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>>38605571
>D-did I do something wrong /r9k/...?
Existing

>>38605571
>D-did I do something wrong /r9k/...?
I don't know, can you?

Are you a visible degenerate?
I did this once because I was angry/hungover and didn't want to get coffee from some fag with gauges and green hair.

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>people kiss
>people hold hands
>they rub noses together
>guys stroke their gfs hair
>people smell each other sexually
>girls falls asleep on their bfs shoulder or chest

No they don't, sex is a meme.

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>tfw people actually have romantic relationships in real life

>>38605439
Nice but a bit often too sweet.
Hard to do the top right I find.
I prefer a nice raspberry sorbet.
Also not /ck/

had it once
not impressed

>>38605439
I like it more when it's not too deep. so there's more ratio of crunch to creme

Shut the fuck up, beta virgin. Ahahahahahaha, you actually think you're smart saying "sexual market value."
>wahhhhh girls do stuff I don't like, so they're worthless wahhhhhh
Fucking crybaby virgin.

>>38605437
>roast beef pussy.
virgin detected

>>38605599
>>38605623
T _ _ G G _ _ _ _
(rhymes with niggered)

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>>38605397
Yeah, pretty much.

This is a very original answer

>>38605397
Yes this shouldn't even be a question you have to ask yourself
It is gay

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WE DO NOT TOLERATE TRANSPHOBIC COMMENTS! REMOVE THINESELF FROM THIS EVENT!

I dunno, what's it like being a fuckin' dweeb?

What does it feel to not have control over everything you consume?

>>38605359
Caffeine from coffee has pretty much no negative side effects as long as you don't drink it in excess, so I think it's a pretty positive thing.

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>>38605324
Could have had this fine automobile

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>>38605351
But I get this trash instead

I feel like a nigger just sitting in it

>>38605324
>dont have a car but parents are willing to shill out gallons of pussy pennies for me to go to penis waxing academy

>>38605309
Did you cum from it? more detail man I wanna fap to this

>>38605453
Didn't cum, but I masterbated 3 times when I got home. Letting you that you can't replicate a women's touch. One of the greatest feeling in the world, the only thing that kind of ruined the experience was more trying not to get a boner.

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>Be at doctors because I cannot poop
>Doctor be female, probably 45 or so
>Has me lay down and lift up my shirt
>She be feeling all over my stomach
>Because I'm bored I start thinking about sexytimes
>Think about how people spontaneously fuck in the movies
>Ponder the possibility of older six-figure salary gf
>Be lost mid thought
>Suddenly, doc literally lifts up my pants and checks out my dick
>Sort of surprised because I thought I was alone in my thoughts
>She puts the pants back, guess she just wanted to make sure dick rot wasn't the cause of my poop problems

Smart enough for what, exactly?

>>38605280
;) it starts

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>>38605332
>LOOK AT ME GUYS I CAN CONVERT SOME TEXT TO MATRIX-SCRIBBLE AM I COOL YET
>inb4 we are looking for intelligent individuals

>>38605175
no more fembot threads

What if the mods banned all the frogposters for just one day?

>>38605236
>What if the mods banned all the frogposters for just one day?
frog posters and normies are the same

honestly I would really like if they did this
just one day, dole out life bans for every frogposter, just to see what happens

>>38605163
You cant make a thread like this without posting a damn link to the source.

Please post the link.

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>>38605163
Well...? Are you going to share this shit or no?

>>38605198
>>38605199
https://hqcollect.tv/downloads/58576-xoe-nova-collection/70/view/

What if I haven't been positive in like 7 years?

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>>38605137
>only 7

try 19 years fuckboi

>>38605137
Then be positive now! surely life will get better!

>>38605070
maybe you are stimulating your brain and eye balls with internet screen

>>38605085
Idk but the harder and longer it takes for me to sleep the more pissed off I get. I've been awake for 19 hours, I'm going to fucking freak!!!

>>38605070
Youre retarded and dont know how to google your questions.
Thats why you dumb cunt.

>myproana
thank me later

>>38605054
>drinking coffee to keep the hunger at bay
Stop. Don't drink calories. Use cold water instead.

>>38606010
black coffee is like 1 calorie a cup, and caffeine numbs appetite

>>38605029
So we're 2 op.
I feel kinda ashamed of doing this to this day, but oh well. Used to listen to starset alot too.

I have a absurd love for bleach btw, more than anything

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>>38605294
I see we have a lot in common. i also love bleach and Starset, particularly songs like My demons, Carnivore, It has begun etc..

>>38605029
I do this and pretend I am rescuing girl I like. I imagine the overlord anime opening and pretend I have demon powers and I am rescuing my crush from monsters and stuff. I feel so strong and amazing.