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>>38623104
>used to sneak money into her wallet for the financial domination aspect
why the fuck did that give me a boner

Feel sad for people like you.
>jerked off next to my mom
>humped my mom
>got to see her lingerie on a daily basis because shes a whore
>humped my aunt because she was sleeping with me in the same bed back when I was a shota
>she was always sleeping in a big shirt plus her whore panties
>jerked off next to her too
>both parties are aware of me doing said things
>they both love me deeply
How is incest a bad thing again?

>>38623104
used to sneak money into her wallet for the financial domination aspect
fucking holy shit

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ce fil-ci est inutile

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le dejeuner en fourrure

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>>38622929
Ceci n'est pas un argument


Iol

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>> Imlying traps could ever be gay
thats where you fucked up

>>38622913
It is lesbianism.

t. transbian

>>38623038
Are you sure because the trap still has a dick.

So she just wants to have crazy sex before she dies. Cool.

To bad she will only put out for chad.

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>>38622906
>tfw no terminally ill gf

>someone becomes emotionally attached to a person that is dying
>has to deal with losing them once they're gone
>easier to just do hookups with no strings attached

You've never had sex or had anyone care about you OP, you really have no room to talk about relationships

I like the library. Perhaps I'd be more productive if I went there more often.

Libraries are nice as long as there aren't a bunch of stupid fucking kids running around. My local library is really bad about this

>>38622791
My library is a glorified homeless shelter. The rules are enforced like a prison and computers must be reserved with time limits.

You can't even go to the bathroom since so many junkies overdose in there.

>>38622780
>tfw nobody wants to discuss politics on this board but it ends up basically being the only thing discussed due to shills on both sides or those using the conflict to fish for (you)s, OP included

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Do you think so? Maybe the groups are just more polarized so you hear more extremes rather than a flood of moderate right-wingers or alt-liters. I also know a lot of the far right wingers (genuine National Socialists or Italian Fascists) have left 4Chan due to either lack of interest or purity spiraling.

>>38622842
Maybe someday posting about politca outside of /pol/ will ve a bannable offense.

>>38622768
>/fa/
>/mlp/
>/r9k/
>/pol/
>/soc/

>/v/
>/tv/
>/co/
>/bant/
>/int/
>/mu/
>/soc/
>/pol/

>>38622797
Doesn't r9k pretty much keep to itself though?

It's a cesspool, but its a self contained one at the very least.

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>>38622689
Why? You're just limiting yourself
Big butts are way more versatile than small ones, not to mention softer and more fun to play with.

>>38622689
What's wrong with liking big asses?

>>38622808
It's r-selected.

show me anon senpai

But I do know how to whitetext

>he doesn't know how to backgroundtext

Why, robot? Why?

>>38622609
SAMMY HYDE
SAMMY HYDE
BY YOUR RIFLE I WILL ABIDE

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>>38622609
>tfw I payed for a one year gym membership and only used it about three times
fucking kill me

because the shitty woke memes all look like tool albums ? i barely know the band but they've probably been around longer

>>38622656
Yah since the 90's and if you want a description of them. Tool is the only 100% effective birth control

>>38622656
Also the picture used is the cover of a tool album

I already did my 6. Worst decision of my life. If you're a robot before you go in, you'll be even worse off after the fact. Fuck off.

>>38622560
>What is your excuse for not joining the military?
I might after I graduate college

>>38622560
i wanted to but my blood pressure and eyesight kept me from it

also psychological evaluations probably

>>38622549
They haven't done anything bad to me yet

>>38622549
>be 15
>awkward and pimply
>no friends so no one to stick up for me
>bunch of Chads piss on me in the showers after gym
>try to fight back
>get the piss beat out of me until I'm on the floor bloody
>they take my clothes out of my locker and throw it in a toilet someone shit in

>>38622549
Chads seem to generally be good people. Never gotten more than some name-calling from them or made fun of in front of a group.

take a bunch of nudes catering specifically to my own fetishes and save them so that only I can gain access to them. at that point I spend the rest of the day figuring out what to do exactly the situation is and how to go about reverting it.

yaay can finally live out my lesbian orgy fantasies

>>38622507
>See this
But I already look like that anon

>>38622485
Some believe that Autism is the result of too much fetal testosterone. It has been called the "extreme male brain" theory

>>38622485
Im pretty sure if r9k oster their faces, most of them wouldnt be that masculine.

All the dicks here they post in tribute/I cut my dick threads seem huge though

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>>38622642
Less than 1% of this board's userbase could actually satisfy the clinical requirements of ASD

read: clinical. Not some meme diagnosis from a hack psychologist trying to build business

>>38622589
There is actual scientific evidence to back this up based on uterine fluid sampling or something like that