WHY MUST I BE AN UNSIGHTLY ABOMINATION? A FUCKING HIDEOUS MONSTER!

>>38560140
plenty of she-orcs out there

>>38560140
This thread describes me so heavily

Lose some weight, eat healthy, groom yourself.

Don't beat up on yourself kid. Just take care of yourself and your looks will improve.

>>38560140
THE AGE OF MEN IS OVER

THE AGE OF THE ORC HAS BEGUN

Unsightly Abomination describes me perfectly.

>>38560195
YOU NINNYHEADS DON'T REALIZE HOW BLESSED YOU ARE. WHY DO YOU FEEL COMPELLED TO SPOUT THE SAME PLATITUDES EVERY FUCKING TIME? ENOUGH! YES, I TAKE CARE OF MY HYGEINE! OR ELSE I'D BE STEWING IN SHIT SOUP IN MY OWN SOLITUDE!

>>38560149
And all of them want chads, not other orcs dummy

>i can't find someone in the literal ocean of people
If you can't find anyone, you have no one to blame but yourself.

>>38560140
That's a fetish y'know.

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>>38560565
>using the word 'literal' to describe a metaphor