>he uses alcohol or any other mind altering substances What's

I dunno, what's it like being a fuckin' dweeb?

What does it feel to not have control over everything you consume?

>>38605359
Caffeine from coffee has pretty much no negative side effects as long as you don't drink it in excess, so I think it's a pretty positive thing.

Personally, I enjoy it.

>What's it like being an unrefined subhuman?
It's pretty nice until the buzz wears off.

I dont see how anyone can live life and not be straight edge.

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>mfw takes antidepressants

END ME END ME NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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how to trigger Normans
>"No, I don't drink alcohol"

>What's it like being an unrefined subhuman?

where the fuck do you think you are? what kind of "refined" human would come to this absolute shithole, other than to laugh at those less fortunate than themselves. fuck off dude

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>>38605503

>all my normie older brothers drinking alcohol a lot non stop
>they ask me do I want a drink
>tell them "no thanks, I don't drink beer"
>they give you this look

Why is that?

Also I have a case of 6 beers he brought me to my house like 6 months ago still on the floor unopened. He came around last week and saw the case there and asked me why I hadn't touched it. I just said "I really don't like beer man" like it wasn't a big deal but like he was making it a big deal.

Why is this?

>>38605543
Man, he's posting anime pictures. Don't take him seriously.

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>>38605543
>>38605565
triggered & mad normalfag

>>38605557
Because you're a homosexual who doesn't drink.

>>38605359
It's pretty chill. Who hurt you as a child and gave you the impression that you need to be perfect to feel like you're worth something?

>>38605503
from my experience, people only care if you've -never- had a drink. it's super easy to get people off your back if you tell them you don't take to alcohol well. what really makes them uncomfortable is
>yes, but not around you guys (or anyone at all, for that matter)

drinking has made being a shut-in so much better, but i absolutely hated it when i tried it in public

>>38605557
They get insecure about it because you're someone that doesn't need to be drunk to fend off suicide.

I used to be an alcoholic but had to quite because it was killing me. Sometimes I wish I had just kept drinking myself to death.

I'll drink if someone offer me a drink. But no way i'll go out to buy it

>>38605359
>mind altering

more like mind destroying

most of them fucked themselves up beyond repair with alcohol

there are numerous studies of how alcohol stunts your brain growth, those poor normies, serves them right for being such normies

>>38605636
Going to rehab next week man, wish me luck.

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>>38605359
>thinking humans werent designed to enjoy mind altering substances
even dogs, pigs, and horses enjoy alcohol. its not even a human exclusive thing, its a mammal thing.

Not sure anon. How were all the years of bullying ya straight edge nerd?

>>38605719
We weren't "designed" to enjoy alcohol, we've simply built a resistance to it in a way that doesn't directly kill you, only slowly.

What none of you purist faggots seem to understand is that it's perfectly fine to not want to partake in drugs, alcohol, etc. The problem is *you don't have to be a dick about it*. Come up with an excuse or like if you have to, just be polite. For example:

>Hey bro, you want a beer?

DONT:
>No way, I don't drink that garbage.

DO:
>Thanks, but I'm driving back tonight so I can't have any.
>I would but I'm still hungover from last night it was crazy hahahaha
>Thanks, but I'm trying to cut back/quit

>>38606300
Or my favorite, "no thanks"

>>38605719
dolphins also enjoy getting high via pufferfish poison

>he can get through the soul-crushing banality of life without drugs/alcohol
Legit jealous.