you Anon?
Any noticable improvements?
>>38560433
no but I've heard a lot of anons talking about it
>>38560049
Yes.
The usual way (sometimes walking instead),
I try to daily,
Because I feel like it helps me.
you just gotta go out there and do it
sitting around wont get you anywhere
Yah but do what? What would be the point? Literally no one can answer that question without resorting to protestant claptrap
>>38560031
Do what, exactly? Oregeno spice
time is passing you by bro, you wanna regret everything you didn't do when you're on your deathbed? I thought so. Get out there and make some moves.
I don't know if I'm a normie or not, guys. I know that I used to be a robot, but I think I might have become a normie, or even worse, a chad.
Help me out, guys!
you fucking disgust me, you are the cancer that is ruining this board, just fuck off and never come back, ok?
>using words like "robot", "normie" and "chad".
It's ok, you still belong here.
>>38560010
Are you still picking your nose and eating paste. Does it still appeal to you like before?
If not, hire a Mexican whore and finger her dirty asshole till she shits herself.
Post your ideal lifestyle. Make it realistic.
>own a transforming, offroad-capable camper home
>fit it with solar panels, antennas for wifi and HAM radio, wood-burning generator, water recycler (piss)
>make money pre-apocalypse by doing freelance web dev and programming work using free wifi
>use extra money to stock up on guns, ammo, and rations so I am ready to survive when SHTF and civilization collapses
>make caches around country with supplies, resources (generators, windmill components, seeds) and survival textbooks for restarting civilization
I'd have my basic needs taken care of and would be able to shitpost and travel freely, and I'd have the peace of mind knowing I could get by no matter how much everything else fucked up.
>>38559947
>water recycler (piss)
You'll be just like Kevin Costner.
Living in the woods, log cabin. Food gets delivered once every two weeks. Miles from every other human. Have Xbox 360 and internet.
Live with the bears, make friends with the bears. Bears are fucking awesome. I love bears.
>>38560390
Kill yourself you bear loving faggot
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g9lCkFygaaQ
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Og1pF8KwC8
That is exactly what pic related did
Is it possible to be trapsexual? I'm honestly only into traps.
>>38559918
>Is it possible to be trapsexual? I'm honestly only into traps.
same
ty for making a thread, we need to trigger the ANTIFA-ggots as much as possible
>>38559918
>we need to trigger the ANTIFA-ggots as much as possible
My thoughts exactly
>>38559918
>Is it possible to be a fag?