>got a new roommate last week
>he has the body of a fucking Greek God
I don't think I can make it through the year lads
Are you going to drug him and rape him?
>>38560189
Princess Marco is my waifu
>>38560222
>Are you going to drug him and rape him?
no wtf
I'm just gonna masturbate in my bed at night while staring at him obviously
I'm super stealthy so he will never notice
>>38560246
>Princess Marco is my waifu
this desu
>>38560312
Amateur. At least get him drunk then suck his cock. You can be his last resort, he'll go out to parties, and if he doesn't pull then he can cum in your mouth.
Fucking do it.
>>38560723
Nice to see some people have good taste in waifus.
>>38560758
I have zero confidence though
I've lived with him for like three weeks and have barely talked to him